Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own Twilight, New Moon, ect. Stephenie Meyer does.

A//N: I'm not sure how this chapter will go. Wow…

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Alice waved something infront of his face with a smug look.

"No, the memory card! Get it!" And he proceeded to chase her frantically around trying to get it, tripping over Bella a few times. But Alice had a hiding spot no one but Jasper, or possibly Rosalie, would ever think to look. So when Edward finally caught her, she just smiled sweetly and held her empty hands out while Edward tried to form coherent words

Finally, Edward stood in front of a smug Alice, a look of pure malice on his face.

Seeing that things might get violent, Jasper stepped in. Bella got up too.

"Yeah…" she drawled, as she walked towards the kitchen," I'm bored. So I'm going to eat. Leave me alone!"

Edward shrugged and nodded, then returned to glaring at Alice.

But after an hour or so, Emmett got worried. "I'm going to go see if Bella's ok." He said.

"Charge!" he screamed as he picked up a random broom and ran at the kitchen door. What he saw though, made him pause.

And the annoyed screech made the others outside the kitchen pause too. They were all flying through the door a second later.

" What's wrong…" they all wanted to know, but as soon as they looked at Bella, they got their answer.

She was sitting on the ground rocking back and forth, and holding a huge box of raisins. Her dark eyes glowed as she focused solely on choosing which raisin to each next.

"Um, Bella?" Edward said as he stepped forward to snatch the box," I think you've had enough raisins…"

But he never got the box.

"My precious!" she screamed, turning over onto her hands and knees and scuttling to an opposite corner. "Don't touch! Mine! Mine!"

Edward drew his hand back, a bit frightened.

Emmett too tried his hand and stepped forward, picking her up and trying to pin her hands to her sides so someone could get the box.

But no one thought Bella could reach the heavy baseball bat that just so happened to by lying conveniently on the table right next to her, nor did anyone think she'd hit very hard. Of course, she hit very hard, because, when someone tries to take your precious raisins, you find hidden strength in yourself you never knew you had, that lets you do anything to save them.

"Ow!" He yelled, trying to fend her off with one hand," stop it Bella!"

Rosalie and Jasper snickered, while Edward cheered her on.

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Bella: Oh come on, I don't even like raisins.

Me: You do now.

Bella: No, I don't!

Me: Yes, you do.

Bella: No!

Me: Yes.

Bella: No!!

Me: Yes.

Bella: No!!!

Me: No.

Bella: Yes? –pauses, once again confused-

Me: Haha, you just admitted it!

Bella: -Grumbles and thinks of plans for revenge. –

Edward: Leave Bella alone. And while I'm at it, I wouldn't laugh while Bella hit Emmett with a baseball bat. Well, maybe I would, but I wouldn't let him hold her. He might squish her!

Me: -rolls eyes- Yes Edward, I'm going to have Emmett squish her. Because I would still be able to keep the story going, not to mention I'd obviously be able to out run the angry fans with pitch forks… -said in a sarcastic voice-

Edward: It was just a thought…

Me: Go away and be happy I won't make you were a diaper again.

Bella: Diaper… -blush-

Edward: -growl-

Me: Gosh Edward, what always happens whenever you growl at me? Haven't you learned your lesson yet?!

Edward: -pushes Play Back button, much to my annoyance.-

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Alice rolled her eyes and stepped forward as well. "Really, you'd think you big strong guys can't handle a human." Alice dug in a pocket, and produced a large sugar cookie, with a big mound of pure chocolate stuck in the middle.

"Hey Bella, do you want this delicious cookie?" she asked.

Bella froze and looked up at Alice. "Raisin cookie?"

The small vampire shook her head gravely. "No, it's something better."

Bella looked shocked. "Better than raisins?"

Alice nodded. "Yes, it's made out of sugar. And chocolate. Lots of chocolate."

Bella's eyes grew wide. "I want the cookie!"

"Alright you can have it, but you first have to give the raisins to Emmett."

Bella impatiently tossed the box to Emmett, then dove at the cookie.

Suddenly, Bella looked around confused. "What happened? And why are you eating raisins Emmett?"

Jasper blinked, then grinned. "The raisin box is an ancient box. It is rarely seen, because the box only becomes Magical under certain conditions. It makes anyone who holds it want to eat raisins." He said while prying the box from Emmett's reluctant fingers and throwing it into the chimney that appeared next to the counter.

"Oh." She replied, still a bit confused.

Edward smiled and put his arms around Bella.

"Don't worry about it anymore. The evil raisin box is gone, and it won't bother you again. Now, lets go up to my room, away from all these crazy people for a bit…

Edward: Now that's more like it!

Bella: Raisins are bad.

Me: I love raisins, and don't celebrate yet Edward, I haven't gotten my revenge yet, don't forget.

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"Now, let's go up to my room, away from all these crazy people for a bit, and… look through my Pokemon collection together! I have, like, 5 million cards!"

Edward: I hate you.

Me: -smirk- Good, I love you.

Bella: -growl-

Edward: Hehe…

Me: Shush

Bella: Yeah Edward, shush.

Edward: Don't worry Bella, I'll always love you. –hypnotizing eyes-

Me: Ugh…

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((A//N: K, who's proud of me? No one. Well thanks a lot friends. Lol, REVIEW PLEASE!!!))