~Repeating: Fans=awesome. Sorry. I LOVE GOOD REVIEWS! And Fallenshadow962 has AWESOME DARE IDEAS! *sigh* But, I made a flaw... CREAMKIT is SWEETKIT. Sorry 'bout that. Anyway... onto the story!~

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING TEXT HAS JUSTIN BIEBER (if you like him, skip this chappie and don't hate me)

Tigerstar ran towards Flash. "I NEED TO GO TO COURT!" he yelled. Flash slowly wiped the spit off her face and said, "Why? Who'd you kill this time?" Tigerstar's eyes darted back and forth and he said, "Uh... nobody. BUT I need to take Scourge to court for killing me! Can you be the judge?" Flash beamed, "OK!"

"OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!" Scourge yelled at Flash, whom had found a fake beard and was really enjoying the court. She nodded and said, "What now?" Scourge said, "Tigerstar's little brat Hawkfrost told me to kill him!" "HAWKFROST WASN'T EVEN BORN YET!" Tigerstar screamed so loud some cats in the jury exploaded randomly. Suddenly Hawkfrost, who was the proccecuter or something, said, "I like apples." Flash the Judge said, "Scourge, Hawkfrost... isn't that bright. He COULDN'T have told you to kill him." "Oh... well, then. Graystripe told me too!" Scourge yowled. Flash stroked her fake beard so hard it fell off and landed lamely on the floor. "Excuse me, Your Honor, but may I add something?" asked Sloefur. "Yes," Flash said. Sloefur stood and said, "Hello. I'm an idiot with a stupid job. I like pickles and am planning on killing the Tribe. May the court read that back?" Screech took out the paper he had just typed and said, "Hello. I'm an idiot with a stupid job. I like pickles and am planning on killing the Tribe... Sloefur? Can you read minds?" Screech asked. "Uh... I refuse to answer," said Sloefur. Flash said, "FINE! LISTEN TO ME OR MORE CATS WILL RANDOMLY EXPLOAD! Scourge, you will be going BACK alive as a soft kittypet known as Fluffy!"

"Fluffffffffffffffffffffffffy!" Tigerstar laughed. "!" said Flash. (say it aloud like Flash, its fun)

Flash then began to dance the Monster Mash as Scourge was changed into a fluffy black kitten. The words JUDGE FLASH appeared on-screen.

Flash then changed into her gym clothes. "Lets go find Berrynose," she said. They ran towards the appartments where they saw something they did NOT want to see: lettuce. HEALTH FOOD. Evil... Flash then saw fat Berrynose sprawled on the couch, eating pizza, watching T.V. Flash took out her megaphone and yelled in it, "LET'S GO!" They poofed him in the track of DOOM! (you see? you add the word "doom" and everything turns funny) Berrynose, the fat, obese tom looked over at them like they were crazy... which they were. Sandtail said, "Ok... just run the track. Simple." Then she started to try to lick her elbow. The cats looked at her like so: O.o and O_O Then they all tried to lick their elbows. Flash finally said, "RUN! BERRYNOSE, RUN!" He started running down the track and spikes of DOOM rammed into his sides. Creamy fur went flying, and he screamed but kept running. Flash started an airal attack in planes: dropping bombs, chainsaws, monkeys with knives, and LMFAO (which really wasn't a torture, I just have their song in my head) Sloefur, the little singin' machine, started singing "Sexy and I know it". Flash slapped her head and then yelled into the megaphone: "BERRYNOSE, KEEP A' RUNNING!" Berrynose was half-way done when crocadiles came out of the sky and grabbed him. "DEATH ROLL!" yelled Sandtail and Kofoot happily. The crocs bit and aimed for the neck, and Berrynose hissed and lashed his little stump of a tail (oh, yeah. Berrynose was REAL smart in his kithood). Sweetkit bounced up and down and started saying, "GO CROCS!" Finally, Berrynose escaped the reptilas of doom and then he ran into the worse torture yet (if you are a Justin Bieber fan, I suggest not to read this. Like, scip a paragraph or so.) Justin Bieber. "Hey, girrl!" said the girl. (I believe he is) Berrynose screamed and tried to run away, but he was singing: "Baby, baby, baby oohhhh!" Berrynose's ears bled and his eyes popped out. Flash said, "Oh. I almost feel sorry for him." So she took out tranquilizer (see, I'm being nice to Justine Bieber but I really want her to use her machine gun) and shot the music-gurrrrrrrrll. Berrynose ran and ran until he reached the finished line, where he fell and died of a heart attack. "Oh, well. He won't be missed," Flash announced and they walked back to the stuido.

Sweetkit then attacked Thunderdash. Lionstar smirked and thought: "Man, I wonder when those cats are getting back from the store."

Lol (wait, did I just type this outloud?)

Allegiances:

Hosts:
Flash- flame-colored she-cat with a white underbelly and blue eyes (Flash6004)
Sloefur- gray she-cat with darker flecks and huge golden eyes (Flash6004)
Demonheart- black tom with glowing red eyes; Flash's brother (Flash6004)
Smokefang- black tom with amber eyes (Flash6004)

Co-hosts:
Sandtail- light brown she-cat with a fuzzy tail and amber eyes (Sandtail)
Kofoot- bright blue she-cat with green stripes and red paws plus a green stone charm on her neck (Fallenshadow962)
Thunderdash- black tom with white streaks in his fur (Flash6004)
Russetfur- dark ginger she-cat (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Viperstrike- black tom with silver streaks and green eyes (Flash6004)
Sweetkit- cream-colored she-kit with red tabby stripes and hot pink eyes; strikingly adorable (The Flower Bookworm)

Other Cats That Have Been Killed In The Fire:
Hawkfrost- dark brown tabby tom with a white underbelly and ice-blue eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Tigerstar- big dark brown tabby tom with amber eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Screech of Angry Owl (Screech)- black tom with amber eyes (Erin Hunter/Flash6004)
Icyfrost- silver-and-white tabby she-cat (Flash6004)