Alex: Happy Halloween! This is Naruto Halloween special!
Naruto: What about the story?
Alex: This happens a couple of days before the big fight!
Naru-chan: Alex doesn't own Naruto or the song used in this chapter! But she does own Naruto plushies!
Naruto woke up from a soft knock on his door; he got up and sluggishly walked towards the door. "Who is it?" Naruto asked "It's Tsunami, breakfast is ready!" Tsunami said cheerfully; a little TOO cheerfully for Naruto's liking.
Naruto sighed and walked down the hallway towards the kitchen, "Naruto-kun! Ohayou!" Sasuke said cheerfully 'Why the hell is everyone so fucking cheerful?' Naruto thought. He looked around the kitchen, Kakashi was smiling or so he thought cause all he could tell by was the U shape of his eye, Tazuna was laughing cheerfully, Inari was smiling slightly, Sasuke and Tsunami were humming happily, and Sakura was smiling even though she was still sitting like a two bit slut.
Naruto toke his place at the table and started to drink some orange as Kakashi started talking, "Ma ma, as I told you all before today is Halloween so no training today. But I also told you that we were going to celebrate Naruto's birth day even though it already passed." Kakashi finished with an eye smile. Naruto's eyes went wide and he spit his juice right into Sakura's face "WHAT?" Naruto said angrily, "We're celebrating, so you WILL dress up!" Kakashi said as he pointed to an enraged Naruto.
"Listen, I don't celebrate my birthday. So you can just get that idea out of your head! I never celebrate ANY holiday!" Naruto said, "Not even Christmas?" Kakashi asked "Iie!" Naruto said but did a double take when he saw everyone pull out a little notepad (EVEN THE PINK BITCH?) and started writing. "I'll get the food started." Tsunami said walking into the kitchen, "I'll get decorations!" Tazuna and Inari said walking out the door, "I got costumes!" Kakashi, Sasuke, and the pink bitch said as Kakashi slung Naruto over his shoulder; Naruto could only say three words "WHAT THE FUCK?"
(Costume no jutsu)
Kakashi led teams 7 towards a clearing...err…minus Naruto who was carried, "Alright! I want you two to think of a costume you'd like to wear, and I will perform a jutsu so it'll show." Kakashi said happily, and then turned to the tied and bound blonde "Then we'll pick one for birthday boy!" Kakashi said earning him a few muffled curses from the angry blonde.
Sasuke and the pink whore closed their eyes and Kakashi did a few hand signs (stupid jutsu coming so get ready) "Costume no jutsu!" a loud bang went off and smoke surrounded Sasuke and the whore. Once the smoke cleared the whore could be seen wearing a tight red top that hugged her flat chest, a skimpy skirt that stopped at mid thigh, and black high heal boots. 'SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING WHORE EVEN MORE THAN SHE DID A FEW MINUTES AGO!' Naruto shouted in his mind.
Naruto looked over towards Sasuke and nearly had a nose bleed, Sasuke wore a tight leather shirt, tight leather pants, cat ears, cat tail, and collar with the Uzumaki sign on it; 'Okay…he…looks-DON'T SAY IT! DON'T SAY IT! NARUTO UZUMAKI IS NOT GAY!' Naruto scolded himself not noticing the three other people smiling evilly.
Naruto turned to see his sensei and teammates with evil glint in their eyes, 'Well this can't be good.' Naruto thought as he jumped up and ran for dear life (Kakashi didn't tie his legs?). Suddenly all Naruto saw was white, once the whiteness went away he looked down to see his shirt replaced with a long black loose shirt, long black pants, socks with sandals, and a huge blade on his back. Luckily the restraints were gone so he could easily say "WHY THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE ICHIGO KUROSAKI?" somewhere in the Bleach universe Ichigo Kurosaki sneezed "Is someone talking about me?" Ichigo thought.
(Back at Tazuna's house)
"Come on everyone! It's time to sing a nice and scary Halloween song!" Tsunami who was dressed as a cat said happily, "Naruto knows a good song or two." Kakashi said as he dodged the huge blade that the blonde wielded; "I'm not singing!" Naruto growled. "I-I'll sing with Naruto-kun." Sasuke said shyly, "Alright go!" everyone said "Don't I have any say in this?" Naruto asked "Nope, now sing!" everyone said ignoring Naruto's angry snarls as he and Sasuke walked to the front of the room. Naruto and Sasuke whispered until Naruto just nodded and Sasuke smiled.
She had a corps under her bed
She had her fun but now he's dead
Her mama said come feed desire
Her brother said; hey throw her on the fire!
This is the house, come on in!
This is the house, built on sin!
This is the house, no body lives!
This is the, you get what you get, yeah!
I cut the flesh and make it bleed,
Fresh skin I what I need.
I let it dry out in the woods,
All your crying did no good, YEAH!
This is the house, come on in!
This is the house, built on sin!
This is the house, no body lives!
This is the house; you get what you get, yeah!
Everyone watched in amazement as the two teens sanged together beautifully.
Now your lying on the floor.
Yeah, you can't take anymore!
The devil's laughing in your face!
Give me another taste, yeah!
This is the house, come on in!
This is the house, built on sin!
This is the house, no body lives!
This is the house; you get what you get, YEAH!
Naruto and Sasuke finished the last words of the song everyone jumped up and clapped making Sasuke hide behind Naruto, "Naruto I told you, you knew some good songs!" Kakashi said happily before Naruto punched him in the face sending him flying out the living room.
"Teme." Naruto growled before he felt a soft tap on his shoulder, he looked behind him to see a blushing Sasuke "H-her y-you g-go Naruto-k-kun!" Sasuke stuttered as he handed Naruto a black box with orange ribbon on it. Naruto took the box and opened it, inside there were new kunais and shurikens, a book on fire jutsus, and a new black long sleeved shirt. Naruto looked up to see everyone's happy smiles, though he could tell the pink skunk's was forced but she could suck Orochimaru's rough, scaly balls for all he cared; "Arigato minna-san." Naruto said 'Maybe my birthday isn't so bad after all.'
Alex: Well there's the bonus chapter! The song Naruto and Sasuke sung was House of 10000 Corpses by Rob Zombie! I hoped you liked it! I'll start n the next chapter as soon as possible! R&R!
Dictionary:
Ohayou: Good morning
Iie: No
Teme: Bastard
Arigato: Thank you
Minna-san: Everyone
