"Coon tell us again, why did you have us kidnap Stan's dad?" Craig asked
"We can't risk anyone getting grounded tonight." Replied Coon
"Then why did you break into Stan's house?" -Tupperware
"We didn't break in, the door was left unlocked so we went inside." Coon stated
"That's dumb." Craig headed toward the stairs
"Where the hell are you going Craig?" Coon watched him head up the stairs
"To get some popcorn for when Stan shows up, you guys want some?" Craig called from top of the stairway
"Sure! Zzz" Mosquito shouted back
Coon just made an irritated expression before looking over to his new prisoner behind metal bars, removing the tape from the man's mouth
"Ow, damn it that stings..." He mumbled
"I don't like locking up an innocent citizen such as yourself but it had to be done."
Randy just rolls his eyes and scoffs "Just let me out of here."
"I am afraid I can not do that till after we've located and dealt with a certain troll first." Coon replied now untying the ropes from Randy's wrists and backing up from the jail cell.
The basement door opened, Craig came back down the stairs with some popcorn along with Humankite and Wonder Tweek behind him.
The second Kyle got down the stairs he noticed his best friend's father imprisoned in the box
"Cartman... Why in the fuck is Stan's dad in there?" He asked quite agitated
"He caught Butters while they were both inside of Stan's house." Craig stated before sitting on the floor next to Clyde
"Why were you in Stan's house!" Humankite shouted obviously pissed at Coon
"Leave no stone unturned Kyle, Skankhunt could be anyone."
Craig and Clyde were just watching the confrontation while eating from a bowl of popcorn, Kyle was about to continue the argument but Butters phone went off and Cartman answered it ignoring the sizzling Jew
"Yes?" Asked Coon
"Uh, yeah I got finished with the list you gave me." Answered Toolshed
"Did you check out Raisins?"
"Yeah, it was closed when I went earlier so I waited and went to the other marked locations and when I got back I found out something not very shocking at all."
"And what's that?"
"Well turns out most, if not all, of the Raisins are girls who go to our school and they had to shut down because of a boycott."
"Hmm, that really is unfortunate, thanks for the information Toolshed, circle around and get back here soon."
"Does that mean everyone's already back at base?" Toolshed asked but before Coon could reply Kyle snatched the phone out of his hand
Kyle spoke into it "Stan get back here right away, you're not going to believe what fatass has done this time."
"I highly doubt that, I'll be there in a few minutes." Toolshed then hung up and headed towards the residence of The Coon lair
Toolshed stood pinching the bridge of his nose, he had arrived back at base to witness his father locked up in jail with Humankite and Coon yelling at each other.
"Cartman, why is my dad in jail...?"
"Is he Skankhunt?"
"No, he's not but there is an explanation for this." Coon started but Toolshed just raised his hand stopping him.
"Hey those are my missing power tools!" Randy said looking over at Toolshed "So you're the one always taking them!"
Stan just pinched the bridge of his nose again "It's me dad, it's Stan." The young hero taking off his safety glasses
"Sta-stan? Oh wow, my son's a superhero!" Randy shouted happily Stan just looked at him unamused by his comment.
"Hold on dad, I'll have you out in a minute." Stan said placing his glasses onto a nearby table and attempting to unlock the cell to let his dad out
"No, Stan you can't do that, if you let him out he'll tell everyone what we're up to and we'll be grounded!" Coon shouted pushing Stan away from the cell.
"Then you shouldn't of kidnapped my dad." Stan said angrily
"You don't have to worry about me telling anyone I wouldn't want to give up my own son's secret identity." Randy proclaimed
"Ugh..." Stan was now face palming Kyle took a key from near the jail cell "It's okay Mr Marsh, we're done playing." Humankite said letting the man out, Coon just stood silent looking at the basement floor
"What's his deal?" Randy asked
"He's just being himself." Said Humankite before walking away "Come on guys let's go home, we'll find Skankhunt ourselves in the morning."
Everyone but Butters followed Kyle out of the basement
"Are you going to be okay Eric?" He asked concerned
Coon just closed his eyes and sighed, butters then looked down at the floor before he walked over to Coon and then patted him on the shoulder a few times before heading out with the others.
A few hours later Mysterion showed up he went into the basement that was now dark, he heard noise from down the stairway and turned on the light before heading down, he looked around the room it was empty with popcorn kernels scattered in places and a pair of safety glasses laying on the table, he then heard the noise again and saw a mask less Coon sobbing in a corner Mysterion then rolled his eyes before heading over to him.
"Cartman where is everyone?" Mysterion asked, once again sitting by his side.
"K-kinny?" Cartman looked up and then over to the cloaked hero "Where were you?"
"Dead." Mysterion stated in a serious tone.
"I fucked up." Cartman said lowering his head back down Mysterion sighing again "What did you do this time Cartman."
"Stuff." Cartman muffled back
"You want to talk about it?"
"Nah." Cartman then stood up grabbing a half empty bowl of popcorn located by the stairs raising it off the floor and went over turning on a TV laying the bowl onto the table and tossing a pair of safety glasses into a nearby bucket before sitting down changing the channel to Terrence and Phillip. Mysterion moved a chair and took a seat eating some of the popcorn before Cartman pulled the bowl out of the hero's reach and started shoving handfuls into his mouth laughing at the Canadian duo on the television.
