Sasuke's life
Summary: Sasuke is starting to realize his true goal of life with Sakura, Naruto, and all of his friends, TenTen, Neji, Gaara, etc. Last time, everyone got invited to Neji's surprise birthday/sleepover party. And guess what game they play!
/Text/ - Chracter's thoughts
/Text/ - Inner voice
(Text) - Author's note
Chapter 7: Let's get this party started!
Neji got a book of how to fight from Sasuke (glaring at Uchiha), a brush from Ino and Shikamaru (stared at them to see if they are insane), a DVD on the best fighting techniques from Lee (rolls his eyes), a box of ramen from Naruto (disgusted look on Neji's face), a soccer ball from the sand siblings (smiles at the sight of his favorite sport), a box of chocolates from Chouji (Neji had the T.T look), an ant farm from Shino (sweatdrop), a pair of socks frim Kiba (They are red Oo. Glares of Kiba. hates red), a novel on famous ninjas and sennins from Sakura (it can help him with his history work ), and finally, Tenten gave him a a note that said, "I will give you my present at midnight!" Neji was curious at what his present was but decided to wait.
Everyone sat around the living room of the Hyuuga's lake house...or to be exact, mansion. Chouji was chomping on the leftovers and chips with Guacamole dip (sorry for the spelling error), Naruto was bored out of his little mind, Sasuke was talking to Sakura, Ino to Shikamaru, Tenten to Lee and Neji, Kiba to Shino, Hinata to Temari and Kankurou, and Gaara was just glaring at Akamaru, who was lazily laying by the couch.
Naruto: "Let's play truth-or-dare!"
Sakura: "Yeah!"
Shikamaru: "How troublesome."
Ino: "Oh, come on, Shika. It will be fun!"
Shikamaru: "Then stop calling me Shika, Ino."
Chouji: "I rather eat!"
Ino: "Naw, you think?"
Lee: I think we should play! IT'S YOUTHFUL FOR THE SOUL! I WILL IGNITE MY YOUTH SPIRIT!"
Neji: "Shut up, Lee."
Tenten: "Good idea. Anyone got any other suggestions? No? So what should we use to spin?"
Kankurou: "How about a kunai? I have one right now! Here."
Temari: "Why did you bring your weapons?"
Kankurou: "Err...to protect my favorite little sis?"
Gaara: "Baka. She's our only sister."
Hinata: "L-let's play."
Kiba: "I wanna spin first!"
Shino: "..." (This guy never talks.)
Sasuke: "I'll sit next to Sakura."
Tenten: "I'm next to Neji!"
Naruto: "I am next to Sakura, Sasuke-teme!"
Lee: "What about me? I want to sit next to my beautiful blossom, too!" (Gai pose)
Neji: "Can I decide who gets to sit where?"
Everyone: "Sure...fine...whatever...hn." (Guess who?)
Neji: "Cool. It will be in random order. Everyone will pick a number out of this hat."
Lee: "Where did you get the hat?"
Neji: "THAT IS NOT THE CONCERN RIGHT NOW!"
And fate has decided this order. Neji, Hinata, Gaara, Ino, Lee, Temari, Shino, Sakura, Sasuke, Tenten, Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Kankurou, and Chouji.
Kiba spun the kunai and it landed on Shino. "Shino, my man! Truth or dare?"
Everyone get really quiet. "...I have a choice. Truth or dare. Hmm...truth." Kiba looked disappointed.
"Aww, fine. Do you wear boxers or briefs?" Everyone laughed. Shino get really red. (OO There's a first.)
"That is my own personal business." "If you don't answer it, you will have to give me a foot massage. I can really go for it."
Shino looked at Kiba's big, stinky, dog-smelling feet. He got sick. "Fine its (whisper)."
"What?" "I said its (whisper)." "I can't hear you!" Kiba was enjoying this. "I SAID I WEAR BRIEFS, STUPID DOG!"
Everyone laughed really, really hard while Shino got really, really red. "Okay my turn."
Shino spun the kunai and it landed on Gaara."
"Gaara, truth or dare?" Gaara gave Shino the I-will-take-your-challenge look. "Dare." Shino smile (If you can see over the high collar shirt!)
"I dare you to show us what you got in that backpack." Gaara glared at him. "No." Shino stared back with no emotion. "Scared to show us what you have?" Naruto jumped up. "I'll get it!" Naruto ran upstairs before Gaara can protest.
Temari laughed. "You should not worry, Gaara. I remember Kankurou halping you pack your bag a few days ago to come to the fire country. Its not like Kankurou made you pack somethin weird, right? Right?"
