Alright, here is fifteen more minutes of Episode 4x06, "Glease." Hope you enjoy it!
As the crowd was finishing getting settled into their seats, Finn and Artie were sitting together at the lighting and sound panel. Artie clicked on a pre-recorded public service announcement for the audience.
"Welcome everyone to the William McKinley High School production of Grease. This musical is co-directed by Artie Abrams and Finn Hudson, along with vocal coaching by Mercedes Jones, and choreography by Mike Chang. Starring Ryder Lynn as Danny, Sam Evans as Kenickie, Joseph Hart as Doody, Jake Puckerman as Putzie, Blaine Anderson as Teen Angel, Marley Rose as Sandy, Wade 'Unique' Adams as Rizzo, understudied by Santana Lopez, Sugar Motta as Frenchy, Tina Cohen-Chang as Jan, Kitty Wilde as Patty Simcox, and Brittany Pierce as Cha-Cha; special appearances by Mike Chang as Eugene and Mercedes Jones as Ms. Lynch."
Finn's voice came on next.
"At this time we would like to ask the audience to take their seats and silence all electronic devices. We will have a 20-minute intermission after the first act. And now, please sit back and relax as we present to you McKinley High's fall musical production of Grease!"
The audience rang out in applause as the cast opened up with the Rydell Alma Mater.
"Thank you," Mercedes said as the school principal. "It is my pleasure at this time to introduce Ms. Patty Simcox, your class yearbook editor; and Mr. Eugene Florczyk, class valedictorian, and today, Vice President of Straightshooters Unlimited Research and Marketing."
The audience applauded as Kitty and Mike bowed. Mike began his lines. "Thank you, Ms. Lynch, fellow graduates, and honored guests. As I look upon these familiar faces, it really takes me back. Back to those wonderful by-gone days; days of working and playing together; days of cheering on our athletic teams—GO RIGTAILS!" The audience applauded. "And days of worrying when exam time rolled around. Perhaps, some of those familiar faces of yesteryear are absent this time of evening at the thought of our beloved Ms. Lynch, in fear of one of her infamous English finals."
Mercedes cast a jokingly nasty look to Mike.
All of this, however, was really getting to Rachel's and Kurt's head. All of the things that Eugene stated were relative to how they were feeling. They did miss all of those emotions of high school, those times they didn't savor and relish as much as they could have, thinking that post-high school life would be paradise away from home. But for both of them, that was not the case at all.
Just as they snapped back to reality, the boys and girls ran on stage: Sam, Jake, Joe, Santana, Sugar, and Tina.
Song: "Alma Mater Parody"
I saw a dead skunk on the highway
And I was goin' crazy from the smell
Cause when the wind was blowin' my way
It smelled just like the halls of old Rydell
And if you've gotta use the toilet
And later on you start to scratch like hell
Take off your underwear and boil it
Cause you've got memories of old Rydell
[Girls:]
I can't explain Rydell, this pain Rydell
Is it ptomaine Rydell gave me
[Guys:]
Is it v.d. Rydell
Could be Rydell
[All:]
You outta see the faculty
If Mister Clean, Rydell
Had seen Rydell
He'd just turn green and disappear
I'm outta luck Rydell
Dead duck Rydell
I'm stuck Rydell, right here
Yep, precisely how Rachel and Kurt treated their high school lives. Convincing themselves that Lima was just this smelly and awful place to live. And sure, that was the truth for a while. But in the end, McKinley High was home, or else they wouldn't have used Cassie's JetBlue frequent flier miles to come back.
The rest of the first act went by in a breeze, but Rachel and Kurt were very fascinated by the next scene. Tina and Jake came on stage for their music number as Jan and Putzie.
"Wait, so that's actually Puck's brother?" Rachel whispered.
"Yeah!" Kurt said excitedly. "Tina looks so pretty as Jan!"
"I am the mooning champ of Rydell High!" Jake as Putzie exclaimed, sending a sea of laughs through the audience.
Song: "Mooning"
[PUTZIE:]
I spent my day just mooning so sad and blue so sad and blue
I spent my nights just mooning over you
[JAN:]
All over who
[PUTZIE:]
Well I'm so full of love as any fool can see
'Cause angels up above have hung the moon on me
[JAN:]
Why must you go
[PUTZIE:]
Why must I go
[BOTH:]
On mooning
[PUTZIE:]
So all alone
[JAN:]
So all alone
[PUTZIE:]
There would be no more mooning if you would call me
[JAN:]
Up on the phone
[PUTZIE:]
I guess I'll keep on striking poses
'Till my cheeks have lost their roses
[BOTH:]
Mooning over you
[PUTZIE:]
I'll stand behind
[JAN:]
You'll stand behind me
[PUTZIE:]
Mooning forever more
[JAN:]
Forever more
[PUTZIE:]
Someday you'll find me mooning at your front door
[JAN:]
At my front door
[PUTZIE:]
Oh, everyday at school I watch ya
Always will until I got you mooning too
There's a moon out tonight
The scene ended with Putzie mooning the audience, again sending laughter through the crowd.
