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Chapter 7: Love In The M-I-X

To those wondering, we did go back and get Kirby…at 1 a.m. Don't worry; he's not sick.

Warning: So far, this is my longest chapter. And at this point, there are a lot of characters, so prepare for a lot of nonsense.

Let's see how this will work out…

AJ: A new day, a new theme. Number 9?

Luigi: (sighs, hands AJ his hat)

AJ: (takes out piece of paper) Our theme today is…romance. (throws paper on the ground) Damn!

All Males: Boo!

C. Falcon: Romance? Eww…I don't believe in love.

Samus: After 37 years, who would?

Falcon: …Ouch.

AJ: Well, if this is gonna continue, we're gonna have to put some type of plot in this theme. Any suggestions?

All: (silent)

The author has to do everything around here. Well, the captioner helps.

(yep)

AJ: …I'll be back.

(intermission)

AJ: (comes back) I got it! (runs away)

All: …

Yoshi: Did he just-

10 minutes later…

AJ: I figured it out! I brought some people that'll help to speed this up a bit. This guy's Kurama.

Kurama: Pleased to meet you all.

AJ: The other guy is Kintaro Oe.

Kintaro: Hello.

AJ: And the last guy is-

Excel: LORD ILPALAZZO!

AJ: (digging in ear)

Excel: Whatever are you doing here with the unworthy, Lord Ilpalazzo sir?

Ilpalazzo: This young man told me that help was needed. I came here to see what the big problem was. That…and I noticed you were here as well.

Excel: (gasps) He…cares?

AJ: Your presence changes everything. Now…for some chicks! Later! (disappears)

Junpei: (groans) Not again! Come on, let's get the game over with already!

Excel: Can this be true? Is this really possible? Ilpalazzo came here because of me? Little old me? I'm so happy! I could just-

Ilpalazzo: I can hear you, Excel.

Excel: Eh…?

Kintaro: You talk a little too much. Though…you are pretty.

Excel: Sorry, I'm not interested! Didn't you just hear my rant? I'm currently infatuated and in infatuation with Lord Ilpalazzo!

Fox: Hooray. Shut up.

Kintaro: I'm hungry. I need a sand-

Falcon: N-

(drama's soon)

Junpei: What a bunch of bullsh*t. There's absolutely no romantic atmosphere in here. I have an idea.

Celcia: That's surprising.

Junpei: What'd you say? (growls)

Link: What's the idea?

Junpei: I'm thinking of the words summer, beach, and…um…

Celcia: That ended quick.

Junpei: Shut it.

Louie: A beach house!

Junpei: Yeah! That's it! It could be like a spring break thing!

Nana: In summer?

All: …

(…)

Junpei: Let's do it!

All: Okay!

Mewtwo: Whatever.

Bowser: I hate water.

Ganondorf: No soap, right?

All: …

(…)

Junpei: …Yeah. Sure. (under breath) Freak.

Ness: When are we leaving?

Mario: (eating pudding) We have to pack first.

Y. Link: Let's pack!

25 minutes later…

AJ: Is everybody ready?

(hey, wait!)

Melissa: Exactly where did you come from?

AJ: I brought more people! Welcome Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Washu, and Sasami. Tenchi and his bitches. (gets punched in the head by Ryoko) You know it's true. (gets knocked to the floor by Ryoko)

Ryoko: Shut up.

Sasami: I hope this is fun, like you said…

AJ: (rubbing head) Me too. Now, let's go finish this long-ass chapter! And get me an aspirin!

All: Yeah!

(fast forward)

All: (at the beach)

AJ: We made it.

Airi: This is a pretty spacious beach. We could have fun here.

(thinking marathon!)

AJ: (thinking) Hmm…I need a pizza. Or some KFC.

Excel: (thinking) This beach is perfect for getting Ilpalazzo to fall for me!

Bowser: (thinking) These people suck…

DK: (thinking) I'm gonna kick Bowser's ass! Eventually!

Mario: (thinking) What did Luigi mean?

Luigi: (thinking) This'll be funny…

Peach: (thinking) I'm gonna get him…and he's gonna like it…

Zelda: (thinking) …

Ganondorf: (thinking) Who can I drown first?

Fox: (thinking) Pass.

Kirby: (thinking) They better not leave me here too…

Yoshi: (thinking) Um…meow?

