Yoko's Day With Mother

The window on the second floor slid open followed by a crawled hand that pulled Yoko into the room. He fell over the windowsill with a thump, followed by a snicker and small snort.

"Shhh, don't be so loud. Hey, where'd ya go?" Yoko slurred as he looked around him for his none existent companion. It was close to three in the morning and he had already finished two bottles of his human alcohol. "Oh, well. Now, which bed is the right one?" His vision had doubled sometime after finishing his first bottle but before he finished half his second bottle.

After missing on his first try, which ended with him in the floor next to the bed snorting and giggling in his drunken confusion, he crawled onto the bed and rolled over next to the wall, pulling the covers after him in a tangled mess, before snuggling into the wall to sleep.

"Oh my head…" Yoko moaned as he pressed his face into the wall farther. "…And it's cold."

"Of course it's cold, you left the damn window open." came Kurama's calm voice in Yoko's head, making him groan again from the sound.

"Shut up. It's not funny. When'd you wake back up?" Yoko asked as he rolled over, out of the bed and onto the floor, before heading to shut window.

"Sometime during you drinking adventure at the strip club."

'Oh, so you woke up for the good part. Look I have a splitting headache, so why don't you just take back over and let me have a nap?' Yoko asked as he laid back down.

"Well, I do have school so that sounds perfect."

Yoko quickly lifted his energy to change forms. Once back into Kurama's head Yoko quickly added, "Oh, and could you give Yoshihito back his student id, thanks."

"Wait, what? Who's Yoshihito? ...Hey answer me….Yoko?!" Kurama cried.

"Morning Mother." Kurama said as he came down the stairs and into the kitchen.

"Shuuichi, your home. Where were you yesterday? Your friend, Yoko, came over yesterday to visit you and you weren't here to greet him, let alone spend the day with him like you promised." Shiori scolded as she turned away from the stove where she was making breakfast.

'What is she talking about Yoko?' Kurama asked in a panicked tone.

'Oh, yeah I hung out with your Mom yesterday. Told her your friend had an emergency or something, I can't remember. Now piss off, I have a headache.' Yoko replied in snappy tone.

"I'm sorry you had to entertain Yoko all day yesterday Mother. Hiei called with an emergency and I couldn't just turn him down." Kurama 'explained' as he sat down at the table. "I called Yoko and told him that I wouldn't be here, so I didn't think he would just show up."

Shiori set a plate with eggs and bacon in front of Kurama as she replied, "Well, as long as you were helping a friend. But, how did you know that I spent the day with Yoko? I just said he came by."

"Oh, I ran into him on my why home last night. We chatted awhile before he went on his way." Kurama explained.

"Right, well hurry up with your breakfast and I'll drop you off at school." Shiori said as she put some dishes in the sink to wash later.

"You don't have to mother. I can walk." Kurama said before taking a bite of his bacon.

"Nonsense, it's on the way to the market anyway." Shiori insisted, as she sat at the table as well to eat her breakfast.

"Yes, Mother."

Kurama's day at school was as uneventful as any other day at school. That is until just after lunch when he heard some upper classman talking about their weekend.

"…Yeah I totally got some over the weekend." One said.

"Whatever. These's no way some girl would sleep with you, Yoshihito." another replied.

"Oh, that little liar! Hey Kurama, that's the guy you need to give the id back to… I have an idea, repeat after me…"

"Excuse me, Yoshihito?" Kurama interrupted politely.

"Yeah, what?" Yoshihito replied.

"My cousin wanted me to give this to you." Kurama said as he held out the wallet and school id. "And he wanted me to that you're the worst lay he's ever had and you should get some practice as some others guys uke. Then he might give you another try." After finishing with his little speak, Kurama turned and walked away like nothing happened.

Behind him he heard the Yoshihito's friends snicker and laugh as they made comments on his 'great lay' over the weekend.

"That's right, you claim to top me and you'll get what's coming. Bitch…'

Sighing Kurama commented, 'You have very strange taste in men…'

End

Well, that's all there is to this one. Sorry it took so long to put out. I've been reading a lot lately, and I know that's not an excuse but whatever. I've already started on my next story, a Naruto one, so hopely that one will out soon. So till next time, BYE!!