"Are you sure that this is the best time to break into his apartment?" "What's wrong with 11:00?" "I don't know, I just always have a bad feeling whenever we do something like this." "Hey, I'll be with you this time, so there's no chance you're gonna lose your leg this time. It's just a simple framing job. You're up now though." "I told you, my blades aren't lock picks! I though you had a key to Tom's apartment!" "I was joking, I was relying on you! Just try it."
I guess it is worth a shot. And just by cliche, it works. My blade tip managed to squeeze through the lock and turn it open.
All we have to do, is dump a bag of Crawdaunt crack where we think Lucy would find it. "Now, where would she most likely look when she get's over here?" "I don't know, just someplace important." "Oh yeah, that really narrows it down." "Just look for some shit that looks expensive Marvin." "Okay okay Emily."
Let's see, jewellery boxes? Nah she's not some teenage diva. Dress cabinet? Nope, it's not her heating season yet I think. Food cupboard? "Hey Emily, Is Lucy a food fan?" "She likes to eat a lot, why?" "Let's put it in the pantry. Toss me the bag." "Okay, catch!" She says tossing me the bag of cocaine. I catch it and slip it into the cookie jar, and shut the pantry. We then walk out of the apartment and lock the door.
"Is that it?" "That was...quick." "We planned this to take us at least an hour. What do we do now Emily?" "I dunno. I didn't really plan this far Marvin." "Well, I guess we just...head home?" "Yeah, well bye." We both walk down the hallway together, our eyes glued to the ground. The halls are quiet and it just disturbs me. I have to be doing something. Life is too boring now.
"Emily, do you want to g..." "Yes, of course." "Okay, let's go." "Okay then." We splutter out at the speed of light. I guess my thoughts were mirrored.
We both go off to the market to go buy random crap that we're never ever gonna use. It's a pointless and stupid idea, but at least it spends up time. She buys some clothes, I buy some movies, she buys some manga, I buy some chocolates. We go around frantically buying stuff as useless as Donald trump, and we actually enjoy it.
(I KNOW DONALD TRUMP DOESN'T EXIST IN THE POKEMON WORLD, I JUST WANTED TO ADD IT FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES.)
Two hour pass, so we finish our our session buying some lunch. "This was really fun." "And really retarted." "Heh probably, but at least the stuff I got was on sale." "What did you get?" I got a new white and orange dress, a couple of sailor Cresselia comics (Sailor moon parody manga), and a new phone case. What did you get?" "I got two new movies, a box of chocolates, and some chips." "What movies are they?" "Just a bunch of old human movies actually. They're called: Pacific rim, and Love actually." "The second one sounds Nic. Could we watch it?" "Sure, let's go."
The rest of the afternoon we spend sitting in my apartment, watching a rather funny romantic movie. We both enjoy it lots. After watching the other, we've gonna through all of the food I have bought allready. She Thank's me for the movie and the food, and she heads off.
It was only as the door shut, I realised something. I forgot to check on Tom's apartment. I have to rush off and check that the plan went as planned. I stand up, but discover a new problem in front of me. I had...a penis. My heating season had begun. But I am not sure when it had begun. Wait, could it have begun while I was with Emily!? Oh shit. What if she saw it? No she would have turned away and told me I had a penis on me. I rush to the door, peeking my head around it and calling out her name, hoping she is still there.
"Yeah?" Her wonderful voice calls out releiving me. Thank Arceus she hasn't left yet. "Emily, I need your help. I have grown...something." "What?" "I have a penis okay!" "Oh god, oh my god. Wh-what do you want me for!?" "Please, do you have any spare clothes? I need something!" "Well, I do have one more change of clothes." "Please can I have it, I promise I'll give it back."
A dress. It had to be a dress. It isn't too bad, but it makes me look really awkward. I step out in it and ask Emily how I look in it, But she just splits her sides in laughter. "Consider this my payment." She says still giggling. "Go off now! Go" "Right!"