Falcon: (thinking) I can't take it anymore! The next time someone wants a sandwich…

Louie: I…oh. (thinking) I still didn't get my sandwich.

Falco: (thinking) I wish I could swim…I wish I had a plushie…

Tenchi: (thinking) Why does AJ keep doing this to me?

Mario: (thinking) I went already!

Ice Climbers: (thinking) Yep! We think in unison too!

Samus: (thinking) I hate them…

Mewtwo: (thinking) I think out loud, idiot.

(oh…)

Roy: (thinking) I was temporarily dead.

Y. Link: (thinking) Yay! Swimming!

Ness: (see above)

Pichu: (see above)

Ryoko: (thinking) This'll be good.

Ayeka: (thinking) This'll be very good.

Dr. Mario: (thinking) I hope somebody drowns. I need something to do…

Marth: (thinking) I hope Link drowns…

Link: (thinking) Why is everybody so mean to me?

Pikachu: (thinking) I'm shocking everybody…

Sasami: (see Pichu's thought)

Washu: (thinking) She's gonna mess up again. I can feel it.

Mihoshi: (thinking) I'm not gonna mess up. I can- wait. Mess up what?

Mario: (thinking) Ah…pudding…hey!

Merrill: (thinking) I hope he spelled my name right…

Junpei: (thinking) This is gonna be awesome!

Ilpalazzo: (thinking) Let's see…how well-rounded these women are…

Kurama: (thinking) Now what?

Airi: (thinking) Hmm…

Mr. GW: (thinking) Can I swim?

Genie: (thinking) Hmm…

Celcia: (thinking) What a marathon.

Melissa: (see above)

Jigglypuff: (thinking) They're gonna use me as beach ball…

Kintaro: Girls…lots and lots of girls…

All: (groaning)

AJ: You totally killed the flow of thought!

Kintaro: I thought it was almost over! (gets hit by an egg)

(thinking marathon end…)

AJ: Fine…everybody in the water!

All: Okay!

(fast forward)

DK: Cannonball! (lands in seaweed, screaming) The spinach is fighting back!

AJ: Nice…very nice…very successful…hm? (looks behind him)

Kurumi: (tugging on Nako's arm) C'mon, master! Let's go over here!

Nako: Sure…

AJ: Just who we needed!

Kurumi: Who are you?

Excel: The better and more valid question is what are you doing in this chapter?

Kurumi: I really don't care. As long as I have my master! (hugs Nako, squeals)

Peach: Well, you might as well stay.

Mario: Yeah! And you can have pudding!

All: …

Junpei: (gets out of the pool) Cool. Lesbians.

Nako: (shocked)

Kurumi: Huh? What's a lesbi-

Nako: Don't…worry about it. (blushes) It doesn't apply to us.

AJ: (under breath) Total lie. (aloud) Volleyball! Who's playing?

All: (walking inside the beach house, muttering) No one…

AJ: …Oh. (walks inside)

1 hour later…in the living room…

AJ: Channel surfing! (presses Power button)

TV: Welcome to Smash News.

Ness: Boo!

TV: Now for our daily message from Master Hand.

MH: You all suck!

Mewtwo: You suck.

MH: No, you.

Mewtwo: No, you.

MH: No, you.

Mewtwo: No, you.

MH: No, you.

Mewtwo: No, you.

1 minute later…

MH: No, you.

Mewtwo: No, you.

MH: F*ck you, Mewtwo.

Mewtwo: What? (teleports to MH's area)

MH: What, you wanna piece of me?

Mewtwo: Die, you son of a-(click)

AJ: Next channel.

Louie: Hey, that was gettin' good.

Y. Link: Ya know?

TV: Now we return to Yoshis…Aliens or Not? Damn, that title's corny…who named this sh*t? (click)

AJ: Nope.

TV: (displaying message saying "Pikachu's cute. Pikachu's fluffy. Vote Pikachu for mayor!")

All: …What the hell?

Kurama: A rodent running for president? This world has issues…

Pikachu: What? (I said I'd shock everybody.)

AJ: (click) Whatever.

TV: Samus's Gadgets returns now.

AJ: Hmm…

Samus on TV: This is my Plasma Beam. It has incredible heating qualities. To demonstrate, I will melt the camera. (shoots camera, static)

Samus: That show never worked. (click)

AJ: Next.

