We walk closer to the croud, and the shouting becomes more clear. "HEY, LINDSAY LOOK OVER HERE. LINDSAY LINDSAY"Someone is screaming.

"JASON JASON, COME ON , ONE SHOT "Another screams.

"WHAT'S GOING ON?"I yell to James, but he frowns, pointing to his ears and says something back, but I can't really hear what he's saying. He screams something to me again, but I still can't hear a word. Fustrated, I turn to the group of crazy men.

"Excuse me...!"I say politely,poking at one of the crazy yelling men. He doesn't even budge, and continues to scream. "OY!!"I yell, this time with all my might, and suddenly everybody turns real silent and they all turn to stare at me.

"Uhm.. Could you move? You're blocking our way to our car"I say, suddenly feeling very self-conscious now that everybody is staring at me. They all grunt something and look extremely pissed off at me, their gaze following my every move.

"Err, sorry it's just that we really need to get going"I say, turning slightly pink in the face.

"Excuse me"James says, standing in front of me. "You're blocking our car, and we're coming through"He says, rather authoratively and begins to push through the crowd of men, all the while, putting his arms protectively around me. They look rather taken aback, and I look triumphantly at all of them as we walk by, a big smirk on my face. Yeah, that's right. I've got a tough ass boyfriend... Don't mess with me!

The men begin to lose interest in us and return to screaming again. I block my ears and we finally manage to push through all of them. And I see a familiar blonde head...

"Hey, isn't that Lindsay Lohan?" James says into my ear. My heart starts beating real fast, my eyes widen, and I just sort of stare at her dumbfounded. What are the chances of me seeing Lindsay Lohan, twice in one day? Even if this is L.A?

"It is her!"He says, pointing. She's standing by a car that is parked directly behind Jame's car, trying to cover her face with a jacket.

I knudge James. "SHHHH"I say, pointing a finger to my lips. I do not want Lindsay to see me again. I'm going to get all guilty for all the free stuff she gave me.. And I definitely do not want to work as her stylist! I then hop into the car, before she can see me.

I sit in the car, hands covering my face in case Lindsay sees me and wait for James to hurry up and get in. But about a minute passes, and there's no sign of him. I slowly peel my hands off of my face and peek out the windows. Where's James?

There's still alot of flashing and clicking of camera's going on outside. And no sign of James. I cautiously peek behind, where Lindsay's car was.. And sure enough, there's James, standing next to Lindsay. Oh god.. What is he doing?

I quickly whip out my phone and call him.

"HELLO?"James voice comes, along with the sound of the photographer's yelling.

"JAMES!"I scream back. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET'S GO HOME"

"WHA? I CAN'T HEAR YOU SWEETIE"He says.

"I SAID.. LET'S GO HOME!"I yell with all my might.

"LINDSAY IS HAVING SOME CAR TROUBLE. I'VE GOT TO HELP HER OUT"He yells. I glance back out the back window, and see that the hood of the car has been lifted up, and James is peeking into the engines.

"JUST COME! LET'S GO"I demand, then immediately duck when I see Lindsay's head move.

"FINE, OKAY"James yells, and I close my phone. A few minutes later, the car door opens. "Finally James it's about time!Let's g-"

But it's not James that's entering the car.. It's the mysterious stranger that's been staring at me all night.

"You!"I say, as my jaws drop. "Sexy mysterious stranger!"I say, then immediately put my hands over my mouth and turn bright red.

Okay, I'll just state the obvious and let you in on a little secret... I suffer from a chronic disease called brain diarrhea. Whatever I think comes straight out of my mouth.

"Uh.. Yep, that'd be me"He says with a thick brittish accent, a small grin on his face. He slides into the car and closes the door.

"What are you doing here?"I ask, regaining my senses.

"Your bloke told us he'd give us a ride home"He says, covering his face with his hands. Suddenly, our car is surrounded by photographers who are madly clicking away pictures of us.

"What the fuck is going on"I say, covering my face with my hands too. The car door opens again, and James jumps into the driver's seat and turns on the engine.

Then, the back door of the car opens, and in slides Lindsay, looking extremely annoyed. My face turns bright red again, and I sink deeply into my seat, hoping she doesn't recognize me.

"Fucking car"Lindsay says annoyed, as photographers go crazy yelling and banging and clicking away like mad. "Let's get out of here"She demands, and James begins to slowly creep his way through the photographers, but they continue to block the way. Fustrated, I pull my hands off of my face, and bang the honk a couple of times. None of the photographers seem to get the message, so I pull down the window and begin to yell. "OY! OUT OF THE WAY IDIOTS!"I yell, gesturing wildly with my hands.

The photographers begin to smile. "YEAH, YEAH, COME ON. YELL AT US, GET ANGRY".

This pisses me off to no end. "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, ARE YOU ALL RETARDS?"I ask, and they begin to click away at me like mad.

I give them my finger enthusiastically, and just roll my window back up again. James somehow manages to get our car out of that mess and away from all the papparazzi and onto the streets. I give out a sigh of relief.

"Hey"A voice says, poking its head next to me. I nearly bang my head on the car's roof from the suprise. I turn my head and see Lindsay smiling at me, expectantly.

"Oh my god! Lindsay!"I say overdramatically. I never was a good actress.

"Wassup"She says, as I begin to avoid looking at her and fidget with the radio system.

