So...this is basically how every one of my Resonant Humanity chapter starts out. I start out writing it in my free time, usually when my friend is near me, so the things she wrote on my paper are in italics.

This is kind of like...the "before" image of one of those pictures where they show how makeup can improve your features.


RH Chapter...I don't even know anymore. Its...the next one. Yeah. That one.(I usually write the names of the chapters at the top of the page)

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Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

HUUUMMMP DAAAYYYYYYY!(I promptly crossed this out as much as I could)

what does the fox say? NO


"So, how's the sandwich?"

It was the greatest most delicious sandwich I had ever tasted in my entire existence. My mouth was so full of the amazing food that at first I couldn't answer, which Jonathan promptly snickered at.

"What the hell did you put in these? I can't...there are no words to describe how awesome they are," I replied and graciously took another bite.

This was my second sandwich, which deeply surprised myself more so than my parents, because I usually wasn't so enthusiastic about eating a lot at a time. All it took was Jonathan's magical sandwich making abilities, I guess.

I'll never eat anyone else's sandwiches again.

*DUE TO WRITER'S CONSTIPATION, ANY FUTURE WORD-SHIT IS UNABLE TO BE PRODUCED AT THIS TIME*


(I then proceeded to draw a constipated-looking face and it was beautiful.)