Author's Note: This will be a series of drabbles and short chapters based off characters from various soap opera and primetime fandoms. I don't own any of the fandoms or the characters. This was written for entertainment only!

*~Genital Hospital - (Epiphany, Alexis/Julian, Ava/Griffin, and AJ/Carly ~ General Hospital)~*

My name is Epiphany Johnson and I have worked as a nurse at Genital Hospital for the past 11 years. Throughout the years of caring for various patients, I must admit that I have had some wild and crazy experiences.

It all started a few years ago, when I was making my rounds on the fifth floor of the hospital. I walked into a patient's room. Mr. Quartermaine had been in a coma for the past few weeks. His mother, the Chief of Staff at the hospital would have done anything so that her son could survive. Sadly though, her son didn't stand a chance.

Here's what happened:

As I walked closer to the patient's hospital room, I could hear erotic moans coming from inside. I stood in the doorway, wondering what my course of action should be, because after all the patient was in a coma and incapable of such passionate activity... or so I thought.

I don't like anyone messing with my patients and causing them any sort of distress, so I summoned all my courage and just walked right in there, ready to give whoever was moaning in MY patient's room a piece of my mind. Never would I believed what it was I witnessed when I entered that room!

Carly Corinthos, the patient's ex was naked as the day she was born. She was on top of the patient, making hot, passionate love to him even though he was comatose! "Ohhh AJ, give it to me good!" she was screaming as she rode him like a wild pony. "Give me your big, throbbing plumper! I want it ALL!"

I was as shocked as could be, because despite his unconscious state, the patient had a pretty impressive boner. "What the HELL do you think you're doing to MY patient?!" I screamed.

"Find your own guy!" Carly shouted back. "This one's mine!"

She then proceeded to fuck him thoroughly, even though he wasn't able to return the enthusiasm. The patient's heart monitor however was off the charts with activity as she screamed out in pleasure. After her obvious orgasm, she climbed off the patient, then began to suckle his thick, stiffened hunk of man-meat. She was determined to make him cum, but sadly, no matter how much Mrs. Corinthos sucked, the patient could not reach ecstasy.

"Dammit!" she yelled unhappily. "I guess I gave him too much viagra!"

"You gave a comatose patient viagra?!" I exclaimed. "What the HELL were you thinking?"

"I thought it would arouse him, then he'd wake up," Carly stated.

"AJ, wake up," she said as she was nudging his protruding dick.

"Get the hell away from the patient!" I said as I slapped her with the patient's medical chart. "Find someone responsive to use for your lust!"

I bonked her on the head a couple of times and threw her out of the room. Looking at my patient, I wondered what to do about his oversized cock. If his boner didn't disappear soon, it was sure to upset his mother, Dr. Monica Quartermaine when she came in to visit her son.

I covered it with blankets and pillows until the viagra could wear off. I never told a soul what I saw in that hospital room that day. But unbelievably, that was just the first of strange occurrences to cum...

A few weeks later, Julian Jerome, a former mob boss was hospitalized for injuries he had received due to his violent lifestyle. I try not to make judgments about my patients and their choices, but Mr. Jereme was a difficult patient at best. He kept begging me to give him a sponge bath and a couple of times when I entered his hospital room, he pulled the covers off his lower body, showing me his blazing erection.

"Come over here, Epiphany, and give me some sugar," he said with a sexy smile.

I must admit, I was flattered by Mr. Jerome's attraction to me and almost gave in to my urges. He must have gotten bored though when I didn't reciprocate, because not even a day later, I went in to give him his daily enema and discovered he wasn't alone.

"What the fuck?!" I cried out in shock.

His ex-wife Alexis Davis was dressed up in a sexy, little nurse uniform and she was giving Mr. Jerome a sponge bath.

"He's been begging to be bathed, but all the nurses have refused him," said Alexis as she was stroking his throbbing cock with a washcloth.

"Ohhh yeah! YESSSSSSSSSSS! Alexis, I'm cumming!" the patient cried out as he began to spill his seed.

A torrent of hot sperm spilled from the tip of his cock. Alexis licked it up with her tongue as she continued to clean the patient.

After it was over, Mr. Jerome had a huge grin on his face. "I am feeling so much better," he said. "Can I be released from the hospital now?"

"No," I said firmly. "Turn over! It's time for your emema!"

"Holy hell, don't let her do it, Alexis," Mr. Jerome pleaded pathetically as he held onto his ex. "It hurts my sphincter."

"You certainly weren't thinking about your sphincter a few minutes ago, were you?" I said huffily. "Now spread those cheeks!"

It was a difficult process, but with the help of the patient's ex, I managed to give Mr. Jerome his enema. "Thanks for your help," I told her. "You should really think about changing professions. You'd make an excellent nurse."

She laughed softly and said, "If the doctor agrees to releasing him, I am planning to be his private nurse. He can have all the sponge baths he's been begging for."

"Good luck with the enemas then," I said before leaving the patient's room.

I could go on and on about all the sexual pandemonium I have witnessed at Genital Hospital, but my most recent experience involved a doctor who also claims to be a priest. He hasn't been keeping his vow of chastity all that well, considering he was recently accused of impregnating a woman by the name of Claudette, but that really isn't any of my business, BUT what happens in MY hospital is!

I was walking by the hospital chapel when I heard a woman's voice cry out, "Lick my hairy, burned vagina!"

I couldn't stop myself. I just HAD to investigate. Now I wish I hadn't.

There was Doctor Monro, the doctor/priest, nibbling on his former patient's clit. The patient happens to be the sister of Julian Jerome. I guess horniness must run in the family!

Ava was naked, her legs spread extra-wide on the altar as Dr. Monro was munching on her sticky slit. My eyes were huge as I got my first sight of her naked body.

Due to a fiery accident, the patient's sex organs looked like they had been placed in the deep fryer at a fast food restaurant. Her breasts were saggy and covered with deep, ugly burns. Shockingly, her vagina resembled a deep, black hole with enormous, crinkled skin. I recoiled at the sight as Dr. Monro was feasting on her as though she were a delectable treat.

"Holy Vagina, Batman!" I heard myself calling out in surprise.

The priest/doctor looked up, his ex-patient's hot juices smeared all over his face. "She tastes just like chicken!" he uttered. "Finger-lickin' good."

After seeing that incident in the chapel, I realized that no sex act was off-limits at Genital Hospital. For the rest of my career, I am going to see many other kinky antics, so why not join in on all of the fun?!

I have my eye on the sexy Dr. Finn who is mourning the recent loss of his girlfriend. When he's unsuspecting, I am going to corner him in the laboratory to see if he's ready and willing to play. Wish me luck! I haven't had sex in a couple of decades.