Epidemic of Violence - Demolition Hammer
Flesh and steel collide
Severed remnants, disembodied veins
Brutal homicide
Bloodbath trauma, diabolic gash
Tempered alloy sledge
Bludgeoned to death in a manic rage
Massive torque condemned
Malevolent scourge, vital decrement
Epidemic of violence
Persecution reigns
Blood
Rampant siege of pain
Violent purveyors of death
Depraved reprobates
Venomous vile rampage
Lacerating horde of maleficence
Savage murderous binge
Blatant anarchy
Sadistic damage tantrum
Brute malignancy
Callous hostile attack
Strangled blue and cold
Tracheal crush victim
Respiratory death, agonized torment
Carnage dilation
Bullet-ridden dead
Ballistic lead rupture
Barbarous maelstrom of pain
Chaos dominates
Plundering rape, pandemonium
Arson escalates
Raging killing spree, vicious decadence
Epidemic of violence
Persecution reigns
Kill
Rampant siege of pain
Despiteful savagery preponderates
Viperous destruction regnant
Vigilant snipers exterminate
Staring down the barrel of a gun
Rabid vicious assault
Sordid massacre
Multiple slain corpses
Decomposed remains
Of butchered innocents
Seething heinous disease
Lethal butchery
Psychotic raving culture
Pestilence of hate
Scathing truculence
Rancorous plague of ferocity
Defenestration
Vehement contempt, sanguinary raid
Epidemic of violence
Persecution reigns
Death
Rampant siege of pain
"You have got to be kidding me." My mother had moved into Kuoh, and if she wasn't there to take me out, then some poor bastard has info she doesn't want getting out. Akeno saw what I was looking at, and she reassured me. "If she is here for you, we will keep you safe." At this point, I don't know if the group can. Karla beat Kokabiel within an inch of his life, that will give you an idea of how she took him hostage, I'm legitimately surprised she didn't kill him.
"Jonathan, there's a couple of exorcists that are coming to Kuoh, do you want to help with negotiations." I back up a bit and start grabbing the sides of my head. "GAAAH!" Here's what happened last time I had ran into exorcists, I was clearing out this giant fucking parking lot. The church, in their very limited wisdom, had gotten a hard on at the idea of bagging the guy that killed God, not that anyone else knew that at the time. So here I am, burning through ammo because, I swear to Michael, I saw a fireteam running at me. Somehow, the exorcists got through the wall of fire, and I managed to get sodomized with a meathook. After a couple of minutes of this oddly sadistic torture, the woman who did this got a chunk of concrete jammed into her throat. Weirdest fight I had in the war.
Rias managed to drag me over to the school, and the group was already there. The group was told by one of the Impalers that I had committed deicide, then he showed them that battle. God tried to kill me with angels, which I zombified, and I ended up swinging his head by his hair.
"Jonathan, the exorcists are in the room, stay calm." "Alright Rias, I'll try." I noticed that this nun was in the room, and apparently, she was declared a heretic for being able to heal a devil, specifically, Diodora Astaroth, and I need to kill that guy when I get the chance.
"THEY MADE YOU GUYS WEAR LATEX? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The slut jokes I could make right now, I would probably be killed for some reason. "Why is he laughing at us?" I just point at one of the two. "Okay, what does the church want with me this time?" The girl with blue hair then tells us this. " Two of the Excalibur pieces have been stolen." "Why do you think-" Rias got about that far before I cut her off. "Yes, the ripoff Excaliburs are here. Yes Michael is too much of a pussy to come down here and grab them himself. Yes you are going to be killed if you chase them. No, we aren't working with the guy, I am enough crazy for the peerage to have their fill." Both exorcists make their eyes widen to saucers. "And before you go on a rant, I killed God." "HERETIIIIC!" She tried to bisect me with her Destruction, since I graduated from the Abyssal Academy of Not Giving a Fuck at summa cum laude, I ate the damn sword.
