Another chapter :) thanks to all those people who reviews I love you as for DemonsCanLove review or I'll beat your ass! And a big thankyou to myself for actually bothering to type anything in this shirt seeing as it's so stiff..
Disclaimer: I don't even a volume of Death Note -shock horror- I'm getting them for Christmas bitch!
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Matt looked over at the sleeping blond lying beside him, it was only half an hour ago that he thought he had killed him. Thankfully that was not the case and Mello was very much alive. Mello moaned and rolled over; banging into Matt, he opened his eyes wearily and cuddled into his red headed friend murmuring his name and letting out a sigh of content.
Matt looked around the coach to see Sirius talking to his waffle, had he not eaten that yet? Matt let out a sigh, Sirius was a lot to handle without his pills. B says hes good entertainment; but then again B was a mass murderer so what does he know really! Light and Misa were cuddled together sleeping, so was Tyler and Yuna. Everyone was in a pair? Oh how nice! Matt groaned he wasn't in the mood to be sarcastic, even if it was in his head.
Mello sat up and yawned; he put his fingers through his hair and turned around to see Sirius stabbing his waffle, Mello made a mental note to put that down as one of the most disturbing things ever. He turned around to see Matt staring at him an expression filled and mixed with guilt, anger, lust and love that it looked as if the red head was about to explode, something in that look made Mello snap.
"Mail" He whispered softly shuffling towards the red head and pinning him against the window with his left arm and his right leg parted Matt's legs.
Everyone else in the coach looked away blushing deeply; all except for Sirius who stared at the two in wonder an amazement. Kitty put her hand to her forehead trust, Sirius to provoke an already homicidal blond and an apparently lustful red head.
Sirius jumped out of his seat and crawled towards the couple; who were both obviously oblivious to the man crawling around on the ground. B looked up from the rear view mirror and chuckled, like he said Sirius was great entertainment.
Mello moved his right hand up and placed it on Matt's cheek, Matt turned crimson, was this really happening? His eyes darted to Kitty, she was looking at something on the ground. Mello followed Matt's eyes to see what he was looking at, Kitty. Mello moved closer to Matt kissing him on the cheek then moving down to his neck. Matt tensed up, this can't be happening?! This can't be happening?! It seemed so much like a dream that it mustn't be..Matt came crashing back down to reality quickly when he felt a wave of pain flood from his neck; Mello had bitten down, hard, on Matt's neck drawing blood. Kitty watched in horror as Sirius got closer and closer to them:
"Chipmunks!" Sirius yelled jumping up from his hiding place on the floor and holding up someones boxers; Mello screeched, quite loud, in Matt's ear and leaped backwards falling of the seat and crashing at Sirius's feet.Matt yelped and jumped half a mile in the air and banged his head on the coach roof; he then leaned back on his seat and fell backwards dazed.
Mello angrily got up and grabbed Sirius by the scruff of the neck. Sirius started to scream like a banshee deafening everyone. L clapped his hands to his ears, letting go of the steering wheel. The newly awakened Light screamed, adding more noise, and ran up to the driver's seat, jumping on L's knee and grabbing the steering wheel. Mello looked baffled and let go of the screaming boy as if he had electrocuted him. When released Sirius went over and started to try to steal Near's toys.
Matt sat up from lying on the two seats, his green eyes met Kitty's green ones. He smirked at her knowing exactly what she was thinking; Kitty, herself was homophobic, not that she would ever voice her feelings with Matt and Mello because she valued their friendship to much.
Besides Mello would execute her. Kitty smiled back at Matt, then she noticed the blood trickling down Matt's neck, she sighed. It was obvious Mello was jealous and paranoid about her and Matt, so what was the only logical thing to do? attempt to suck his blood of course! Well Mello always left his mark on people.
Mello took out a chocolate bar and started murdering it. Sirius had the person's boxers on his head and was running up and down the coach flapping his arms like a bird. Mello rolled his eyes and sat down beside Matt, he eyed the bite that he had made on the gamer's neck; Matt could of sworn that he saw Mello's lips curl into a smirk before he shoved more chocolate into his dangerous, hot, arousing mouth..What was he thinking?! This was all turning out horribly wrong, or horribly right, wait! That didn't make sense! Stupid words! Matt looked up to see Mello and Kitty both leaning away from him with their eyebrows raised. Kitty was sitting on the seat in front of Mello and was turned around to face the two. Matt blushed deeply as he just realized that he had been trashing his arms around.