The lights brightened up and intermission started. As the cast jogged off stage, Mike cast a fleeting cast upon Tina. Her romantic gazes to Jake throughout the song, though acting, made Mike miss the way she used to look at him like that.
Rachel and Kurt left the auditorium to walk around the school a bit, where she passed Ms. Rose talking to Coach Beiste.
"Gosh, your daughter is doing amazing as Sandy," Shannon said.
"Thank you," Ms. Rose said proudly. "I'm so excited for her. She's always wanted to be in a musical like this but she was never brave enough to audition at her old schools."
"Well, whatever's working here at McKinley is really doing her some good," Shannon said.
"I've got a feeling it was the boys out for the role of Danny," Ms. Rose teased.
"Haha!" Shannon laughed. "They're both hunks for sure. Ryder's a good kid. He's doing better in football and he's fun to work with. I don't know, though… Grade-wise, he's not keeping up. If he drops his grade any lower, he can't play football."
"Aw, that's too bad," Ms. Rose said.
"But that Joseph Hart!" Shannon exclaimed. "I had no idea that kind of tone could come out of him. He and Sam make such a good pair with those T-Birds."
"I love how that Sugar girl looks exactly like the actress that portrayed her in the movie," Ms. Rose said, breathing in a reminiscent sigh. "Do you remember when that movie first came out?"
"Oh gosh, yes!" Shannon said. "I loved that movie. Instant connection to Rizzo, if I do say so myself. She was kind of the girl I always wanted to be. Kind of a tomboy, but still able to get all the guys."
"Well, I loved Sandy right from the start," Ms. Rose said. "I guess the love for the role gets passed down through genetics, huh?"
"Hey everyone!" Finn said, peeping his head out of the auditorium. "The second act is about to start, so come back in and take your seats!"
Song: "Shaking at the High School Hop"
All: Well, honky-tonk baby get on the floor
All the cats are yellin they're shoutin for more
My baby likes to rock, my baby likes to roll
My baby does the chicken and she does the stroll
Well shake it
Yeah shake it
Yeah shake it
Everybody shake it
Shake it at the high school hop
[Danny:]
Well Sock-hop baby
[Girls:]
Roll up her crazy jeans
[Guys:]
Gonna rock to the music
Guys and girls:
gonna dig the scene
[Girls:]
Shimmy to the left
[Guys and girls:]
Cha-cha to the right
We're gonna do the stomp till broad daylight
Well shake it
Yeah shake it
Yeah shake it
Everybody shake it
Shake it at the high school hop
[Girls:]
We're gonna alley-oop on blueberry hill
[Guys:]
Party with Lucille we wont be standin still
[Girls:]
Hand-jive baby, do the stomp with me
A calypso- do the slop, gonna bop with mister Lee
[All:]
Well shake it
Yeah shake it
Yeah shake it
Everybody shake it
Shake it at the high school hop
Shake, Rock and Roll
Rock, Roll and Shake
Shake, Rock and Roll
Rock, Roll and Shake
Shake, Rock and Roll
Long Live Rock and Roll! (x2)
The audience was in love with the song, particularly Brittany's lead dancing as Cha-Cha.
Song: "Rock & Roll Party Queen"
[Putzie & Doody]
a la la la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la la la,
(bass) OH OH OH,
Rock -n- Roll Party Queen,
(Putzie) Little girl do ya know what I mean,
(Doody) Pretty soon she'll be seventeen,
(Guys) They tell me her names Betty Jean,
OH OH OH,
Rock -n- Roll Party Queen,
Friday night and she's got a date,
Goin' places just a stayin' out late,
Droppin' dimes in the record machine,
OH OH OH,
Rock -n- Roll Party Queen,
Pa pa pa pa pa pa Oh no,
Can I have the car tonight,
Baby baby can I be the one,
To love you with all of my might,
AYE AYE AYE AYE,
She's the girl that all the kids know,
They talk about her wherever she goes,
I could write a fan magazine,
About my rock 'n roll party queen
La la la... rock 'n roll party queen,
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, rock 'n roll party queen,
Pa pa pa pa, you should see her shake,
Baby baby, don't you call it puppy luck,
don't you want a true romance?
Rockin' and rollin', little party queen,
We're gonna do the stroll, hey party queen ,
You know I love you so, my party queen,
You're my rockin' and my rollin' party queen!
Jake and Joe's harmonies were a hit with the audience.
"Okay, wait up," Kurt whispered to Rachel. "When he auditioned for me, I was about to cast him as a full on Bass 2, but he handled the high parts well!"
"So did Joe!" Rachel whispered well. "They were so on point!"
Well, what else was on point? Rachel's messed-up emotions after hearing "You're the One That I Want."