Cartman finished the bowl and was just laying his head against the table still laughing at reruns of Terrence and Phillip, Mysterion had grown bored and wasn't really paying much attention to the TV anymore and was starting to fall asleep in his seat It was extremely late in the night and the sun would be coming up in a couple of hours, when suddenly the news interrupted the TV station, it was about Skankhunt's recent attacks on Denmark and both Cartman and Mysterious snapped out of their daze and turned the volume up to listen to said broadcast.
"Breaking news here Tom, according to recent reports Denmark has just fallen pray to a massive cyber attack initiated by Skankhunt42."
"Wow has it really got that bad from just a single internet troll Niles?"
"Not just one Tom, it seems that Skankhunt42 has gotten a cult following and now countless of trolls are flooding the Denmark message board servers."
"My, god..." Coon quietly said staring at the TV
"That sounds pretty brutal, and very news worthy." The newsmen continued
"We'll continue to keep everyone updated soon as more information comes in about the current floodings."
Craig was sleeping soundly before being rudely awakened by an extremely loud siren coming from his living room, he made his way out of his bed and room concern on his face he entered the room to see both his parents awake and staring upwards, near the ceiling was a box with microphones attached, it had the Coon & friends logo written on it "Coon and friends alert! Coon and friends alert! I mean seriously you guys alert, I mean seriously." This caused Craig to curse under his breath he then headed back to his room after witnessing his father tear the box down and shutting it up by ripping it in half, Craig pulled a waded up paper ball from his trash can smoothing it's surface out and attaching it to his shirt with some scotch tape before exiting out his window.
Stan had finally got to sleep, his dad had kept him awake the past couple of hours after they got home asking what it's like to be a superhero, when suddenly the Coon & Friends alarm sounded throughout the house "God damn it." Stan got out of bed trying to steady himself from the fatigue he was telling and walking down to the living room sneaking past his parents who were just staring up at said alarm with hands covering their ears
"I thought you got rid of that thing!" Stan's mom shouted over the loudspeaker
"I did, I don't know how it got back up there Sharon!" Randy shouted back
"Well take it back down!"
"I can't!"
"Why's that?"
"Cause my tools are probably gone by now." Randy said though not loud enough for the woman to hear properly
Stan just rolled his eyes and went out into the garage to grab his tools noticing that he had left his safety glasses over at Cartman's earlier that night, he opened the garage door and headed down the street.
"Cartman it's 4 in the morning... Could you please stop setting up alarms in our houses and making them go off at late hours." Kyle pleaded as Toolshed entered the room
"Hey Cartman do you know where my glasses are?" Stan asked
The basement slammed open and the rest of Coon & Friends came down into the basement
"Hey asshole what's with you putting a loudspeaker in my house!" Craig shouted angrily to Coon
"You scared the crap out of me man!" Tweek retorted in his direction
"Y-y-yeah!" Jimmy stuttered
"Oh good the rest of Coon and friends are here now." Coon said looking at the group of the young but angry and sleep deprived superheroes
"Why did you call us back here?" Tupperware asked tiredly
Coon then turned the TV to channel 4 "Take a look for yourselves"
The group listened as the news reporters talked about a flooding online aimed at the city of Denmark and a bunch of outraged females talking to one of the news reporters, complaining about the horrible things Skankhunt has just posted online onto multiple message boards and news posts.
"Tom it now appears that Skankhunt42 has expanded his terror to the sites Reddit and YouTube, it appears that no site is longer safe from his trolling." Niles continued to talk but the boys began to block it out
"So what, we're still pissed at you." Craig stated and both Kyle and Tweek nodded Stan was looking around the room for his missing glasses
"If you really feel that way then why did you come?" Coon asked and the kids just looked at each other and then back to Coon
"Cause you woke us up with your damn alarm zzz!" Clyde said irritated
"I'm going home." Token said before heading up the stairs and most of the other kids followed suit
"Y-you guys! Don't leave, I haven't even got to tell you my plan yet." Coon pleaded
"You coming Stan?" Kyle asked
"Yeah just give me a minute." Stan replied "Kenny do you know where Cartman might of put my glasses?"
"Yeah, they're in that bucket over there." Mysterion pointed Stan grew more agitated pulling the glasses out and leaving the basement slamming the door.
Coon just stood staring at the closed door from the bottom of the stairs and Mysterion stayed silent for a bit
"Damn Cartman what happened in the few hours I was gone?" Mysterion asked but Coon ignored his question once more.
"Just you and me again." Coon said walking over to his chalkboard and writing a few addresses onto the surface.
"These are the rest of the residents that has yet to be checked."
"Most of these belong to the others." Mysterion began to memorize what was written
"Exactly, they're the only ones left." Coon stated sitting into his chair and resting his eyes.
"They're going to very pissed." Mysterion said now also sitting in his own chair
"They already are." Coon laid his legs up onto the table and leaned his chair back