"Are you okay pillow biter?" Kitty asked smirking at him, Matt turned around and gave a hurt expression at Mello. Mello sighed and leaned towards Matt causing the red head to back away a little. Mello raised his right hand and wiped the blood of the red head neck; he looked at the red substance trickling down his finger before he put the bloody finger in his mouth, licking the blood off. Kitty gagged, ew blood! Someone elses blood! Mello had gone completely insane! He was now craving blood. Mello took his finger out of his mouth and smirked:
"You taste delicious!" Mello exclaimed; Matt turned redder than his hair and Kitty turned paler than even Near's skin tone.
"I am am orange!" Sirius suddenly bellowed appearing beside Kitty and making the three of them jump, Sirius grabbed Kitty's hair bobble and pulled it out of her hair and handed it to Mello, who looked at him with a blank expression on his feminine face. They had to go on a cruise, a cruise! With this insane person! No way! They would never make it past security.
"A peace offering vampire man!" Sirius declared, Matt burst into a fit of laughter while Mello frowned:
"I'm not.." Mello began but Sirius interrupted him screaming:
"I'm not a girl! Not yet a woman!" Mello twitched, he knew that was aimed at him, he just knew it!
"Shut up!.."
"Shut up, just shut up, shut up!" Sirius screamed as he got up and danced around the coach
"Right leave!.." Mello demanded he was getting very annoyed and had a sense of Déjà vu as well.
"Get out! Right now!" Sirius screamed waving his arms in the air.
"Argh!" Mello growled running over and tackling Sirius to the ground; he raised his right hand to punch him but someone dragged the blond of him before he could hit him. Mello glared up at Sirius's rescuer, it was Tyler. Tyler was Sirius's best friend so obviously he would of defended him. Sirius sat up:
"That's the last time I sing for you!" He screamed and folded his arms. He then looked around and spotted Mello, again. Who was currently being calmed down by a giggling Matt.
"My Bunny!" Sirius demanded getting up and storming over towards Matt and Mello. Sirius pushed Matt's face away and pulled Mello into a hug.
There was silence before and explosion.
Mello pushed Sirius off him then lunged himself at Matt to stop him from killing the schizophrenic, Sirius was crawling around the floor trying to attack peoples feet. Misa and Kitty were in a heated argument because Kitty said that Light wasn't that attractive. B was holding onto one of the poles to stop himself from falling to the ground from laughing so hard. L had enough.He slammed on the braked and swerved the coach around causing everyone to fly out of their seats.
Mello fell into one of the empty seats, Kitty toppled over and fell on top of Mello. Everyone else fell onto the ground; Sirius fell on top of Matt and then quickly tried to stumble to his feet muttering something about the blond vampire killing him.
"Mello stop touching me there!" Kitty gasped, Mello screamed obscenities from underneath the blonde, Kitty blushed and sat up turning red, Mello appeared seconds later looking disheveled and extremely pissed off. B stood up and pointed and laughed at Mello:
"Great sex hair Mel Mel! That's why your number two, great sex appeal!" He declared clapping. Mello laughed, oh B how he always made awkward situation more awkward. Sirius laughed and ran over hugging Kitty's waist. He didn't like the idea of Kitty touching other men, did she not know that she was his pet?! The girl clearly needed more obedience training!
"Light why the hell are you still on my knee!" L demanded.
"..Your on my knee!"
"Oh clearly!"
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Sirius jumped straight of the coach and spread his arms open wide, L and B got of the coach next, L produced a pen and a piece of paper and started writing down names. Mello got off the coach and raised his eyebrow at the detective; If was L was writing all their names in a piece of the Death Note then Mllo wouldn't even blame him. Matt and Kitty were currently racing each other they burst through the coach doors and bumped into Mello causing him to fall flat on his face.
"Sorry about that Blondie" Matt grinned holding out his hand for the blond to grab; Mello grabbed Matt's hand but instead of pulling himself up he pulled the red head down beside him. Kitty side stepped away from the two.
A couple of minutes past and everyone was gathered in the parking lot. L produced the piece of paper again, using his index finger and thumb. B took it off him and held it, the same way L did, with his index finger and thumb.
"Okay" L declared; his tone of voice was like an important person about to make a dramatic speech: "For this cruise we will be split into two groups.." Mello's heart dropped, what if him and Matt were split? He looked over at Matt, who seemed to be thinking the same thing.