"What!" You could not sell the faces the group made, you would lose far too much. "There's some proof, you would think he would of put some power in that thing." "Jonathan, how did you do that?" I pull out the diploma. "That's how." Now she was trying to threaten the nun. "FUCK YOU!" She tried to kill her with her Durandal, but I punch her in the face, and bite out her tongue. The nun heals her. "Try to pull that shit again, I FUCKING DARE YOU!" Kuroka pulls a rabid me away from Xenovia, and Xenovia starts talking to Rias.
"I guess we can sort of work together, but your bishop, keep control of him. He's too volatile." "Do you really think controlling him will do anything? you attacking the nun probably would have started a war between Heaven and the Abyss!" I left shortly after that. I got in a fight with the other exorcist, and Kiba tried to fight, but he got reamed. I, on the other hand, took her out with a blindside. (For those of you that saw the Alvarado Freshman playoffs, the real me got taken out the same way, only this me didn't get the entire football team to nearly kill him, play 104, Jonathan's Murder, play 105, Grafton's Vengeance!)
I noticed that the psycho priest had showed up again. "Found you, shitty devil!" "How the hell are you alive?" He stabbed me with an Excalibur. "What?" I tear off his leg. "Run bitch." Suddenly, Kokabiel the fucking dracula and Valper show up. I bash in Freed's head. "Wargrinder!" I duck, and Karla's soldiers start fighting Kokabiel. "Come on, you big bald fuck!" Valper and Kokabiel teleport out, and I was left with the enemy soldiers.
"We have orders to brin-" I shot the guy in the face with the priest gun, right after that, I got shot the hell away. I literally got an arm blown off. "ALRIGHT, LET'S DANCE!" I ripped the first guy in half, then pulled a thermobaric grenade off his corpse and blew the last two into smithereens. "That bitch sent three? Now that's a really good insult." I then got a report from the Impaler, Kokabiel had summoned some Cerberus, and is trying to nuke the city. "Let's make myself known."
While the group was fighting the vampire asshole, I possessed myself. Right after the Demon Committee had taken control, I was looking like a victim in Rwanda. "KOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" A.N.: Imagine the vocalist for Wargrinder on Seal of Genocide. He looks at me, and I blast all of the dogs away with a spirit of annihilation. "HAHA! OUR HOST EVISCERATED GOD, YOU'RE NEXT ON HIS LIST, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" I pull out a rune sword, and I stab him in the back, breaking his spine. Then an ape head pops out of my shoulder. "Kiba, kill Valper, it would do your late friends a favor." I spawn a few liches, and they incinerate Kokabiel, Kiba pulls out his Sword of Betrayer, and guts the fatso. Then this guy with white wings came down. "Wee bit late, don't ya think?" He was surprised. "Azazel sent me to get Kokabiel, I didn't expect him to be killed." My eyebrows raise to Dwayne Johnson levels. "The Deicide is here, how did you not expect that?" Then Issei pops up. "Oh, if you want to start off your dick measuring contest, try it in North Korea, not here." Anyways, Vali left the place, then one of my nightmares appeared.
"YOU BASTARD!" I ran at Serafall, and got a couple of punches in before I was pulled back by Sirzechs. "JON, Jon, stay back, I need you to calm down." Sona decides to ask what the hell I was doing that for. Then Kiba walks up to her. "Remember the dodgeball match?" "Yes." "Well, Wargrinder ran like hell after that, but Serafall froze off his balls." At first, Sona was shocked, then she had her first look of genuine remorse. While she was doing this, I was trying to rip Serafall an entire new reproductive tract. Eventually, Arioch takes the heroin he mentioned and shot me up with it. "That feels…" I fell back and looked in the sky. I was picked up by Genocide. "Okay, now that the shitfaced dracula is dead, we gotta get the hell out of here before he mulches the overpowered ice addict." I got teleported back to the house, and guess what rotting cunt was waiting there, my mother.