Gaara closed his eyes and Kankurou twiddled with his thumbs, Hinata-style. Naruto came running down with Gaara's black bag at hand. "It is easy to find your bag. It is the only black bag withe the Sand symbol on it." Naruto gave it to Shino and he opened it. Shino dumped the bag's contents out. gaara continued to close his eyes and bow his head while Kankurou looked in the other direction.
Chouji laughed. Temari got red with angry and held up the book that fell out. "You guys brough Icha Icha Paradise Volume 3 with you!" Everyone laughed really, really, hard. Naruto and Kiba fell over, literally howlinf with tears coming down their faces. Sasuke and Neji had a smudged look and the girls were laughing and were scared. Kankuri leaned to Gaara. "Do you want to start running, brother?" Gaara opened his eyes. "No! Brother. Calm down. Sister. Chill." Naruto rolled around. "You read that stuff!" Gaara spun the kunai, ignoring him and it landed on Ino.
"Truth or Dare?" "Dare. Come on. Bring me the best you got. Gaara smirked. "I dare you to french Shikamaru." ino grinned. Shikamaru turned red. "Why? This too bothersome for me. I always end up in this kind of troublesome problems!" Everyone laughed. Naruto looked at Ino. "Why are you grinning? It is not like and him are going out." Everyone stared at him in awe.
Sakura: "Naruto is such a dope."
Sauke: "Ditto."
Naruto: "Sasuke-teme, I'm going to kill you!"
Neji grabs Naruto: "On my birthday, I wish you not to fight."
Naruto: Steam "Fine. You got lucky, Sasuke-teme."
Chouji: "Ino kissing Shikamaru? Ha ha ha!"
Lee: "Fireworks! Sakura! When in Rome, do what the Romans do!"
Sakura: "Uh...NO!"
Hinata: "O-oh dear."
Kiba: "I am going to die from laughter."
Shino: "Go ahead and do so. It will save me the effort."
Kiba: "SHINO!"
Ino: "Is anyone going to watch?"
Shikamaru: "Please! Spare me!"
Ino: "Oh, quit whining!"
Ino leaned towards him and frenched with Shikamaru. Everyone got really quiet and Shika looked like he was enjying it. Gaara stood up and everyone looked at him. Even Ino broke away to look. Temari was worried. "What's the matter?" Gaara glared at everyone. "Nothing." He sat down. "My turn!" Ino spun the kunai and it landed on Tenten. "Truth or dare?" "Truth."
Ino: "What color bra are you wearing?"
Tenten: "Do you really need to know?"
Neji blushing madly: "Don't do it, Tenten!"
Hinata: "D-don't, Tenten-chan."
Kankurou: "...no comments."
Naruto: "Hahaha!"
Sasuke: "This is almost as bad as Shino wearing briefs."
Shino: "Shut up, pretty-boy!"
Kiba: "This is like a comedy show!"
Shikamaru: "Oh, brother."
Lee: "No! Don't do it!"
Sakura: "What is wrong with a bra?"
Lee: "Your bra is not wrong."
Sasuke: "Get away from her, pervert!"
Ino: "Everyone, SHUT UP! Tenten-chan. Answer it."
Tenten: "What if I am not wearing one?"
Everyone got really, reallly quiet. Neji got mega red and looked away. Gaara glared at her while Temari, Hinata, Ino, and Sakura laughed. "Just kidding! It is black." Naruto was shocked, "She actually told us." Tenten spun the kunai and it landed on Kankurou. "Truth or dare?" "Dare!" Tenten grinned. "I dare you to strip tease!" "WHAT?" Everyone laughed. Tenten grinned. "Either that or you sleep with Gaara." Kankur looked at Gaara and Gaara gave him the don't-you-dare-do-that-or-esle-I'll-kill-you look. Kankuroo shuddered and stood up. "Fine."
