Disclaimer- Seriyu still doesn't own anything in this story besides what I
have mentioned in previous disclaimers. So on with the story. Also read
SBoarders story "SVirus" it is a good story.
Seriyu is walking down the streets of Tokyo, Japan, looking for Baka-Sama to get him ready for the meeting with Kenshin. Seriyu sees a familiar body lying in an ally.
Baka-Sama- ;;;;;;;
Seriyu- Some how I am not surprised, Baka.
Seriyu helps Baka-Sama up and has Baka lean on him as they make their way to the Akabeko to meet up with Vash and wait for Kenshin. They make it there and see Vash with a huge pile of Yen sitting in front of him with a large group of men unconscious with those red marks under their eyes to show that they are drunk.
Seriyu- Vash, what have you been up too?
Vash- I'm just making some money while we are in this city.
Seriyu- Well we are not staying long anyway. As soon as I am done with what I need to do with Kenshin we leave, pick up the Gundams and head off into space.
Just then Kori (SBoarder) walks in and walks over to the others and sits down in and empty chair.
Kori- You aren't going to do anything that is going to get you in trouble are you?
Seriyu- Just depends on who I piss off. Besides I won't be the one to pull the trigger.
Kori- Oh ok.....wait what trigger?!
Seriyu just gets a smirk on his face as Kenshin and Kaoru walk in and sit in the same box area as Seriyu and the others.
Seriyu- Oh so nice of you two to come. Allow me to introduce my friends. My twin is Baka-Sama.
Baka-Sama takes Kenshin's hand and kisses the top of it.
Baka-Sama- It is so nice to meet a woman as attractive as you miss....um what is your name?
Kaoru punches Baka-Sama in the head and Seriyu punches him in the stomach. Both have those red vein things popping out of their head.
Seriyu- YOU ARE EVEN MORE OF AN IDIOT THEN I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!! THAT IS A GUY YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baka-Sama rubs the back of his head and laughs
Baka-Sama- Sorry he looked like a woman to me.
Seriyu coughs and continues on with the introductions.
Seriyu- The short guy's name is Kori. And the tall blond is named Vash.
Kori/Vash- Hello!
Kenshin- It's a pleasure to meet all of you, that it is. You all seem like a nice group of people. What is it you wish to talk to me about Seriyu?
Seriyu coughed and then got a serious look in his eyes and looks strait at Kenshin.
Seriyu- Himura the Battousai, I challenge you to a duel. Do you accept?
Kenshin, Kaoru, Baka-Sama, Kori- OO
Vash just looks at them and then to Seriyu.
Vash- Um did I miss something?
Seriyu- No you didn't. I just wish to fight against the legendary Hitokiri Battousai.
Kori- Are you insane?! You would get killed! Even with the Reverse Blade Sword you would get really hurt. Besides you don't carry a sword.
Just then that woman with the Southern Accent in the English dub comes up (can't remember her name, damn)
???- Um could you please take this conversation else where? You are beginning to get on the nerves of some of the other customers.
Seriyu- Oh sorry. How about we continue this back at the dojo?
Kaoru- Um ok.
Seriyu hands her all the money Vash had won from the other men in the drinking contest and told her to use it as payment for Sanosuke. As the woman walks away she slaps Baka-Sama in the face because he was rubbing her butt (Couldn't help myself). They get to the dojo but with out Seriyu.
Kenshin- Wonder where he went, and why he would want to challenge me to a dual?
Seriyu then walks up to the dojo with something about a foot shorter than him covered in wrappings. He then takes off the wrappings and reveals it to be a Voulge (That weapon that masked dude in the Dynasty Warrior games had.)
Seriyu- See Kori, I had it covered. So Kenshin, do you accept the challenge?
Kenshin- I would like a chance to sleep on it if that would be acceptable.
Seriyu- Very well.
Vash- Man I could go for a doughnut right now.
Kenshin and Kaoru look at him with a weird look on their face.
Kenshin- Oro?
Kaoru- Doe....nut?
Vash looks at them in shock
Vash- You never heard of the all mighty Doughnut?! You haven't lived until you had one. They are round like a wheel but made of bread and fried in boiled pig fat.
They look even more confused and that just makes Vash's eyes glow with a seriousness not shown in him that much.
Vash- Ok fine then!!! Kenshin you go get me a vat with two pounds of pig fat and light a fire underneath it! Koaru you get the fresh bread dough from the bakers. I'll make doughnuts!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriyu, Baka-Sama, and Kori all look at him with a mixture of fear and amazement that Vash went from carefree to bossy to psycho in 10 seconds. And have Kenshin and Kaoru actually listening to him!
Seriyu/Kori- Riiiiiiiiight.
