Chapter 7: Guns and Explosions and Gangsters

At the city street, Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield are both eating tasty burgers. "This is a tasty burger!" said Jules. "Hell yeah!" said Vincent. Suddenly, a familiar appeared, ate Vincent, and turned into the Mafia Witch. "Whoa mother f*cker, where did you come from?" Jules asked. "I ate your partner and become the Mafia Witch. Now I eat you and become the MafiaER Witch!" said the Mafia Witch.

Jules shoot bullets at the Mafia Witch, but the Mafia Witch is immune to normal bullets. Mafia Witch shoots bullets, but Jules dodges them in Matrix style. Then Homura appears and assist Jules. "Use this Anti-Witch gun to kill the witch." said Homura. "Okay random loli who appeared out of nowhere." said Jules.

Jules takes the anti-witch gun, shot an anti-witch bullet at the Mafia Witch, and the Mafia Witch dies. "I'm afraid my partner, Vincent Vega, has left this world." said Jules. "I shall replace Vincent as your partner." said Homura. "And what are we going to do?" Jules asked. "You will help me search for a laboratory that contains materials to create an anti-meguca potion to turn Madoka back to normal because being Meguca is suffering." said Homura. "Okay!" said Jules.

Homura and Jules are on a quest to find a laboratory that contains the materials Homura needs to create the anti-meguca potion. Then they ran into gangsters. "Yo N***er, is that your loli girlfriend?" A gangster asked. "She ain't no girlfriend of mine, she's just a replacement of my other partner, who got eaten by some kind of witch thing." said Jules.

"What!?" said a gangster, while the gangsters laugh. "Say what again! Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you mother f*cker, say what one more god damn time!" said Jules. The gangsters laugh again, and the same gangster said "What!?" Then the gangster got shot in the shoulder. "Ouch, that HURTS you mother f*cker!" said the gangster.

Then Arnold Schwarzenegger appears, naked with a censor bar covering his man thing. "Gimme your clothes, NAOW!" said Arnold. The gangsters laugh, as Arnold has no clothes on. Then Arnold beats up the gangsters, and steals their clothes. "I have clothes now." said Arnold. "Why were you naked?" Homura asked. "Someone stole my clothes. That's why." said Arnold.

Then familiars appeared, started eating the gangsters, and turned into gangster witches. "Those mother f*ckers ate those gangsters and turned into gangster witches." said Jules. "We have to fight these gangster witches!" said Arnold. "I shall assist you guys!" said Natsuki Kuga, who appears out of nowhere, riding over gangster witches with her motorcycle. "I could handle these witches by myself, but that would be no fun." said Homura.

And so it was Homura, Jules, Arnold, and Natsuki against the gangster witches. The gangster witches fight with guns and explosions. Arnold and Natsuki were given anti-witch guns to fight the witches. Homura, Jules, Arnold, and Natsuki were shooting at the gangster witches and using lots of explosions as well. "They are defeating us!" said gangster witch no.1. "Then we shall fuse and become Super Mega Ultra Ganster Witch!" said gangster witch no.2.

And so the gangster witches fuses and becomes the SUPER MEGA ULTRA GANGSTER WITCH! "Holy sh*t, mother f*cker, that is one big mother f*cking witch!" said Jules. "We must defeat this witch to stand a chance!" said Natsuki. "She is right! The witch has to die!" said Arnold. And so Homura, Jules, Arnold, and Natsuki shoot the Super Mega Ultra Gangster Witch with anti-witch bullets, but they are not enough to kill the Super Mega Ultra Gangster Witch.

"Muwahahahahahahahahaha! Regular Anti-Witch bullets don't work on me!" said the Super Mega Ultra Gangster Witch. The Super Mega Ultra Gangster Witch fires a huge beam, and it hits Homura, Jules, Arnold, and Natsuki, except it didn't because Homura used her time stop ability to get her partners out of the way. "What the f*ck? How did dodge so quickly?" The Super Mega Ultra Gangster witch asked.

"I have ZA WARUDO skills!" said Homura as she stops time again. Homura plants a big anti-witch bomb inside of the Super Mega Ultra Gangster Witch, and there is nothing the witch can do about it. "What the f*ck did you put inside of me you loli bitch?" the Super Mega Ultra Gangster Witch asked. "A bomb that will 100% kill you!" said Homura. "Oh sh*t!" said the Super Mega Ultra Gangster Witch.

The bomb explodes in Michael Bay style, and the Super Mega Ultra Gangster Witch dies. "Damn n***a!" said Jules. "The witch is dead!" said Arnold. "Good!" said Natsuki. A grief seed drops from the witch, and Homura takes it to clean her soul gem. "You guys will now help me search for a laboratory that contains materials to create the anti-meguca witch." said Homura. "Okay!" said Arnold and Natsuki. So Homura and her companions search for the laboratory.

Meanwhile, at the Secret Lair, Kyubey reports Joker about what has happened today. "I got bad news Master Joker." said Kyubey. "What would the bad news be?" The Joker asked. "Kyoko destroyed Zombie Hitler and his army of Zombie Nazis, with the help of two other girls with red haired ponytailed hair. Kyoko also cheated death. Then Yuri Girl was killed by Mami. Then the Shark Witch was killed by Madoka's mom. Then Yaoi Man was killed by some masked dude in a black trench coat who claims to be Chinese Electric Batman. Then some black dude killed the mafia witch. And now Homura has defeated an army of gangster witches with the help of three other people." said Kyubey.

"That is some VERY unexcellent news!" said the Joker. Then Harley Quinn walks in and says, "Oh Mister J, we're gonna summon a witch that is the size of Godzilla!" "That is excellent news, Harley!" said the Joker. "I wonder what this witch looks like." said Kyubey.

IT WILL BE CONTINUED AGAIN!