This here is Chapter 7. Several things happen, some humor is thrown in, and other things. To a Mr. James Birdsong, a review of 'Cool six chapters' is not very helpful. Details as to what made those six chapters cool are helpful. Unless you are referring to the fact that they are cool because there are six chapters, which is even less helpful. I don't know why, exactly, but it could be because it tells me absolutely nothing. But that's just me. What do I know?


"Kyuubey, I need to talk to you after school."

"About what?"

"Another Incubator is out there, creating contracts and forcing those girls to become Witches early."

"I see. I'll look around and see what I can turn up. Keep your eyes and ears open, I have a bad feeling about today."

"Alright, take care of yourself. I have something I need to do first."

"One last thing…When are you going to have the girls over again? I enjoyed being cuddled."

"You just want to see me get my ass kicked by their fathers."

"Guilty."

"You asshole…" A girl with long white hair opens my door.

"Is everything alright?"

"Everything's fine. Kyuubey and I are having our annual morning disagreement, nothing to be worried about."

"Okay…" I throw my shirt on, leaving it unbuttoned for now.

"Let's get something to eat, and then we'll see about getting you home, sound good?"

"Sounds good!" After a satisfying meal of bacon and eggs, we head out to face the day.

"Kyuubey, I'll need my car."

"You have a car?"

"Yeah. As it turns out, working for Kyuubey is a very good financial decision." A very nice car that is well outside my price range is presented to us. "I'm going to kill him…"

"Why?" Oh, the innocence of youth is a wondrous thing…

"This car is well outside my price range. A fourteen year old has no business owning a Lamborghini Aventador J."

"I see…" I have to admit, the car is nice. I don't think I want to know where Kyuubey procured the funds for it, however...

"Shall we go?"


...I forgive Kyuubey...

That. Was. Awesome. And it seems that Momoe-chan agrees.

"Alex, where are you? It's almost time for school."

"Remember the Witch I dealt with yesterday? I managed to prevent the formation of a Type-2 Walpurgisnacht and managed to return the Witch to human. She's young, only about 8 years old. Keep an eye out, there's another Incubator out there, mass-producing Witches. I don't know how it is, but a newly contracted Puella Magi should not form a Witch within a day of making her contract. I just want you girls to be safe."

"I see..."

"Good morning, Mami."

"Good morning, Alex."

"Good morning!"

"And good morning to you too, Madoka."

"Good morning."

"Good morning, Sayaka."

"Focus."

"Right. Does anyone know what Kyuubey's doing? Homura wants to know."

"I do."

"Let's hear it, Alex."

"Kyuubey is currently in his room, likely geeking out...You really need to hear this."

"I hope you're watching, Alex. With my eyes, I'll search for the other Incubator; with my left paw, I'll do your math homework; with my tail, I'll draw up plans to raid the panty drawers of all of your girls; and with my right paw...I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Homura-chan would like to say '...'"

"...Forget it, I'm killing him...I told him about copyright laws, and he just quoted Death Note without citing his source...That and the plans to raid, have to kill him for that as well."

"Alex...we're here..."

"Are we? Then let me be the first to say 'welcome home.'" She smiles, a truly happy smile. It seems my weakness for happy endings is making itself known. There's nothing wrong with a happy ending; after all, the world isn't a completely cruel place. Meaningful conflict is the soul of drama, after all. If everything is exceedingly dark and edgy, I have to ask why the characters don't just kill themselves? There is a place for darkness, and there is a place for light. If there is no light at the end of the tunnel, why bother going on? Of course, that's just my personal belief. I don't think that merely having friends is enough to get by, but being a loner is an easy way to get killed.

Sorry about that, I often have to defend my views when my idealism is questioned. After all, idealism is for the stupid and the childish. Or so it is said.

"Kyuubey, can you make the car go away, maybe store it or something?"

"Sure. Did they see my little act?"

"Oh yeah, you may want to make yourself scarce, or they WILL kill you."

"And this is different from the times you've threatened me...how?"

"I'm your friend and we know it's a joke. They aren't your friend and they don't know it was a joke. Get ready for an asskicking next time they see you."

"I will. Now, to start looking for the other Incubator. I'll be back."

"Take care."

"Thank you."


So, it seems that Nagisa has been returned to human...So the rumors of the prowess of the Exorcists are true, at least in part. Now, all I have to do is figure out how they perform this 'miracle' and if it can be reproduced to a lesser effect. If it can, and the energy produced can be amplified, I could use it to open the Milky Way. Kyuubey may have caused this, but credit must be given where credit is due. He did provide the method by which we will fix his mistake. I cannot fault him for his attempt at atonement.

"Greetings, humans. I hope you are well. You will have to forgive my transgressions against your kind. I cannot talk for long, so I must be off. Farewell." Inclining my head, I leave the premises.


I'm ending it here, mostly beacuse this chapter isn't very important (yet), but it does flesh out Juubey and Kyuubey's place in the isolation of the galaxy. I'm sorry this took so long, for so little content. College got in the way. So...yeah.

Farewell, my friends.