Naruto Fan Fiction

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Sasuke gives Sakura the wrong idea as to why he took Naruto's keys and shrunk his clothes. "I'm saying I want you to leave so I can have fun with the dobe!"

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Ramen, Dobe, Movie - Check

"You had my keys all along!" Naruto seethed, the keys cutting into his shaking hand.

"Not necessarily" Sasuke's full attention was dedicated to Naruto now.

"What's that suppose to mean!?" Deep grooves were engraved into his hand as he gripped the keys harder he somewhat winched.

"Why do I want your keys? That is simple, to go home you need a way of unlocking the door but without keys you're stuck here with me"

"Are you trying to say that you want me to stay with you forever!?"

"Only on the off-nights when Sakura wants a movie night"

"Aha so it was because you're avoiding Sakura!"

"Are you going to watch the movie with me like the clueless dobe stood here five minutes ago? Or are you going to run home and leave me here alone when Sakura could waltz in at any moment?"

"…"

Sasuke gestured to the floor space next to him.

"I don't know…" Naruto dropped the pillows and duvet. Sasuke dragged them over to where he sat and modelled them into a comfy duvet den.

"Hn, suit yourself" He turned the TV on and left Naruto to walk out of the living room into the hallway. For some reason Sakura was hovering outside the front porch. Opening the door he called out to her.

"Sakura? What are you doing out here this late?"

"Naruto are you leaving now?"

"Yeah…why?"

"No reason, run along now before it…er…snows!"

"Oh yeah good idea! I have to go home and get some gloves! Take care Sakura!" Naruto was about to leave.

"Sasuke-kun! Hey are you having a movie night without me?" Sakura could hear the distant sound of TV music in the background.

"Sakura, I am not having a movie night so go away" Sasuke joined them in the front doorway.

"Dobe, where are you going?"

"I'm going home to my house with my keys…because it's going to snow and I need gloves…hey what's that smell?"

"It's your ramen stupid, I was going to make some for you instead of popcorn but instead now I have to bin it"

"Sasuke! You wouldn't!"

"Who's going to eat it? You won't because you're leaving, Sakura won't because she isn't staying…I am most certainly not going to eat it"

"If I stay can I save the ramen?!"

"Worth a try" Naruto stepped back inside which brought a smirk to Sasuke's face. "Sakura. Leave. Now"

"But why?"

"Tonight's movie involves death, blood, and horror unsuitable to someone of your nature"

"So, I love watching scary movies with you guys! Which one is it?" She pushed past him and entered the living room before plonking herself in the cosy duvet den Sasuke had especially made for himself and Naruto.

"This isn't scary I've seen it before the main character kills everyone and then joins an organisation in Albania"

"Grr Sakura, you can't stay and watch with us!"

"Why?"

"I am trying to celebrate a personal victory!"

"Naruto why are you still here? It's snowing so you have to leave remember!" She saw the blonde cradle a bowl of ramen in his hands as he closed the door

"But Sasuke has ramen and he's letting me stay over again" Naruto had stopped thinking about the reason for wanting to leave. Sasuke smirked at him. 'Hn, dobe I knew you couldn't resist ramen'

"Ooh a sleepover movie night! Sasuke-kun, can I stay too?!"

"Hn…no"

"Oh…ok"

"Sakura can I ask, why you asked if I was leaving?" ramen was making his cheeks puff out as Naruto spoke with his mouthful.

"Naruto! Don't talk with your mouthful its disgusting!"

"Sorry" he gulped and then repeated his question.

"Can't I watch a movie with my favourite guy…?"

"Wow, Sakura you think I'm your favourite guy!?" Naruto's chopsticks plummeted to the floor as he jumped in surprise and enthusiasm.

"I didn't say that"

"But you were thinking it, right?"

"No I was talking about Sasuke-kun. Why would I even think of you like that! Look at you, sometimes you are just a sloppy ramen-machine, how long have you been wearing those pyjamas? Four days…!"

"Actually only two days"

"It makes no difference"

"Sakura, get out now" Sasuke was agitated the movie was drawing to a climax and Sakura had completely ruined his fun.

How could he torment Naruto if she was doing it for him!

"Sasuke-kun, the movie's nearly finished"

"I can see that"

"Let's watch another!"

"We didn't even get to watch this one! I didn't shrink Naruto's clothes and steal his keys for nothing!" Sasuke grabbed her arm and towed her towards the door.

"The whole idea was so that the dobe would stay, for my entertainment and pleasure!"

"Sasuke-kun? What are you saying?"

"I'm saying I want you to leave so I can have fun with the dobe!" he stared at her shocked expression and then realized that she had seen the other side of his previous comment.

"When were you going to tell me?!"

"I didn't mean it like that! Just get out" he pushed her out and slammed the door shut.

She needed the door slamming in her face to bring her back to reality. Sasuke stood on the opposite side of the door. 'This is why I don't talk much'

"Sasuke, where did Sakura go?" Naruto had come out with a licked-clean bowl.

"She had to leave"

"Oh, wanna catch the rest of the movie"

"Hn let's watch a better one that is actually scary"

"Yeah"

After flicking through the movie channels they came across a seriously scary movie which they dared to watch in the dark. Cuddled up in the duvet den Naruto found himself fighting back shrieks and yells of fear. Sasuke however had sat through most of the film with his bangs in front of his face, peering out between them at the right intervals.

Every now and again they both flinched and pretended that they merely had muscle spasms.

"Naruto, are you shaking?"

"No, I'm just…er…cold, yeah I'm just cold" Sasuke drew the duvet around them more.

"Sasuke, why are you holding your breath?"

"I have hiccups"

The next part of the movie was enough to have them both screaming like little girls. It was hard to explain because fear had overcome their senses. "Don't open it! Don't open the door"

Sasuke put a hand on Naruto's shoulder to stop the boy shaking the covers off them. Naruto screamed and jumped out of his skin.

"It touched me!"

"Yeah it was me"

"No it's here the thing in the movie is here" his voices quivered as he eyed the shadowed room.

"You were shaking the covers off…If your scared turn the light on" he watched the outline of his friend reach up for the lamp switch. A face loomed out of the television giving a piercing scream.

Both boys gave a yelp Naruto's hand caught the lamp knocking it over so that it thudded to the floor. "Ahhh Sasuke, turn it off! Turn it off!"

"I can't then everything will go dark"

The power clicked out just when they were at the point of insanity from fear.

"Sasuke! I can't see! It's got me!"

"Naruto! Something's behind you!" They grasped for each other and huddled together keeping aware for the entire goings on around them. Their minds raced and their eyes darted about in the dark.

There were plenty of logical explanations, there had to be, it was only a movie.

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A\N: an interesting turn of events here, wonder what Sakura thought Sasuke meant. Reviews are perfect in the fight against writer's block!

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