Ness on TV: Kill the Pokemon! (click)

Y. Link on TV: Pokemon must die! (click)

Mr. GW on TV: Join us in the Pokemon annihilation! (click)

Sandbag on TV: Pichu hits like a girl! (click) Yeah, you heard me! (click)

Pichu: (runs upstairs crying)

Kurama: (sighs) So many issues…

Kintaro: Very educational…I guess.

Falcon on TV: I-(click)

Falcon: Hey!

TV: Now back to our Sunday movie.

Yoshi on TV: Boy. Sure am hungry. Hey, a plant! (chews plant, spits it out) I forgot. I hate plants…

Red Pikmin on TV: (squeaky voice) Hey! That was my best friend!

Yoshi: …Did the plant just-

Pikmin Army on TV: ATTACK! (jump on Yoshi, start beating him to death)

Yoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (click)

DK: That was pretty funny. (gets hit by an egg)

Fox on TV: Fox and Falco here. Are you sick of people?

Falco on TV: Well we can't help you. Oh well!

Announcer: A world without Pikachu is like a commercial without a product. Leave Pikachu alone. Paid for by the very few friends of Pikachu…but not these guys.

Fox on TV: (whispering) We're accepting money for assassinations. $750 a hit.

AJ: (turns TV off)

All: Who cares about you, Pikachu?

Junpei: Screw you, Pikachu.

AJ: I'm going back out. (leaves)

(fast forward)

AJ: Dinnertime! Pizza for everybody!

All: (cheering)

(fast forward)

AJ: Man, that was good.

Kurumi: What's with all the fast forwarding?

AJ: The chapter is already long as is…

Excel: So?

AJ: Don't need it any longer.

Mario: Pudding pizza rules!

All: …

Junpei/AJ: You're a dumbass.

Mario: What?

Airi: A combination of pudding, cheese, tomato sauce, mushrooms, bacon- do I need to go on?

Jigglypuff: That's a huge health risk.

Mario: I'll take the risk!

AJ: (playing Melee) Who's playing? (Y. Link, Ness, Pikachu, the Ice Climbers, Roy, and Yoshi approach TV)

9:58 p.m.

AJ: No one beats me! I am the master!

Kurumi: Master! Are you getting sleepy? Huh? Master? (runs upstairs)

Tenchi: Well, I'm turnin' in.

(to what?)

Tenchi: Shut up.

(sorry…)

Tenchi: (walks upstairs)

AJ: Well, you guys should go claim your rooms now. There's 8. I'm sleepin' down here.

(fast forward)

AJ: Just you guys?

Kintaro: Yep.

Roy: Yeah…

Kurama: …

Ilpalazzo: I need to get away from that girl…

AJ: I got the couch! (jumps on it)

The Rest: Damn…

5 minutes later…

AJ: Good night, losers. (chuckles, gets hit by a pencil) Okay, I'm done.

All: Good.

(upstairs…finally)

Time out! You'd better know how this is gonna work out first. Here's how the room thing's going to go.

Room 1: Peach, Zelda, Link, Mario, and Junpei. Yeah.

Room 2: Kurumi, Nako, Jigglypuff, Nana, and Airi.

Room 3: Tenchi's bitches. I meant that.

Room 4: Ritsuko, Yoshi, Mr. Game & Watch, Celcia, and Excel.

Room 5: Pichu, DK, Marth, Bowser, and Luigi.

Room 6: Pikachu, Popo, Fox, Falco, Kirby, and Samus.

Room 7: Dr. Mario, Tenchi, Young Link, Ness, Louie, C. Falcon, and Ganondorf.

Room 8: Louie's bitches, and…uh…yeah. That's everyone. Mewtwo didn't come back, and Kurumi and Nako are bathing. Resume.

(Room 1)

Junpei: Well, the day is over and there has been about as much love in here as a church on Wednesday. You guys suck…

Peach: (thinking) That's gonna change soon…

Mario: (lays in sleeping bag) Good night everyone! Link?

Link: (making out with Zelda)

Mario: …Peach? You-

Peach: (asleep)

Mario: (sighs)

Junpei: You're not the only one looking for action. I wish she was kissing her.

Mario: Yeah…

Link: (thinking) Yeah…

Junpei: (claps twice, lights explode) Damn broken-down lights…

Peach: (thinking) Calm down, Peachy…just a few more minutes…

(Room 2)

Nana: I wonder what Popo's doing..?

