Hello, everyone! Busy as usual, but decided to do this instead of National History Day Background Briefing, which is due tomorrow.
Read and Review! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
From LevyCheney1947:
To Sabertooth:
Do you think Frosch is a boy or a girl?
Minerva: I wonder...Hey, everyone! Do you think Frosch is a boy or a girl?
Orga: I never have given it any thought... I think Frosch is a girl?
Rufus: Why are you questioning yourself, Orga? Obviously Frosch is a girl!
Minerva: I agree as well! She's so cute!
Lector: *shaking his head* No no no! You guys got it all wrong! Frosch is obviously a boy!
Sting: Yeah! There aren't any female cats!
Rufus: For your information, Sting, they aren't cats; they're Exceeds! And Wendy, the sky dragon slayer, has a female exceed named Carla.
Orga: You're so stupid Sting!
Sting: Shut up!
Minerva: Whatever, Frosch is a girl! There's no way she could be a boy! Isn't that right Frosch? *turns to look at Frosch*
Frosch: Fro thinks so too!
Minerva: See! Frosch is a girl!
Lector: No, Sting is always right! Frosch is a boy! Besides, he says that all the time!
Minerva: No, Frosch is a girl!
Lector: A boy! Aren't you a boy, Frosch?
Frosch: Fro thinks so too!
Minerva: You're a girl right, Frosch?
Frosch: Fro thinks so too!
Sting: Guys, this isn't going to get you anywhere. Just ask Rogue!
Orga: Sure, easy said then done. Where is Rogue?
Sting: Dunno.
Rufus: How are we suppose to ask him, if he's not here!
Frosch: Rogue left to get Fro some cookies!
Orga: Aww! Frozen hearted Rogue is getting Frosch cookies! Is his frozen heart melting?
Sting: *O . Olll* Um, Orga are you okay?
Orga: Of course! *a microphone appears out of nowhere and Orga starts singing* I've never been any better! The best day of my Liiiiiiiiiiiifffffffeeeeee! Is Frosch a girl or a boy? That's a greeeeeeeaaaaaaatttt mystery!
Sting: *covering his ears* Someone please shut him u-*passes out due Orga's loud and horrible "song"*
Rufus: Where's Rogue? Help, my ears!
Orga: *still singing* We have to solve this myyyyyyysssssstterty! Let's go! So is Frosch a girl or a boy, we do not know. Only one can be sure and that is-
Minerva: *screams and grabs microphone out of Orga's hands* SHUT UP!
Orga: What?
Minerva: Look *points at the guild members who were on the ground and the cracks in the ceilings* LOOK AT WHAT YOU DONE, ORGA!
Orga: I'm sorry! Is my singing that bad?
All guild members present: YES!
Orga: *goes to the emo corner and starts growing mushrooms* Is my singing that bad? WAHHHHH!
Rogue: *walks through the door with cookies in his hands* Did I miss something?
Frosch: Rogue! Thank you for the cookies!
Rogue: *gives cookies to Frosch* Of course Frosch. Don't forget to share.
Lector: Give me some, Frosch!
Frosch: Sure! Here Lector! *takes a few out of the bag and gives it to Lector*
Lector: Thanks!
Sting: Finally you're back!
Rogue: What do you want, Sting?
Sting: So is Frosch a girl or a boy?
Rogue: I think he's a boy.
Sting: You THINK he's a boy? Is he one or not?
Rogue: I actually never really thought about it...
Sting: But...but...
Rogue: I think he's a boy.
Sting: You think! But! Is Frosch actually a boy or a girl?
Rogue: ...
Minerva: If Rogue says it is a boy, then Frosch is a boy.
Sting: Wait, my lady! You listen to Rogue, but you don't listen to me?
Minerva: Rogue's more trustworthy then you.
Sting: WHATTT! *T_T*
Rogue: Seriously, Sting. You need to act your age. Let's go Frosch!
Frosch: Yeah! Bye bye everyone!
I have no idea if Frosch is a girl or a boy. I checked wiki and the gender was unknown. I personally think Frosch is a girl, because she's so cute. However, I noticed that all male dragon slayers have male exceeds and Wendy has a female exceed. If the pattern continues then Frosch is a boy.
MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE!
