Dear Loki,

Let me get this clear. Why? Why take over a human race? As you put it you call us "puny" or "pathetic" mortals. Why would you want to rule us? I have to say we put up a pretty big challenge, and we just aren't going to give up our home to you. I do see though your magic and trickery very useful. ;) Yeah, I can be evil. We all are, in our own way. I also can be useful. (I killed a man with this thumb) haha.. jk! I may or may not join your "army". See, I got on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s radar in a bad way after they killed my family. I have never trusted them since. That is why I offer my alliances to you.

The offer is up to you. Luv, Rebecca

This is a one chance offer.

Dear Rebecca,

Ah yes…Another question about my urges to rule you petty humans! I have come to hold a fondness for these. There are two main reasons: revenge and power. By taking over earth I would get my revenge upon my "family". Earth is- or should I say was- under Thor's jurisdiction. By taking it over I am metaphorically slapping him in the face. I would also be proving to Odin that I can rule as I rightfully should have.

Power is also a very appealing part of your Earth. It holds many resources, many promising humans, and it does have a rather nice placement in the universe. Power…is something very appealing. I should know, I have it.

As I have said in other letters, mortals hold potential. By ruling them, I could theoretically rule the galaxies if I was able to make them reach full potential.

I shall ignore your comments on my trickery and magic. You, a pathetic mortal, could not possibly grasp the depths of my powers. I amthe God of Mischief and Lies.

I will accept your loyalty. My general, Rethana, is taking enlistments.

Your gracious ruler,

Loki

Dear King Loki,

First and foremost you are my hero! I love you so much! Secondly since your really good at magic can you teach me?

Sincerely,

Jamie

Dear Jaime,

Your admiration of me brings much satisfaction to my being. I am not currently taking on any apprentices. If you join my army, there will be many there to teach you're the wonders of sorcery. If you show potential above the rest, I may take you on as an apprentice.

Your gracious ruler,

Loki

Dear Loki,Have you ever happened to cross paths with a man called The Doctor? He is about 900 years old and travels through time and space in a blue box called the TARDIS. I am certain he must have visited Asgard at some point, however if you have not made his acquaintance I advise you look him up. His adventures are very fascinating. Though I highly doubt he would approve of your attempts to take control of Earth, so you had better brace yourself for ,Kat

Dear Kat,

The Doctor you say? That does bring back many memories. He visited Asgard when I was very young. A very interesting character.

I have no qualms about what I have chosen to do and I couldn't care less what The Doctor thinks. I assure you…he won't be interfering.

Your gracious ruler,

Loki

My King Loki,That offer is most gracious, your magesty, and I dare say I am almost at a loss for words. I would be most honored to lead your guard, and can assure you I will take such placement as general with all my loyalty and strength. Might I ask what would be your first order so that I may fulfill it in as short of a time as possible? Thank Draugr,Rethena.

General Rethena,

Your first order is to start taking enlistments and training my forces. Find someone to put in charge of acquiring armor and weapons and have the humans tested to see if they can perform magic. Those who are will need to be trained thoroughly in magic.

Do you have any requests for salary or any special conditions that must be met? I would prefer to get that particular business out of the way as soon as possible.

Your gracious ruler,

Loki

Dear Loki,

Sounds fun! Get to keep all their wealth? Awesome! Queen of England, here I come...

Sincerely,

Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

Make sure to report back to me when your assignment is complete.

Your gracious ruler,

Loki

Loki,

Have you ever considered taking Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, as a love interest? Honestly, I'm a big FrostIron shipper (that is what we call it! Should not be too hard to figure out, honestly), and I can see you two working very, very well together. :)

- A Teenager Who's A Bit Of A Fangirl

Dear A Teenager Who's A Bit Of A Fangirl,

No. You should be killed immediately. If you could send me your address so I can attend to that matter myself? I will greatly enjoy dismembering you and maiming you until you have become beyond recognition. I look forward to seeing your blood spilt.

Your gracious ruler,

Loki

OMG This is epic! XD

Sorry, had to get that out of my system, so, with that taken care of...Let me start off by saying, you are amazing. Seriously, I've studied mythology since I was a kid, and you were the only god in Norse mythology that I was actually interested in. Now what I'm kinda curious about now is Fenrir. We got the Sleipnir myth wrong, so I'm assuming Fenrir's story is wrong too? Was he maybe like a pet or something? I could see that happening, you having a giant wolf as a pet (That would be epic too! :D)

Anyway, good luck with taking over our world. Who knows, you might do better than all these other crappy politicians in our world. I look forward to hearing from you :)

Yours,

Amari, the Hellhound

Dear Amari,

I thank you for your attentions to me when you were young. Can I assume you will be loyal to me? You are also very correct in regards to Fenrir. It is not so much that mortals get the stories wrong…they just don't get them right. Anything that evolves me giving birth or having children is in some way distorted. I have never been married nor have I fathered any children. I still consider myself to be rather young for that business. This, however, does not mean I lack any experience.

Your gracious ruler,

Loki

Dear Loki;How is it that one who does not deserve to be hated, is hated? I don't think you deserve to be hated, but admire for what you do. Can you do us fellow servants a favor, and bring back the good music like Beatles, Amy Whinehouse, etc, and take bands/ singers One Direction and Bieber with you if that's possible... :)Isla de Los muertos se elvo.

Dear Isla,

I appreciate your sentiments. I honestly have no opinion on your Midgardian music. You may listen to what you wish as long as I do not find it displeasing. I do not plan on being such a tyrant as to cause my people unhappiness.

Your gracious ruler,

Loki