A/N: i used to work in newspapers, hense the idea for this drabble.
Gosspi Column (proof)
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Harry Potter's Secret Love Affair
Savior of the Wizarding world, Harry Potter, finally reveals the secrets of his torrid love affair with long-time pal Ronald Weasley.
The Daily Prophets own Rita Skeeter recently caught up with the lovebirds at the Chuddly Cannons latest match (see page seven for up-to-date Quidditch scores and highlights).
As evidenced in the accompanying picture, Potter and Weasley could hardly keep their hands off each other long enough to watch the match. An eye witness tells The Prophet, The two of them were clearly enamored with each other.
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