Remus
Sirius
James
Peter
It's sad that this is almost over. I really enjoyed writing all of these rules.
I just want to get this over with.
You are such a spoilsport, Wormtail. This is a very educational document that we have been creating.
Shall we continue then?
43. Prongs is not allowed to fawn over Flower incessantly.
What? Why not?
Maybe because there are other things we could do other than talk about your new girlfriend. And may I remind you that if she is capable of hating your guts for six years so are we.
Fine, not another word about Flower.
44 Prongs is not allowed to train Padfoot to sic professors.
Why are you all picking on me? I only tried that once and Padfoot seemed to enjoy it.
I did NOT enjoy that. And you tried it three times. I remember because you put that collar on a bit too tightly. Besides, the Professors always run when they see me. I don't understand why.
It may have something to do with the fact that you look like a grim.
Oh yeah.
45. We shouldn't confess to crimes that took place before we were born. That causes our professors way too much confusion.
I think Flitwick would have charmed us to death for that one if McGonagall hadn't shown up. Imagine the headlines. 'Students Dies from Cheering Charm.'
I don't think that is possible.
46. Do not make s'mores while on guard duty.
I don't make s'mores that often.
Nooo, just every time we put you on guard duty.
But that's all I get to do.
47. Don't tell anyone about the Map.
Thank you for that Mr. Obvious.
But sometimes the obvious has to be stated because the most obvious thing can go right over someone's head. Take Wormtail for example, if we didn't tell him to keep his eyes on the Map he would forget to do it.
I don't appreciate that. I know that I have to keep my eyes on the Map at all times.
48. We are not allowed to wake Moony by repeatedly banging him on the head with a bag of trash
I appreciate that you won't do that anymore.
49. We are not allowed to threaten anyone with Dark magic. Or even use Dark magic. Or think about using Dark Magic.
The rule book is done. I can't believe it.
Oh, please don't cry Moony.
Why not?
Because stiff people don't cry and if you do you'll ruin your entire image.
How can I ruin that image when I'm not stiff?
I thought you gave up.
Shut up you... you great lump.
I can't believe Moony wrote shut up.
I can't believe Moony wrote great lump.
This document can't not be duplicated without the permission of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, or Prongs. This document is cursed that if any one tries they would wet themselves.