Seriyu goes to one side of the Dojo out side and begins practicing fighting with the voulge. While he spins it around fighting imaginary foes Kori walks up and watches.
Kori- Well, well look at the mess you are going to get your self in. You do realize that no weapon it going to beat Kenshin.
Seriyu (while continuing the practicing) - You do realize that I have a plan. You don't need to worry about me. Kori- Yea well, what are we doing here anyway? I thought you liked the Kenshin anime.
Seriyu- I do its just I finished watching Reflections and I hated how Kenshin died. And the fact that in a way Kaoru died as well really pissed me off.
Kori- Wait...you are going to nearly kill yourself because of a movie that takes place like 20 years after the series?
Seriyu- Yup. And I am going to enjoy every minute of our fight.
Kori- That is if he accepts.
Seriyu grins Seriyu- Oh he will. If he doesn't I'll just kidnap Kaoru or something. All I really want to do is fight him and give him the cure for the disease or at least have him promise to not go on any journeys once he gives up being a swordsman.
Kori- I knew it! You've lost your mind.
Seriyu stops the practicing and looks around.
Seriyu- It's too quiet. Where is Baka-Sama?
Just then Baka-Sama is seen flying out from through a wall of the dojo and Sano is seen in the position he goes right after he punches someone.
Seriyu- Oh there you are. What did you do now?
Baka-Sama- I challenged him to a fight. But he refused so I called him a rooster. Apparently I hit a nerve with that one.
Kori- So first you hit on Kenshin and now you try to fight Sano. You are really losing your mind.
Baka-Sama- I THOUGHT KENSHIN WAS A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriyu and Kori just laugh. Then after awhile they stop and Kori looks back at Seriyu.
Kori- Just what did you mean by "I won't be the one pulling the trigger."?
Seriyu- You'll see SBoarder. You'll see.
End of chapter
I would first like to say that the joke about Baka-Sama hitting on Kenshin is loosely based on an actual event. My younger brother thought Kenshin looked like a woman. I forgave him of course because his mind has rotten away from all the Baseball he watches. So what do I have in plan for Kenshin? What exactly did I mean by I wont be the one pulling the trigger? How will Kenshin and Kaoru like their very first doughnut? These questions answered and more asked in the next thrilling chapter of ANIME INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and don't forget to read my second fanfic Final Fantasy X-3. Yea it's a stupid title but come on my mind is too busy thinking up this, that fic, the others I have planed on working on. So cut me some slack!
Seriyu is walking down the streets of Tokyo, Japan, looking for Baka-Sama to get him ready for the meeting with Kenshin. Seriyu sees a familiar body lying in an ally.
Baka-Sama- ;;;;;;;
Seriyu- Some how I am not surprised, Baka.
Seriyu helps Baka-Sama up and has Baka lean on him as they make their way to the Akabeko to meet up with Vash and wait for Kenshin. They make it there and see Vash with a huge pile of Yen sitting in front of him with a large group of men unconscious with those red marks under their eyes to show that they are drunk.
Seriyu- Vash, what have you been up too?
Vash- I'm just making some money while we are in this city.
Seriyu- Well we are not staying long anyway. As soon as I am done with what I need to do with Kenshin we leave, pick up the Gundams and head off into space.
Just then Kori (SBoarder) walks in and walks over to the others and sits down in and empty chair.
Kori- You aren't going to do anything that is going to get you in trouble are you?
Seriyu- Just depends on who I piss off. Besides I won't be the one to pull the trigger.
Kori- Oh ok.....wait what trigger?!
Seriyu just gets a smirk on his face as Kenshin and Kaoru walk in and sit in the same box area as Seriyu and the others.
Seriyu- Oh so nice of you two to come. Allow me to introduce my friends. My twin is Baka-Sama.
Baka-Sama takes Kenshin's hand and kisses the top of it.
Baka-Sama- It is so nice to meet a woman as attractive as you miss....um what is your name?
Kaoru punches Baka-Sama in the head and Seriyu punches him in the stomach. Both have those red vein things popping out of their head.
Seriyu- YOU ARE EVEN MORE OF AN IDIOT THEN I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!! THAT IS A GUY YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baka-Sama rubs the back of his head and laughs
Baka-Sama- Sorry he looked like a woman to me.
Seriyu coughs and continues on with the introductions.
Seriyu- The short guy's name is Kori. And the tall blond is named Vash.
Kori/Vash- Hello!
Kenshin- It's a pleasure to meet all of you, that it is. You all seem like a nice group of people. What is it you wish to talk to me about Seriyu?
Seriyu coughed and then got a serious look in his eyes and looks strait at Kenshin.
Seriyu- Himura the Battousai, I challenge you to a duel. Do you accept?
