You Know You're Obsessed with Eric Theodore Cartman When...

* He's your inspiration.

* Raccoons are your favorite animal.

* Cartman is your favorite raccoon.

* You think skinny Eric SUCKED ASS.

* Handicapped him is still awesome, no wait, EXCELLENT!(please tell me if you get that joke).

* You wish you were Kyle when he was asked to poke his finger inside his asshole.

* You know he's better than this.

* He's bodacious!

* You would grind the person you hate up into meat, for sweet sweet revenge.

* You were one of the people who went inside Cartmanland.

* You plan to buy or build your own theme park and not let anybody in it.

* You wanted to be the one Cartman imagined sucking his balls.

* You cried along with him when his stuff animals died.

* You have a strong love for cheesy poofs.

* You wish for him to manipulate you~~

* You say "screw you guys, I'm going home." To your friends or family. With the hand signal thingy.

* Laugh in their faces when they don't get it.

* You mispronounce certain words like him, it's totally funny and boss!

* You and your friends wonder how he would mispronounce your name.

* You have tea parties with your toys.

* Clyde Frog should have been dead, you should be Cartman's favorite object!

* You have to announce a cripple fight in a public place, FAST.

* You wish you could have replace Butters in 'Super Fun Time'.

* You'll eat all the skin off the chicken and leave the rest for everyone else.

* You mentally kicked Wendy's ass.

* You correct people when they call him fat, he's big boned.

* Cartman has the cutest cry.

* You want Cartman to use his strong ass on you~~

* You love Cartman's robot race.

* You believe The Coon lives on.

* You thanked him when he killed Justin Bieber(Sorry Justin fans!).

* You wish he was your servant.

* He's not spoiled, he's LOVED.

* You think he should replace Lady Gaga.

* In your mind, he already has.

* You once 'smuggled' KFC, for the heck of it.

* You'd lock an innocent child up to go to Casa Bonitas

* Everything to you is serious business.

* When seeing a redhead, you have an urge to yell DAY WALKER or GINGER

* You avoid people of the 3 J's.

* You know what the 3 J's are.

* You think he looks sexy with eyeshadow.

* You sometimes call him Eric, enjoying the confuse expression on people's faces( Many people are used to calling him Cartman).

* When Cartman is giving a speech, you nod your head respectively, he knows so much!

* Ginger him still looked hot(If you're a Kyle fan, it was double the win!).

* He should have kept his gay hair.

* You'll begin Faith Hilling during important lectures.


I'm so going to Faith Hill next time I get! The last chapters are for the least popular characters so they may be short since I don't know much of them(but I still feel they should be appreciated). Next is our Taco Lover!