Kagura and Sougo were both pushed back again as more blows rained down on them. In the darkness they could barely tell a blow was coming until it hit and so the two were slowing being beaten backwards.
The two voices they heard before them were just laughing as they struck, their voices echoing in the cave to make it seem like they were everywhere at once. Kagura finally had enough and shot blindly into the dark. Her gunbrella lit the cave to reveal two twins with the same black bowl cut and pale yellow uniforms like the one Koga was wearing. The only thing telling them apart was one had some slight bumps on her chest.
Her bullets missed them and instead whizzed right at Sougo who had one graze his cheek and the others barely miss. "Watch where the hell you are pointing that thing you monster!" He yelled at his companion.
"What are you talking about? I know where I'm aiming, yes!" She yelled back and the two forgot about their opponents and were about to fight each other before laughter rang out again.
"Look at that Onii-chan." The female voice laughed. "They are better at fighting each over than with each other."
"Yes it's quite comedic." The male voiced laughed back. "They stand no chance against our perfect connection."
"Oh shut it you pricks. I can take you both out on my own, yes! No need for some stupid sadist." Kagura said before charging at where she thought the two were. She immediately received a blow to the back and her side knocking her into a wall.
Sougo tsked at her recklessness but attacked as well. He fared about the same being unable to see where they were as they seemed able to see in the dark. As he was also blown against the wall by a kick to the stomach he realized they were whistling as they were fighting.
"China!" He screamed. "Yell at me!"
"What are you saying? Are you an M now?!"
"Of course not!" A vein popped in his forehead. "They are whistling to each other though to know what the other is doing!"
"Oh look at that Onee-chan. They figured out our secret." The male voice gained an edge of amusement. "Look like it is time to kill them now." The familiar sound of knives being drawn could be heard.
"Come on you shit monster girl! Yell at me!" Sougo bent down and readied a defensive position.
"I'll gladly yell at you, you shit face!" Kagura smiled as she fell into the classic rhythm of insulting each other.
The two continued to yell insults and obscenities that I'm not going to write here because I just feel insulted myself just by thinking about some of the stuff they are saying.
The plan though had obviously been used on the twins before and the "heroes" kept being beaten down and this time they received cuts and stabs and not just kicks and punches. The flash of steel on steel was the only light as the four continued their blind dance.
A scream of pain suddenly rose out and broke the chain of yelling as a blade found the soft flesh of the Shinsengumi captain's stomach. A male laugh could be heard from the other end of the blade before kicking Sougo off the blade and onto the ground. "See how easy that was for me? Even if you struggle you cannot fight when you cannot see."
"YOU DAMN SADIST! YOU CAN'T DIE ON ME" The man standing over the other suddenly received a strong jump kick to the side and flew into a wall.
"You will pay for that!" the female twin said before rushing at Kagura. Kagura was angry though and swung her umbrella with full strength and range that she couldn't approach her.
The two females continued reckless angry swings before the man who just was kicked snuck up on Kagura and held his knife to her throat before she could feel his presence.
"Freeze." He wheezed out obviously hurt from the previous kick. "Or you're dead."
"Onii-chan." A sigh of relief could be heard before she hardened again. "That's right one wrong move and we ki-"
"Do it." A voice called out from behind them full of fury and strength. "Cut her throat already. I dare you."
"Hmph. You asked for it." The knife slid across Kagura throat but to the surprise of both of them the blade was broken and missing. "What? When?"
"Looking for this?" The broken off piece of the knife flew through the darkness before impaling into the man's back. "You dropped it earlier so now I'm returning it."
"ONII-CHAN!" Tears stung the twin's eyes as she charged once more without holding back any longer. The newly freed Kagura was easily able to stop her attack and knock her to the ground and hold her there.
She kept creaming for her brother before Sougo shut her up by kicking him and hearing him groan to show he was still alive. "Now." Sougo said, his sadist levels rising. "Why don't you tell us a little about yourself and your little organization here."
She quickly began spewing her and her brother's entire backstory starting from them being orphans all the way up to joining the Planet Destroyers when they destroyed their planet. Needless to say the two victors easily tuned out the whole thing and knocked the girl unconscious because they couldn't stand her voice any more.
They then searched the two bodies and found a small lantern which they quickly lit to reveal their beat up and bloody bodies.
"You look like shit China."
"Have you looked at yourself? It looks like Sadaharu vomited in his own poop, yes."
The insults continued on for a while before the two began their descent farther into the tunnel. A silence enveloped them before Kagura broke the silence with a question. "When did you break the blade of his knife?"
Sougo raised an eyebrow at this and took a few seconds to answer. "Right before he tried to stab me. Instead of bleeding out it only broke the skin." He glanced over to Kagura and decided to tease her a bit. "You seem quite worried about me though. Yelling how I couldn't die on you."
"Oh shut up you shit sadist. I just didn't want you to die before we decided I was stronger than you. " Kagura stopped and looked away from Sougo digging in her ear. What about you? You seemed angry when they had me."
Sougo smirked and walked past her. "That's cause you can't die either till I prove I'm stronger than you."
Kagura smiled and blushed slightly as she remembered him screaming at them in such fury. She quickly then got furious at herself and tried to convince herself that she was going crazy and or was just tired from the fight. He was her rival so of course she would be mad at them for hurting him but it isn't like she cares about him at all. She slapped her cheeks to snap her out of it before following Sougo deeper into the cave.
Sougo was also trying to convince himself that he was angry because the man tried to stab him earlier not because he was threatening Kagura. She was his rival so only he can hurt her so he was probably a little angry but his was definitely mostly angry because he tried to stab him. Sougo shoved the rest of the thoughts out of his head and kept walking on.
Neither noticed how the other kept a slight smile on their face as they walked.
I am honestly surprised I already finished this chapter despite it being short. Sorry if it is crap. I threw in some OkiKagu there but it is hard to do romance and not be ooc with a non romance show like Gintama. Next one is the seductress fight which I am looking forward to writing since I have some more shipping planned in it.