Jigglypuff: I wonder what Kirby's doing..?

Airi: …

Nana: What's wrong?

Airi: (leaves room)

Jigglypuff: Where's she going?

Nana: I wonder…

Jigglypuff: Enough wondering.

(Room 3)

Ryoko: Why didn't Tenchi sleep with us? That's not fair!

Washu: It is his choice…maybe he wouldn't be able to control himself…or maybe he wanted a break from us.

Sasami: He should be happy…

Ayeka: I think he's just scared of us. And by us, I mean Ryoko.

Ryoko: Watch it.

Mihoshi: That's too bad…

All: (sigh)

(Room 4)

Excel: Excel shouldn't be in this slightly spacious space! My Lord Ilpalazzo is right downstairs in the living room section of this house and I…I know I shouldn't! I know he'll be pissed! But-

Celcia: We get it. You're gonna attempt to steal a kiss from him while he's asleep.

Yoshi: Even I can see that…

Ritsuko: Well, you still have to wait a number of minutes. Good luck holding your desires inside.

Mr. GW: Yep!

Excel: (whimpering)

(Room 5)

Bowser: (snoring incredibly loudly)

Luigi: (throws a fireball in Bowser's mouth)

Bowser: OUCH!

The Rest: (laughing)

Bowser: Oh, so that's funny, is it?

DK: Yeah…(wiping a tear)

Pichu: Why do you gotta snore so loud?

Bowser: I don't know, and I don't give a damn! Now leave me alone!

10 seconds later…

Bowser: (snoring incredibly loudly)

Pichu: (throws a Thunder Jolt in Bowser's mouth)

Bowser: (roars) That's IT! You little RAT! (grabs Pichu, throws him out a window…a closed window)

Marth: …Good night.

Bowser: That's what I thought…

(Room 6)

Popo: I wonder what Nana's doing?

Fox: Wonder to yourself…

Kirby: I wonder what Jigglypuff's doing?

Falco: Wonder to yourself…dammit…

Samus: (asleep)

Fox: (staring at her)

Pikachu: I wonder if Pichu was thrown out of a window yet…(gets shot out the window…an open window)

Falco: Why don't you little f*cks listen?

Kirby: Sorry…

Popo: Fox? What's wrong?

Fox: (snapped out of it) Hm? Oh! Nothing. (climbs back into bed)

Pikachu: (yelling up) Yeah…sure…ow…

(Room 7)

Tenchi: Finally, some room to breathe…

Falcon: If I were in your place, I'd be a little happier than that…

Ness: Not me. I don't need all that attention.

Tenchi: Exactly!

Ganondorf: But they love you…

(no way…)

All (including Ganondorf): What?

Falcon: Let's pretend you didn't say that…

Louie: You know what? (stands) I'm gonna go spy on girls.

Falcon: Sweet.

(zoom!)

Dr. Mario: …Damn.

Y. Link: Losers.

(Room 8)

Melissa: I'm going to the bathroom.

All: Right behind you.

(oh, crap…downstairs)

All: (asleep)

Excel: (sneaking down the stairs) Oh…I hope no one's awake…(standing directly above Ilpalazzo, blushing, heart beating loudly, sweating slightly) He looks so cute when he's asleep…I can't resist…(inching closer to Ilpalazzo's face)

(time to ruin the moment!)

Kintaro: (out of nowhere) Wait a minute! My nudity sense is tingling!

Excel: (screams, quickly runs upstairs)

Kintaro: Yes! I can smell it! To the bathroom! (laughing, running upstairs)

AJ: Yep…that's the Kintaro Oe I know…

Roy: (turns over) Ah, he's a loser…

Ilpalazzo: Damn it, Excel. Don't you get it yet…you silly girl...?

AJ: Obviously not…I have to go see something. (walks upstairs)

(yay! Bathroom time!)

Nako: (sighs)

Kurumi: Master? Is something wrong?

Nako: I have a bad feeling…but I don't know why.

Kurumi: Don't worry about it!

(knock knock)

Merrill: Hey! You've been in there for over an hour! Let someone else get a turn!

