Sorry it's so short.
I actually realized halfway through it that i didn't know how to end it.
haha,
i'm the kind of writer who sets off to write with not a single idea of how the story's going to go.
the original idea was to have Emmett hold out a hair, have Micheal try to guess what it was, and then test it.
then i realized that it wouldn't fit with the last chapter.
how crappy is that?
well, many thanks to Amanda Pack;
she's the only one who reviewed the last chapter.
i don't know if i should just take it out now...
TELL ME!!!!
-theenvylover

Emmett's Prank Number 1

Cereal

I grabbed the cereal out of the cabinet and poured myself a bowl. I found the milk in the fridge and drowned the cereal. After I had found a spoon I headed to the kitchen table where Jasper and Emmett were playing a strange form of poker.

I sat next to Jasper and glared at Emmett.

"How did you sleep?" he questioned with a smile.

"Horridly." I answered bluntly. I was usually in a better mood but last night a certain someone decided to learn how to play the French horn.

"Aw, that's too bad…" I glared at him even harder, hoping that if I concentrated hard enough he might burst into flames. He looked back at his cards. "Go fish."

"Emmett, we're playing poker," Jasper sighed.

"Well, I have a better Go Fish hand," Emmett stated. "Now, go fish." Jasper looked at him and grabbed a card from the pile before he set down all of his cards in pairs.

Emmett looked at Jasper's cards before he set down all of his own. "Rummy!"

Jasper sighed again and shook his head. I chuckled and started to eat my cereal.

As soon as I took the spoon from my mouth I started shaking. I shrunk rapidly to where my whole body could fit on the chair. The hair on my arms grew into… fur? No way in hell. My ears shifted and reformed at the top of my head. I felt something grow from my… a tail?!? I growled but only managed a loud purr. I jumped onto the table and glared at a laughing Emmett.

"Animals too? Dude, you're awesome!!!" Emmett gleamed.

"I told you he would," Jasper's voice stated from behind me. "You owe me a car."

I heard pounding and a door slamming. "Did I miss it?" Edward shouted. When he came into the room he smirked. "You chose the Lucky Charms? I was hoping for the Froot Loops…"

What was in the Froot Loops?

"Panda hair," Edward answered my thoughts.

How did you manage to get that?

"Emmett jumped the fence at the zoo. It was actually really funny…"

So this is Emmett's fault, right?

"Yep," he smiled.

I whipped my head to Emmett and crouched. "Here kitty, kitty," he taunted. I flew at his face.

I released my claws and sunk them into his forehead. He pulled me off quickly and painfully. He broke most of my ribs as I grabbed bits of his flesh in my claws. He picked me up and carried me to the door. He opened it and threw me across the yard. As soon as he released me from his grip I licked my claws. I shook in the air and landed as Emmett.

I looked back at the house and saw a worried Emmett. I smiled and charged to the house. He closed the door and ran. I'm not sure why he thought a door could stop me, but it didn't.

I made my way through the closed door and into the kitchen where I grabbed Jasper.

"He's in Edward's bathroom," he told me.

"Jasper, I'll kill you!" I heard from upstairs. I turned to Jasper and thanked him before making my way upstairs.

When I got to Edward's room a breeze hit me. I looked out of the opened window and sighed. I was about to jump out when I noticed a light on in the bathroom. I grinned.

"What do you want Rose?" I called out. "Really? That sounds like fun… I'll be right there," I said as luring as possible. The bathroom door slammed open and I jumped onto Emmett. I threw him to the ground and started punching him.

"Don't " –punch– "feed" –punch– "me" –punch– "any" –punch– "more" –punch– "HAIRS!"

"Get off me you cheap copy!" He threw me against the wall. I felt it shake and I fell to the floor. Emmett sat on my back, his right arm around my neck pulling back and his left elbow pinning me down. He managed to break my neck and a few bones in my back before we heard Esme's hard voice.

"WHO BROKE MY DOOR?" she yelled. Emmett scrambled off me and headed towards the window. I grabbed him from behind and threw him out into the hallway.

"Emmett did it," I shouted.

"Technically that's true," Jasper replied. Esme ran up the stairs.

"You're going to get it too you know. You can't change now," Emmett warned me. I laughed at him while I morphed back into a cat. I had already been exposed to Emmett's DNA; I just needed it this time to escape from my cat form. I had to spend a few days as a feline but that was nothing compared to Esme's wrath.


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