You Know You're Obsessed with Eric Theodore Cartman When...
* He's your inspiration.
* Raccoons are your favorite animal.
* Cartman is your favorite raccoon.
* You think skinny Eric SUCKED ASS.
* Handicapped him is still awesome, no wait, EXCELLENT!(please tell me if you get that joke).
* You wish you were Kyle when he was asked to poke his finger inside his asshole.
* You know he's better than this.
* He's bodacious!
* You would grind the person you hate up into meat, for sweet sweet revenge.
* You were one of the people who went inside Cartmanland.
* You plan to buy or build your own theme park and not let anybody in it.
* You wanted to be the one Cartman imagined sucking his balls.
* You cried along with him when his stuff animals died.
* You have a strong love for cheesy poofs.
* You wish for him to manipulate you~~
* You say "screw you guys, I'm going home." To your friends or family. With the hand signal thingy.
* Laugh in their faces when they don't get it.
* You mispronounce certain words like him, it's totally funny and boss!
* You and your friends wonder how he would mispronounce your name.
* You have tea parties with your toys.
* Clyde Frog should have been dead, you should be Cartman's favorite object!
* You have to announce a cripple fight in a public place, FAST.
* You wish you could have replace Butters in 'Super Fun Time'.
* You'll eat all the skin off the chicken and leave the rest for everyone else.
* You mentally kicked Wendy's ass.
* You correct people when they call him fat, he's big boned.
* Cartman has the cutest cry.
* You want Cartman to use his strong ass on you~~
* You love Cartman's robot race.
* You believe The Coon lives on.
* You thanked him when he killed Justin Bieber(Sorry Justin fans!).
* You wish he was your servant.
* He's not spoiled, he's LOVED.
* You think he should replace Lady Gaga.
* In your mind, he already has.
* You once 'smuggled' KFC, for the heck of it.
* You'd lock an innocent child up to go to Casa Bonitas
* Everything to you is serious business.
* When seeing a redhead, you have an urge to yell DAY WALKER or GINGER
* You avoid people of the 3 J's.
* You know what the 3 J's are.
* You think he looks sexy with eyeshadow.
* You sometimes call him Eric, enjoying the confuse expression on people's faces( Many people are used to calling him Cartman).
* When Cartman is giving a speech, you nod your head respectively, he knows so much!
* Ginger him still looked hot(If you're a Kyle fan, it was double the win!).
* He should have kept his gay hair.
* You'll begin Faith Hilling during important lectures.
I'm so going to Faith Hill next time I get! The last chapters are for the least popular characters so they may be short since I don't know much of them(but I still feel they should be appreciated). Next is our Taco Lover!