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
"That is all you see." Kankurou pulled his white boxers on with a big, super dark red bush that would make Gaara's hair envy the color and put on the rest of his clothes. All the guys were scarred and the girls didn't even look so they are okay. Temari had a oh-my-gosh look and Gaara was mega pale. Kankurou spun the kunai and it landed on Sasuke. "Truth-or-dare." "Dare." Kankurou whipered to Gaara and Gaara nodded. "What's going on?" "I really don't know how romantic you are, besides that picture I took, but that that doesn't matter. I dare you to pretend to prepose to Neji!" Sasuke glared at him and walked to Neji. Everyone pushed Neji to stand and Sasuke got on one knee. "Neji, ever since I set eyes on you, I couldn't think of anyone esle but you. Your beautiful eyes were as soft as the moon and your skin is as soft as silk." Sasuke took Neji's hand and untied his hair. "Your love is like a fireplace, warming me up on cold nights." Sasuke leaned towards neji. "Don't you dare-" Sasuke kissed him on the cheek. "-kiss me?" "Will you marry me?" Sasuke sat back down and Neji blushed and tied his hair back to it's usual. Kankurou was shocked. "You can get the psycho ninja actor's award! Haha!" Gaara looked at him and asked, "Is there such thing as that?" Sasuke rolled his eyes. "My turn." Sasuke spun the kunai and it landed on Lee.
Sasuke: "Truth or dare."
Lee: "Dare! My youthful spirit will never back down! I will burn brighter than the sun!"
Sasuke: "Yeah...whatever. I dare you to go to Kakashi-sensei's house and steal his Icha Icha Paradise."
Lee: "WHAT! He will kill me if he captures me!"
Sasuke: "For god's sake, YOUR A NINJA! Here is some advice. SNEAK DOBE!"
Lee: "Fine. I WILL NOT GIVE UP! I WILL PROVE HOW YOUTHFUL I AM FOR GAI-SENSEI!"
Sasuke: "Just go before you give me a migrane!"
Lee entered Kakashi's house and found the book. /Better get out of here before I.../ The door knob turned and Kakashi entered with Anko right besides him. Lee paniced and hid the book behind his back. "Eh! Where are you doing here, Lee?" Lee was sweating. "I was...erm...going to...ask you...if you want...to play ...err...some games with us?" Kakashi shooked his head. "Nah. I got plans with Anko-chan." Lee looked at Anko and gulped. Anko was glaring at him. "Get out of here." Growled Anko. Lee sqeaked. "Yes, Ma'am!" Lee ran out of the apartment and arrived at Neji's lake house. "Did you get caught?" "Nah! I almost got caught but here! I have the book!" He laid it in the middle of the group. Everyone looked at it.
Naruto: "Maybe we should read it!"
All the girls bonked him in the head. Naruto had lots of bumps and bruises on his head.
Sasuke: "Dobe."
Gaara: "Can we just burn it?"
Temari: "I would expect Kankurou to start reading it!"
Kankurou: "I am going to ignore that, Temari."
Lee: "What if Kakashi-sensei found out about it? He would definitely kill us!"
Neji: "Just throw it some where and we will give it back to hiim later."
Lee threw the book behind the couch and spun the kunai. It landed on Sakura. "Truth or dare." "Truth." "Who do you love the most?" Sakura thought about this. "Sasuke-kun." Lee's face fell and he started to cry. "Wah! Sakura-chan doesn't love me! Wah!" Lee ran upstairs, crying as he ran. Everyone knew this would happen. Sakura started to feel sorry for Lee.
Sakura: "Maybe I went too far."
Neji: "Actually, Lee is too dense to see that you are not interested in him."
Tenten: "Neji, that was harsh."
Sasuke: "No pain, no gain. I am sure that there is a girl out there, waiting just for him."
Sakura: "You know, your right."
Sasuke: "I have always been right."
Sakura: "Okay, now you're pushing it."
Sakura spun the kunai and it landed on Temari.
Sakura: "Truth or dare."
Temari: "I am not a quitter. Dare me, baby!"
Sakura: "I dare you to lapdance on Gaara."
Kiba: "Uh oh. I smell trouble."
Kankurou: "Nah, you think, dog boy?"
Temari: "Hell, no!"
Sasuke: "This probably beats Shino's briefs!"
Shino: "You really shouldn't run that mouth of yours."
Sakura: "Either that or else you kiss Kankurou on the lips!"
Kankurou: "I choose the lapdance!"
Gaara: "Don't make me..."
Temari: "I have choice ya! So pay attention!"
Temari walked over to Kankurou and bent down. Kankurou blushed and studdered. "Temari! Why me! You should really not-" Kankurou was cut off by Temari's lips pressing against his. His eyes became as wide as dish plates. Everyone had their mouths touching the ground and Gaara was surprised and didn't show much of it. After 5 seconds, Teamri broke apart and grinned at Sakura. "If I remember correcting, I use to kiss Kankurou all the time when he was a cute, little boy." Kankurou (who was blushing madly for who know what) studdered and tried to creak a wise one. "What am I not cute now?" Temari glared at him. "Do you really answer that question?" Temari went for her fan. Kankurou grew pale and shrunk. "No, ma'am." "Good." Temari sat down and spun the kuani. It landed on Shikamaru.