"JONATHAN, YOU OWE ME YOUR LIFE!" She rushed me. For a woman in her mid 40's, she was fast. Remember when Akeno promised to protect me, well, I wasn't sure where they were. "You think I owe you? Bullshit." I punch her in the stomach, then she stabbed me in the throat. Said knife got crushed when I forced my head down. "How are you alive?" I respond by trying to nail her with an eldritch obliterator, she kills the thing, blinds me, and rips my arm off. "A thabhairt motherfucker sé" I don't know what she was going to do, but I heard the scream of the bitch, and a massive amount of the following. Power of Destruction attacks, gunfire, light spears, lightning attacks, fireballs, sword clangs, Ruin the Extinct shotgun blasts, frantic screams of "BOOST!", and the ice that froze off my balls. "JONATHAN!" I heard the temporary firing squad scream when they saw my borderline corpse. Once they managed to heal me to where I could see, I saw Akeno crying. "I promised him I would protect him, and I couldn't even do that!" I tried to walk over to her, but I fell. "Shit!" I got up, and finished getting to Akeno. "Hey, I don't blame you." I put my remaining arm around her. She starts to cry into my shoulder. "Never thought I would be the one being used for a shoulder." She finished after around a minute, and looks down at me. "Thank you." She smiled, then kissed me. I walked over to the corpse, and started beating it up. "You like that, you piece of shit?!" Once the thing was reduced to a bloody paste, I calmed down. "Alright, we gotta get in the house before another guy tries to kill my ass." I get pulled in the place by Akeno, and took a bath with her.
Once that I was set in, she realized something. "Oh shit, I forgot your arm!" "Wait, I want to try something." I haven't tried infusions in a while. I get the arm of a carnage demon put in. "SHIT!" She grabs my arm and puts it above my head. She starts to ride me, which somehow stopped the pain in my new arm. Looking into her eyes, she had some predatory look, and I was slightly unnerved by it. "Ha! Are you scared?" I nodded when she said that. "Well, I won't be the sadist towards you, my allies are safe from that side of me." She starts leaning into me, until her breasts were against the sides of my head. Only thing I could really do was lay on my back. Eventually, I started moaning. "Well, looks like I found a good way to calm you down!" She felt like she tightened a little bit, and that sent me over. "Oh god!" She held my head into her chest, and once I finished, she got me dried up. I haven't eaten in about four days, so I ate like it was the first time I had food. I went to bed a little bit after that, and Rias got me to sleep.
Here's what happened. Play 104 was going to be my first run in my football career, Wednesday was my first touchdown, which had a HUGE celebration, but I never got an actual point (Wednesday was always scrimmages amongst ourselves.) Anyways, I was pretty good with hitting people, applying my Strong Guard experience. Play 104 was going to be my best play, with Ian(One of our QB's.) saying, "JG, be ready." It was a play where I ran six yards, stopped, caught the ball, and ran like hell. When I was on the line, the play started, and I did what I was supposed to do. Next thing I know, I get blindsided, and I couldn't breathe. Then the loudspeaker or whatever it was said this. "#80, Jonathan Grafton, missed the attempted pass." I get taken off the field, and Coach Dixon organized my revenge. He goes to Rhett Carrier, the tallest guy, probably on any of the football teams, and says this to the team. "See #32, murder him." This was going to be awesome. The guys line down, and when the play started, Rhett kicked his ass!
Rhett grapples him immediately, starts face masking him, and when he got close enough, he fucking throws him into our sideline. The players moved on him like an angry mob. They start beating on him, hell, I got a couple of hits in, and I shout "YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER!" After a while, they got him out of the mosh pit, and he was destroyed. Coach Burns was pissed off, and said, "That's not how we play Alvarado football!" Burns, that's how we all play football, especially when shit like taunting a guy you took out happens, you're lucky we didn't break something on the kid. I found out that the play was removed from Hudl, which sucks all kinds of dick. Anyways, after the game, which we won, I had this as the breakdown. "Vengeance on three, 1, 2 3, VENGEANCE!" I got some pictures with my friend Jake Mccullough, and on that Friday, I saw 104 from the cameras, the guy pretty much popped up.
We won every game on the High School field, we were undefeated in district, we went 7-4.