Kenshin, Kaoru, Baka-Sama, Kori- OO
Vash just looks at them and then to Seriyu.
Vash- Um did I miss something?
Seriyu- No you didn't. I just wish to fight against the legendary Hitokiri Battousai.
Kori- Are you insane?! You would get killed! Even with the Reverse Blade Sword you would get really hurt. Besides you don't carry a sword.
Just then that woman with the Southern Accent in the English dub comes up (can't remember her name, damn)
???- Um could you please take this conversation else where? You are beginning to get on the nerves of some of the other customers.
Seriyu- Oh sorry. How about we continue this back at the dojo?
Kaoru- Um ok.
Seriyu hands her all the money Vash had won from the other men in the drinking contest and told her to use it as payment for Sanosuke. As the woman walks away she slaps Baka-Sama in the face because he was rubbing her butt (Couldn't help myself). They get to the dojo but with out Seriyu.
Kenshin- Wonder where he went, and why he would want to challenge me to a dual?
Seriyu then walks up to the dojo with something about a foot shorter than him covered in wrappings. He then takes off the wrappings and reveals it to be a Voulge (That weapon that masked dude in the Dynasty Warrior games had.)
Seriyu- See Kori, I had it covered. So Kenshin, do you accept the challenge?
Kenshin- I would like a chance to sleep on it if that would be acceptable.
Seriyu- Very well.
Vash- Man I could go for a doughnut right now.
Kenshin and Kaoru look at him with a weird look on their face.
Kenshin- Oro?
Kaoru- Doe....nut?
Vash looks at them in shock
Vash- You never heard of the all mighty Doughnut?! You haven't lived until you had one. They are round like a wheel but made of bread and fried in boiled pig fat.
They look even more confused and that just makes Vash's eyes glow with a seriousness not shown in him that much.
Vash- Ok fine then!!! Kenshin you go get me a vat with two pounds of pig fat and light a fire underneath it! Koaru you get the fresh bread dough from the bakers. I'll make doughnuts!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriyu, Baka-Sama, and Kori all look at him with a mixture of fear and amazement that Vash went from carefree to bossy to psycho in 10 seconds. And have Kenshin and Kaoru actually listening to him!
Seriyu/Kori- Riiiiiiiiight.
Seriyu goes to one side of the Dojo out side and begins practicing fighting with the voulge. While he spins it around fighting imaginary foes Kori walks up and watches.
Kori- Well, well look at the mess you are going to get your self in. You do realize that no weapon it going to beat Kenshin.
Seriyu (while continuing the practicing) - You do realize that I have a plan. You don't need to worry about me. Kori- Yea well, what are we doing here anyway? I thought you liked the Kenshin anime.
Seriyu- I do its just I finished watching Reflections and I hated how Kenshin died. And the fact that in a way Kaoru died as well really pissed me off.
Kori- Wait...you are going to nearly kill yourself because of a movie that takes place like 20 years after the series?
Seriyu- Yup. And I am going to enjoy every minute of our fight.
Kori- That is if he accepts.
Seriyu grins Seriyu- Oh he will. If he doesn't I'll just kidnap Kaoru or something. All I really want to do is fight him and give him the cure for the disease or at least have him promise to not go on any journeys once he gives up being a swordsman.
Kori- I knew it! You've lost your mind.
Seriyu stops the practicing and looks around.
Seriyu- It's too quiet. Where is Baka-Sama?
Just then Baka-Sama is seen flying out from through a wall of the dojo and Sano is seen in the position he goes right after he punches someone.
Seriyu- Oh there you are. What did you do now?
Baka-Sama- I challenged him to a fight. But he refused so I called him a rooster. Apparently I hit a nerve with that one.
Kori- So first you hit on Kenshin and now you try to fight Sano. You are really losing your mind.
Baka-Sama- I THOUGHT KENSHIN WAS A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriyu and Kori just laugh. Then after awhile they stop and Kori looks back at Seriyu.
Kori- Just what did you mean by "I won't be the one pulling the trigger."?
Seriyu- You'll see SBoarder. You'll see.
End of chapter
I would first like to say that the joke about Baka-Sama hitting on Kenshin is loosely based on an actual event. My younger brother thought Kenshin looked like a woman. I forgave him of course because his mind has rotten away from all the Baseball he watches. So what do I have in plan for Kenshin? What exactly did I mean by I wont be the one pulling the trigger? How will Kenshin and Kaoru like their very first doughnut? These questions answered and more asked in the next thrilling chapter of ANIME INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and don't forget to read my second fanfic Final Fantasy X-3. Yea it's a stupid title but come on my mind is too busy thinking up this, that fic, the others I have planed on working on. So cut me some slack!