"The group will be lead by me and B" L continued: "My group will consist of Light, Mello, Matt, Kitty and Sirius and B over there, will have Misa, Near, Tyler, Yuna and Pain" B groaned, why did he have to be stuck with and Pain, oh well at least he had Near and Tyler. Kitty twitched, she was the only girl, how unfair! But Misa was the person complaining the most:
"What!" She screamed: "Misa hates that idea and Misa will not stand for it, how is Misa and Light supposed to have sex!"
"He we go again" L sighed.
"Again with the third person!" Mello groaned, you couldn't even take Misa with a pinch of salt, she was far to annoying for that! You would just rub the salt in her eyes!
"It's okay Misa! I don't mean sleeping accommodations, I don,t care where you sleep..In fact I have sleeping accommodations on my list of things I couldn't care less about, would you like to see?" L said putting his thumb in his mouth. B laughed and Mello shot a glance at him; if people asked Mello why B laughed so much..He would just reply that he was insane. Misa folded her arms and huffed.
"You don't have to be so sarcastic you know Ryusaki" She said glaring at the detective.
"Who's being sarcastic? I have the list right here" he said producing a metre long list out of his pocket and shoving it in Misa's face. Mello peered over L's shoulder and looked at the list.
"You don't care about the environment?" Mello asked
"No one does!" L exclaimed throwing his arms up in the air. Light raised his hand:
"I do" He said sternly.
"Correction no one important cares" L stalked of to check that everyone had everything that they would need. Mello took out a bar of chocolate and bit into it, he turned around and smirked at Light.
"I would never of taken you to be a tree hugger Imagay" Mello sneered. Light folded his arms and looked Mello up and down, he raised his eyebrow at the blond.
"Funny I would never of taken you to be Matt's butt bimbo Blondie" Light snapped back.
"Why you.."
"Can't stop, can't stop. can't stop the beat!" Sirius screamed running past Light and Mello with a different pair of boxers on his head. Light looked over at Mello and gave him a questioning look.
"And hes a Wammy's kid?" Light laughed, he tried to ask it seriously but it just wasn't working.
"Well everyone is a little insane, especially Sirius though he needs to take pills to calm himself down so he doesn't actually end up like..this"
"So where's his pills?" Light asked raising his eyebrow at the screaming boxer wearing boy.
"..L ate them"
"In a fit of joy I bet"
"I don't know!"
"Mello!" Matt called running over towards Mello. Light smirked at Mello causing the blond to roll his eyes and turn away from the brunette; Mello was no ones bitch! And there was no way that Mello was going to run and chase after anyone! Even Matt! Mello turned around and glared at Matt.
"What do you want Jeevas!" Mello snapped. Matt was taken aback at the anger and venom in Mello's voice. It clicked why he was annoyed..Their relationship, some people would view it as wrong seeing as they are both boys and Mello said before that he hated gays..Does that mean Mello hated Matt for making him have feelings for him. Does Mello hate Matt for being a guy and not a girl. It was clear now. Mello didn't want to be with Matt and Matt was just wasting his time.
Mello looked at the expression on Matt's face, he guessed what Mello was thinking. Damn.
"Look Matt I'm.." Mello started to say but Matt help his hand up and interrupted him.
"I get it Miheal okay" Matt said: "If you feel that way then don't fucking act on it" Matt started to walk away but Mello grabbed onto his wrist and pulled the red head back.
"Matt.." Mello started to say again looking into the green eyes he had grown so familiar with seeing: "Come on don't be angry it's not like we.."
"I'm not angry and yeah I know it's not like we were going out. I'll go now and I'll leave you to find some nice leather clad girl to fuck Miheal" Matt said tugging his arms out of Mello's grasp and walking away. Mello looked at him leave, but he couldn't move, he couldn't move! Mello tried to move, to catch up with the red head, to tell him..
"Matt!" He called, but he knew it was pointless; Matt was long gone down the hall now. Mello looked around him, everyone was gone to the deck and he was still standing in the car park which was situated on the boat. Mello got the feeling of his legs back and began to pace up and down the car park thinking what he could say to Matt to make the boy forgive him..That he loves him?
"It's been a long time Mello" A voice said from behind him. Mello stopped the voice was vaguely familiar but he couldn't detect who it was: "You've grown" Mello's eyes opened wide, no way it couldn't be?!
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