April 9, 2010

Dear Diary,

I haven't written in a few days because I've been so busy collecting items for my plan. I hope that Mum doesn't find that hare that has gotten loose from my room...

Anyway, here is a list of what I've gotten so far:

1. Six rabbits. (Except now there are only five...)

2. 1500 Easter eggs.

3. Six tapes of Psyche reruns.

4. Sixty bananas.

5. A guitar.

6. Nine hundred decorative plates.

7. Duct tape.

8. 6,000 candles.

9. Two hundred and eighty-seven weebles.

10. Ninety eco-friendly light bulbs.

I am going out right now to purchase a few antelopes, so I have to leave on the desk now. Have a nice rest. (Ye gads, I'm talking to a diary as if it were a human-- again! Actual people don't deserve to hear my conversations... I need some air..)

Er... bye...

--NK

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A/N: Sorry I have kind of skipped on updating this, as of late. Apparently my teachers' love of handing out homework has increased exponentially in the past five days...

Oodles of hugs! And bacon a-plenty!

&PBG&