I Don't own One Piece and Naruto they belong to Masashi Kishimoto Ecchiro Oda and Shonen Jump Magazine
"LEE, SAKURA!" Naruto ran towards the two, his teammates "We have a MISSION" He exclaimed joyfully.
"What so soon!" Sakura gasped.
"Yeah lets go!" Lee cheered.
"We have to go get our Jonin sensei" Naruto mumbled with contempt. "Lets go"
TEAM EIGHT
Kurenai looked at the three young genin "A C Rank!" Kiba barked joyfully. His white puppy barked in agreement.
"Kurenai-sensei" A Timid young women wearing a thick grey coat stepped forward "You're injured"
"I'm fine" She waved her worries off.
"Who's the other team?" A Quite boy wearing thick black glasses and a green coat with his hood up asked.
"Its an unnumbered test squad" Kurenai replied to her team of a week. [She knew her assignment before Bokotoshi]
"A Test squad?" Kiba questioned with a yawn.
"Test squads are teams generally placed together see if larger or smaller teams can function as a unit, at one time teams were generally two man squads, a jonin and a single. But after a test squad showed that three man teams, with bloodlines and test scores that feed off one another function better we made the switch" Kurenai lectured. 'Now who did Naruto make their Jonin' "Lets go meet our strike team"
STRAW HATS
The three Genin walked through the seedy streets. Garbage littered ground and paint covered all the walls. "Naruto" Sakura muttered fearfully. "My mother said to never come to the this part of town"
"You're a ninja now" Naruto grinned, he focused on the only building that seemed to be open during the day. "The Bitch will be drinking" Naruto grumbled. Naruto jogged up to a greasy haired man in stained clothes "Hey is Anko here"
"Why do you want her brat" The man replied, his voice screamed oily as his hair. His beady eyes went to Sakura, with a tinge of lust when he caught a glimpse of the head band.
His face was suddenly torn to face Naruto's cold gaze "Keep your hands to yourself" He clenched with just enough force to cause the man pain "She's my teammate, now go get Anko or I will"
"LET GO!" He screamed in agony. "I'll get her"
"And get her don't send out the bouncers, no I'll just go get her" Naruto roughly shoved the man to the ground. "ANKO!"
"Naruto" The two genin grabbed at Naruto but he was already in the bar.
Lee grabbed Sakura and slid to the left, a lone kunai was buried in the wall across the street. "Bitch!" Blood dripped down the right side of Naruto's face.
"Fast!" Sakura gasped.
"I Was barely able to see that" Lee mumbled.
A Women stood up "Asuma" Naruto waved.
"Naruto" Asuma replied.
The women walked towards the genin. She was wearing a brown mini skirt, with mesh shorts, a mesh shirt stretched by the large breasts, and a beige trench coat and shin guards. She had a top of messy purple tied in a bun, her bangs nearly blocking view of her leaf head band, her eyes were brown. She gazed at Naruto "Loud mouth" She greeted with a grin.
"Psycho" Naruto replied with a "Shi-shi-shi"
The women thrust a cup into Naruto's hands "A Drink to your Genin status"
Naruto dumped the alcohol instantly "We can drink later, right now we have a mission"
"A Mission?"
Anko was about to take a sip of sake. When a strong hand grabbed her wrist "Don't" Naruto said calmly.
"Why would we have a mission?" Anko laughed slightly.
"You're our Jonin" Naruto took the bottle
"Right you and your rag tag group of losers and misfits" Anko chuckled poking Naruto in the chest.
"Right" Naruto pushed her roughly. "But who's a bigger misfit then you and me"
Anko punched him soundly across the jaw "Bastard"
"Bitch" Naruto charged head first into the women. The two knocked two tables over as they swung wild haymakers and kicks, Anko smashed a bottle over Naruto's head. The blonde returned the hit with a swing of the chair. "I'm gonna kill you!" The two screamed at each other their teeth bore like a wild animal.
"What the...?" Sakura watched the two wrestling around the bar.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO IDIOTS DOING!" Both stopped instantly. Kurenai was storming at the two "Can't you get along for two minutes"
"Kurenai-chan!" Kurenai grabbed their ears viciously "Kurenai!" The two whined as she dragged them towards the door. "Let me go!" They begged.
"Sorry they'll pay the damages Desmond" The door slammed loudly.
Lee looked at the shocked expression on Sakura's face "What just happened?"
"You saw the Anko Naruto and Kurenai bond" Asuma chuckled "Those two nearly levelled this bar"
"We should catch up to the others"
"Yeah" Sakura walked after the group of ninja.
NORTH GATE
Team Eight and looked at the two ninja being dragged by the ear by their sensei "Will you two stop fighting" She scolded, with a sharp glare of her ruby eyes.
"Yeah" The two murmured, looking like two children in front of their mother.
"Naruto what are you doing, you failed!" Kiba shouted.
"Shi-shi-shi-shi" Naruto pointed at his straw hat proudly "Genin rank ninja as of a couple hours ago" Naruto proclaimed proudly.
"What ever, you're still a loser" Kiba taunted.
"Kiba!" Kurenai gaze shifted. "Our mission is simple we go to Eigyou Rosen, on the border of the to the star continent. We meet with our contact, the trade boss Compatto"
"Yes sensei" The three Genin bowed slightly.
"We'll find out who is the bandit leader and hopefully take him out, of course this is not necessary but we'll get a bonus if we do" Kurenai eyed the three Genin "But remember we're strictly support, Naruto and his team are front line fighters"
"WHAT, we're all rated above Naruto how does that makes sense" Kiba argued angrily.
"Enough its Hokage's orders" Lee and Sakura walked up to the group.
"But I'm twice the ninja of that freak!"
Anko was standing in front of him faster then a blink "Naruto would kick your ass, dog heir" Anko chuckled at the huffing Inuzuka clan heir "Trust me, he could beat me in a taijutsu fight, and Kurenai to"
"That's enough Anko" Kurenai sighed "Lets go, we have a mission"
AN
Review its a morale boost.
I Sense a drunken night in the future chapters. Hint, hint, nudge, nudge to the Naruto and the gum-gum fans