Nako: Oh! Sorry! (gets out of the tub) Come on, Kurumi…

Kurumi: Okay. (gets out of tub, dries off with Nako, putting on pajamas) Um…Master? (points at Louie and Kintaro staring at the two through the bathroom window, drooling)

Nako: They're…they're…

(perverts!)

Genie: (from outside the door) What? (destroys door)

Louie: Oh…crap…

Melissa: Louie, what are you doing out there?

Kintaro: No! You've got it all wrong! You see, we got locked out…yeah! And then-

All Females: Stop lying!

(boom!)

Louie/Kintaro: (lying face up on the grass below) Ow…

Kurumi: Well, that's that!

Falcon: (out of nowhere) Oh…uh…did I miss some-

All Females: You dumbass!

Falcon: (screaming like a girl)

(boom!)

Falcon: (lying alongside Kintaro) Well…

Louie: We…

Kintaro: Tried…

All 3: (sigh)

Melissa: Now we can take our bath.

AJ: Damn. I missed it…

All Females: …

AJ: …

All Females: …Here we go again!

AJ: (takes out GBA) Sorry.

(big, bright flash)

All Females: (not moving)

AJ: That…is that. Whatever happens to them from now until 6 a.m. is not my problem.

3 Guys: (miraculously back in the bathroom) Really?

AJ: …G'night, horndogs. (disappears)

3 Guys: Sweet…this rules…

(Room 1 at time of boom 2)

Link: (pops out from under covers) What the hell...?

Zelda's Hand: (drags link's head back under the covers)

Mario: (staring at the two under covers, on verge of tears) What the hell...? (looks over at Peach, sees something moving in covers)

Peach: (smiling)

Mario: Oh, what the hell?

Peach: (opens eyes) Oops…

Junpei: (from under covers) What's wrong? Did I mess up or something?

Mario: WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?

Various Voice: You're not gettin' any!

Mario: Shut up!

(Room 2)

Airi: He's not gettin' any…

Jigglypuff: Like you are.

Airi: Shut it.

Jigglypuff: Neither is…um…where's Nana?

Airi: You've gotta be kidding me.

(Room 3)

All: (laughing)

Ryoko: That's f*cked up…

(Room 4)

Excel: (breathing heavily, blushing, saying "I was so close" repeatedly and quickly)

Ritsuko: You almost had him…

Celcia: It's all that dumbass Kintaro's fault.

Yoshi: Oh, well.

Mr. GW: …Mario's not gettin' any…

(we get it…Room 5)

Bowser: (cracking up) Mario got played!

The Rest: …

Luigi: (begins laughing)

Marth: We're so alike now…(sniffle)

Pichu: (still outside) Loser!

(Room 6)

Pikachu: (also still outside) Yeah! Loser!

Kirby: It was destined to happen.

Falco: Popo's gone.

Kirby: And?

Falco: Fox and Samus just left.

Kirby: …Oh…God…no…oh, come on! No!

Falco: Yeah.

Kirby: Ew.

(Room 7)

Dr. Mario: Does this mean…she's open?

Ganondorf: No, you jerk. It means Mario got cheated on by a stranger.

Tenchi: Not really a stranger. To you people anyway.

Ness: Very sad.

Y. Link: Very wrong.

All: But very funny!

(downstairs)

AJ: Are you annoyed yet?

Ilpalazzo: Yes. This has been going on too long.

Roy: Do something…please…

AJ: (GBA glows) Gotcha. (disappears)

Roy: …That's not what I meant by something.

Kurama: Why am I even here..?

Roy: Captioner?

(ultra fast-forward)

AJ: Now…it's 8:30. Do you know where your breakfast is?

All: …

(you're a jerk)

AJ: Old news. Anyway, what have each of you learned during this experience?

Mario: (crying)

AJ: We all learned about that…

Luigi: My brother sucks.

Mario: (sobbing loudly)

AJ: …Number 9?

Luigi: Stop it. (hands AJ his hat)

AJ: (takes out piece of paper) Our next game is-

Mewtwo: Wait.

All: Hmm?

Mewtwo: I learned that all of you are total imbeciles. You have no place in exis-

AJ: Yeah, great. Our next game is…

Not to be revealed until next chapter! Finally! This was way long! Unhealthily long! This took over 5 hours to retype! Because my computer was being retarded! But it's done, and that's what matters! From 1:30 in the morning, this is the tired guy…peace out!

Stay away from review responses for now! Remember that, little soldiers!