"Er.. Nothing really. Just had dinner at the black room"I say, like I do that kind of stuff all the time.

"You two know each other?"James asks, as we stop at a red light. He turns to stare at the both of us.

I look uncertainly at Lindsay. "Yeah, we do. Ashley is going to be my stylist"She says, looking at me. "Aren't you?"She asks.

I turn bright red again, and am unable to stare at Lindsay for some reason. "Oh... Er.."I say.. Just tell her no.. Just say no!!

"That's so great! Weren't you just telling me you wanted to leave your job at the bar? Because of all the perverts!"James says, and I glare over at him, urging him to stop.

"Oh.. Er, I don't know.. You know, I'm quite busy with everything.."I say, trying to think of a polite way to turn her down.

"But you were just telling me the other day, how much free time you have. "James says, looking over at me innocently, and I just want to kill him."How you wanted to find a new job!"

"Oh really?"Lindsay asks, looking over at me.

"Haha.."I laugh awkwardly. "Yeah.. Well erm.. You know how it is"I say, unable to meet Lindsay's eyes. I glance into the rear view mirror and catch a glimpse of the mysterious stranger,and our eyes meet again. And my stomach does a weird back flip thing again.

"Who's your friend?"I ask, desperately trying to change the subject.

Lindsay leans back into the back seat again, and puts her arms around the guy. "Oh , silly me."She says with a giggle. "This is my boyfriend, Jason"She says, pushing his hair back affectionately."We were just in the black room too, untill the paparazzi found out "she says, rolling her eyes.

"Ah.. Boyfriend"I say, slightly disappointed.

"Anyways"She says, still running her hands through Jason's hair. "You two a couple too?"She asks, pointing from me to James.

"Yep"James replies happily, reaching over and grabbing my hands. The light changes back to green and he begins to drive off again.

"Where you guys off to now?"Lindsay asks.

"Uh.. Nowhere really!"I say. "Maybe to pinkberry to get some frozen yoghurt?"I ask James, to which he smiles.

"Wha?"Lindsay asks, like she can't believe it. "No no, I know somewhere much cooler. There's this real cool party tonight at Koi, let's go there"

Instantly, something in my brain goes BOING! "Koi?"I my god, oh my god! First the black room... And now we're going to a cool hollywood party!!!At Koi!!My friends are gonna be soo jealous!

"I don't know, I'm feeling a little tired"James says uncertainly, to which I immediately glance over to him. "You feeling up for it?"He asks, looking over to me.I nod a bit too enthusiastically.

"Well, Koi it is then"He says, as we drive off. During the rest of the ride, James, Lindsay and I chat away happily. I glance in the rear view mirror and catch a couple of more glimpses of Jason, but he doesn't say a single word, just stares blankly out the window. I want to say something to him, but.. Something about Lindsay's protective arms all over him stops me.

"We're here!"James says, as he parks the car. I peep out the window, and see that there are a bunch more papparazzis all snapping away at some blonde girl. "Oh my god, isn't that Paris Hilton?"I ask, squinting my eyes.

"Urgh, what's she doing here"Lindsay says, in disgust. "Let's go through the back door, c'mon"She says, getting out of the car and covering her face. We all follow her lead, and enter through some dingy back door that is guarded by some big bouncers. As soon as they see Lindsay, they give a nod of acknowledgement and open the door. This is so cool!

The music is blaring loudly, and I boogy my way through the crowd. Lindsay suddenly grabs my arms and drags me through, occasionally stopping to say hi to some people. She walks up to the dj booth, whispers something to the dj, and suddenly he disappears, leaving Lindsay and me alone at the booth.

"YOU EVER DJ'D?"Lindsay asks, putting on some headphones. She then hands me another pair of headphones.

"NO, BUT I'D LOVE TO LEARN"I say, putting the headphones to my ears.

"HEY, GET ME AND MY FRIEND A DRINK"Lindsay says to someone passing by. Oh my god, I'm Lindsay's friend!! haha!

"WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?"She asks, as she gently dances to the beat.

"WELL.."I say, while 2 drinks magically appear in front of us. "BOTTOMS UP!"She says, holding her drink up.I smile happily, as I drink it up.

Suddenly, Nelly Fertado's "say it right" starts playing. "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"I say, as I begin to dance. Lindsay just laughs. "KEEP THE DRINKS COMING FOR US"She tells someone , as she begins to scratch the cd.

An hour later, I've drunk about.. Well, I don't even remember how much I've had to drunk. James has come up to the DJ booth a couple of times, telling me how many cool people he has met, so I told him to go off and have fun. Truth be told, I'm having so much fun here with Lindsay!

Lindsay suddenly climbs on to a table and starts to dance crazily. She then reaches her hand out for me. I giggle. "HELL YEAH!"I say, joining her, as we bogey off crazily.

I see a couple of camera's flashes gooff, but I don't really care. I'm having too much fun!

"WOOH!"I say,as Lindsay twirls me around.

"LISTEN"Lindsay suddenly says, after some more dancing.

"LISTENING!"I say, dramatically leaning over to her and motioning my arms. She laughs.

"YOU HAVE TO BE MY STYLIST!"She says. I nod enthusiastically.

"OBVIOUSLYY"I say, laughing happily. "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY BIATCHHHHHH GIRLL"I say, as we both begin to laugh hysterically .........And no, I'm not drunk .I've only had.. Had.. 5?No wait.. 6? or was it.. Um....