Shikamaru: "How troublesome."
Temari: "Truth or dare."
Shikamaru: "Truth. It is too troublesome to do a dare."
Temari: "Yeah...right. What is your deepest, darkest serect?"
Shikamaru: "It is too troublesome to think right now."
Ino: "Aww, Shika. Just answer it."
Shikamaru: "Fine. My serect eh?"
Chouji: "Duh."
Naruto: "This is TOO awesome!"
Sakura: "How?"
Tenten: "Naruto is saying that he can use the info to blackmail Shikamaru."
Sasuke: "Nice."
Temari: "Shikamaru. Answer it!"
Shikamaru: "Fine. I like women with big breasts."
Everyone just went GAK with this confession. Ino had a very scary face on and Shikamaru panic. "I-I-Ino?" "You like BIG BOOBS?" Ino beat the guts out of Shikamaru. Ino dusted the imaginary dust off of his hands. Everyone silented thanked fate for not pairing them up with Ino.
Sakura: "I wouldn't be surprised if he like Tsunade-sensei."
Naruto: "And you said I was a pervert."
Sasuke: "You are. Besides, Jiraiya-sennin."
Ino: "I will spin for Shika!"
Ino spun the kunai and it landed at Chouji (finally!)
Ino: "Truth of dare."
Chouji: "Munch munch. Thair!"
Ino: "Excuse me?"
Chouji: "Shallow. Sorry. I said dare."
Ino: "I dare you to show us your boxers!"
Kiba: "How do you know if it is boxers under his pants?"
Naruto: "It is probably the only thing that can fit under though pants."
Chouji: "NARUTO! I am pleasantly plump!"
Sasuke: "It still wouldn't beat Shino and his briefs! Ha!"
Shino stood up and started to run towards Sasuke, while drawing out a kunai. "Die, pretty-buy!" "Sasuke!" "I won't die, bug man.!" Shino thrusted his kunai at sasuke. Kiba was shocked at Shino's sudden temper. "Shino! NO!" All the girls screamed and suddenly both Sasuke and Shino didn't see anything but blood. "W-what!" Shino was shocked to who it was he stabbed. Ino fainted and Chouji ran into the bathroom to hurl out all that chips and dinned he ate. neji was able to recover to his senses and shouted the name of the person who got stabbed. "HINATA-SAMA!"
Not alot of fluff but a whole lot of laughs! In my opinion, at least. Any who, my birthday is was this wednesday, January 18! On January 16, I treated myself to some gifts and I went to the mall and bought Shojo Beat issue 2 of 2006, Ultra maniac 3 (someone will buy 4 for a gift), and Fullmetal Alchemist 5.
Naruto: "Sheesh! You must have alot of money."
Sasuke: "Dobe. You are just poor."
Sakura: "I agree."
Naruto: "Hey! Sasuke-teme!
Neji: "You can't deny the truth, Naruto-san."
Tenten: "No da!"
Shino: "..." (This guy really needs to talk.)
Kiba: "At least I make money."
Shikamaru: "How? I think working is too troublesome."
Kiba: "I help my big sister out. She is a doctor for animals!"
Hinata: "Um...Kiba."
Kiba: "Hmm?"
Hinata: "T-that is a v-v-vetinarian." (Sorry for the spelling.)
Shino: "...Dobe."
Me: "I agree."
Kiba: "Hey! Naruto is a bigger dobe that me!"
Naruto: "Hey! I am not! Prove it!"
Kiba pointed at Naruto's pants. He looked down and saw that his fly was undone.
Me: "Uh...XYZ?"
Naruto blushed and ran out of the room.
Sasuke: "Dobe."
Chouji: "Munch crunch!"
Sakura: "Naruto can be so..."
Ino: "Idiotic. I agree."
Lee: "WITH NARUTO, OUR YOUTHNESS WILL BE IGNITED AND WE WILL ALL BURN BRIGHTER THEN THE SUN!
Gai: "THAT'S RIGHT LEE!"
Lee: "Gai-sensei!"
Gai: "Lee!"
Lee: "Gai-sensei!"
Gai: "Lee!"
They hugged with tears coming down and everyone sweatdropped.
Kakashi: "Here we go again." Reads Icha Icha Paradise.
Send in those reviews. I will post in my newest story call 'Normal High School Life?' and it is kind of different from the high school stories I have read so far. I can garente that. Again, sorry for all the grammer errors! Gomen Gomen! Simimase! Again grammer error. GOMEN!
