AN: As I stated in TQG Reviews fuel my engine.

On with the Story.


"How do I use the cube?" Pyhrra asks.

"Just ask it to tell you something." Stevens replies.

"Tell me something." Pyhrra says.

Suddenly her head fills with knowledge of how to make the perfect omelete.

"Didn't help did it?" Stevens ask rhetorically. "They never give you usefull knowledge, just random stuff."

"When I used one it just taught me how to not drown in oxygen." Winter states.

"What about you Stevens?" Pyhrra asks.

"How to kill a man with a knife by stabbing him only once." Stevens says.

"When I tried to use one it just yelled 'FUCK YOU' at the top of its lungs, super rude!"Jaune states.

"Oh yes! Season, Irontree told me that we are getting new staffing! Also said that you had to escort 'em." Jaune yells.

Suddenly Jaune explodes.

"Nice try Reaver!" Jaune yells.(Fuck.)

"New staff arrives in about five minutes! I'll open a door for you, here." Jaune says as he pulls at the air and a door suddenly appears and swings open.

It leads to the bullhead drop off station.

"One way trip dear, you'll have to walk back." Jaune says as she crosses over to the other side.

"Now, I'm in the mood for angry yelling!" Jaune says.

"Sir that is scheduled for midnight, when you are alone." Stevens states.

"Right you are Stevens! Then it's pancake time instead!" Jaune snaps his fingers and a table in the lab is suddenly heaped with pancakes.

"Sir you can't possible eat all those." Pyhrra says.

"Well they're not for me, they are for our new employee's!" Jaune says.

"Master I'm bored, gimme a toy." Sir Pounce-a-little petulantly whines.

"What's the magic word kitty?" Jaune asks.

"Please gimme NOW." Pounce says.

"There we go, here have a Ball of Unspoolable Yarn." Jaune hands the cat a spool of yarn with a small bit hanging out.

Pounce, pounces onto it like any cat would.

"Wonder what stuff happens next time." Jaune speaks to the wall once more.

"Sir?" Pyhrra asks.

"Don't mind me, just crazy!" Jaune yells back.


AN: Once more random crazy stuff.

TheLastDarkovian- Yes, I read these, and I am judging you. Shut up Jaune, anyways, your jokes need to be a small bit shittier to get me to giggle.