"Can we just get out of here?" Rachel asked Kurt as Marley was finishing belting out the last note to her reprise of "Look at Me, I'm Sandra Dee."
"Why?" Kurt asked. "It's almost done!"
"Sandy!" Ryder as Danny exclaimed. "You're… something else!"
"Oh!" Marley as Sandy replied. "So you noticed!"
The two shared a quick kiss before the music started.
Song: "All Choked Up"
[Danny-]
Well… I... feel so strange.
Well upon my word...
Now my brain is reelin and my ey-y-y- sights blurred
Well, I'm tremblin' a lot.
I'm nervous and I'm hot
Uh-huh, I'm all choked up.
Well there's a fire alarm wailin' in my head
And my circulation cries condition red
I'm in a cold sweat, my t-shirt's all wet
Uh-huh, I'm all choked up
Oh, baby-baby-baby, take my heart, before it breaks.
My knees are weak, and my back bone aches,
My hands are colder than ice, my throat is locked in a vice,
Come on and change my pain to pa-r-a-dise.
Well there's a fever key runnin' through my skin
Don't you hear me knockin', won't ya let me in,
You know I'm your fool, So dont you be cruel,
Uh-huh, I'm all choked Up.
[Girls:] Now listen here:
[Sandy:]
So you're standin round in a dizzy spell,
It's a situation I know prettty well,
Well, I been there too, So I feel for you.
Uh-huh, I'm all choked up
[Girls:] And further more:
[Sandy:]
So you're down and out, and you're against the wall,
And you say that I'm the one that did it all,
I'm sure you're sincere, It gets me right here,
Uh-huh, I'm all choked up.
Oh baby, take my heart and don't complain,
My poor heart just can't stand the strain,
I can cure your disease, Come on and say pretty please,
Take your medicine down on your knees.
[Danny:]
I got a fever: a hundred-four Fahrenheit,
I need your lovin', can I come over tonight?
Feelin' low down, my equilibrium's shot,
Give me, the tranquilizer you got.
Well baby take my ring, cuz you're my match.
[Sandy:] Well, I still think there's strings attached,
[Danny:] You're writin' my epitaph,
[Sandy:] Well, that's just tough and a half.
[Danny:] You're gonna make me die,
[Sandy:] Don't make me laugh.
[Danny and Sandy:]
Well, I'll forgive for what you put me through,
Cuz I do believe you really love me too.
I look in your eyes, the sufferin dies,
Uh-huh, I'm all choked up.
[Everyone:] Uh-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[D & S:] I'm all choked up
[Everyone:] Uh hey, hey, hey, hey.
[D & S:] I'm all choked up-.
[Guys and girls:] A hum shoobie doo wop,
A hum shoobie doo wop, A hum shoobie doo wop.
[Everyone:] A-hum...YEAH!
Song: "We Go Together"
[Mike and Mercedes]
We go together like {Mike & Mercedes dancing with the cast on stage}
rama lama lama {As a rehearsal before their Saturday show}
ke ding a de dinga a dong
remembered for ever like
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom
[Rachel, Finn, Santana & Kurt]
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang {Rachel & Kurt standing in line to board their plane}
shoo-bop
That's the way it should be {Santana taking her seat on her plane}
Wha oooh yeah! {Finn supervising the rehearsal}
[All Kids]
We're one of a kind
Like dip di-dip di-dip
Doo-bop a doo-bee doo
Our names are signed {Mike and Mercedes waving goodbye}
Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
boog-e-dy
Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop
We'll always be like one {Finn cleaning up the choir room}
Wa-wa-wa-waaa!
When we go out at night
And stars are shinin' bright
Up in the skies above {Rachel & Kurt's plane flies above}
Or at the high school dance
Where you can find romance
Maybe it might be lo-oh oh oh-oh oh-ove {Santana sighing as she flies over the city lights}
[Glimpses of all kids in one of their scenes]
Ryder/Danny: Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding a da ding de dong
Marley/Sandy: Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom
Sam/Kenickie: Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
Unique: Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Joe/Doody: Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-ed-y
Sugar/Frency: Shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Jake/Putzie: Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-y boom de boom
Tina/Jan: Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding-a de ding de dong
Blaine/Teen Angel: Shoo-bop sha wad-da wad-da yipp-it-y boom de boom
Brittany/Cha-Cha: Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
Kitty/Patty: Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Joe/Doody: Boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy boog-e-dy
Tina/Jan: shoo-by doo-wop she-bop
Sugar/Frency: Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yip-pit-ty boom de boom
[Guys]
A wop ba-ba lu-mop
[Girls]
A wop bam boom
[All kids, on stage during the final performance]
We're for each other like
A wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom
Just like my brother is
Sha na na na na na yip-pit-y dip de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang shoo-bop
We'll always be together
Wha oooh yeah!
We'll always, be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together [End here or fade out]
A wop ba-ba lu-mop a wop bam boom!
