A/n: …and here's a new chapter again! Thank you all for the reviews!

To Creature of a Habit: Heh, maybe I'm making her a bit…TOO cute. I mean, she IS an Anti fairy, after all…shouldn't she be a bit more evil? Aw, I don't know…It's just because people on FanFiction and Deviantart always seem to be so mean towards Anti Wanda. That's not fair, I think! So that's why I'm making him a bit mean and insecure. Then other people can see how he can be. He's not only a cute counterpart of Cosmo, after all! Although he indeed is cute, heh. Hey, thank you very much for your review! (grins)

To Spiritual Magic: Wow, sounds like problems: falling in love with a man your friend likes too…horrible! That indeed is a bit different than the situation between Anti Foxy and Anti Wanda. I wish you good luck with your crush and your friend…hopefully everything will be alright. (hugs you)

To marlee: I believe you really love this whole mushiness, right! Lol! So do I! I'm so glad you like the closeness I put in my story…although I do think that I overdo it sometimes, heh…anyway, nice you like it! (smiles smiles smiles)

To dl-sPirit: …so…Anti Cosmo had to revive you because you were fainted. You are so lucky then! (giggles) Hm…why were you fainted? Is the weirdness getting too much for you? I can understand that, heh! Just give me a sign if it's getting way too…MUCH for you. Then I know what to do!...um…I think, lol.


Between Anti Cosmo and Anti Foxy was a profound silent. A really deep one. A really choking one. Horrible.

'…so…you're ditching me for your wife.' Anti Foxy slowly realized, sighting quivering.

Anti Cosmo shook his head. '…I'm ditching nobody, Anti Foxy. I'm only saying I'm going on a short holiday with Anti Wanda, nothing more. Don't you understand I want to know her a bit better?... I'm living with her for 10 000 years, and I don't even know her! Sure, I know her bad sites…but she has good ones too…'

He saw Anti Foxy was trying hard to prevent herself from bursting out in tears, and he stammered: '…you know…you deserve a better guy than me. I mean, I'm not as loyal as you might think I am. Go and ask Anti Wanda, if you don't believe me.'

'I'm…I'm in love with you, Anti Cosmo! I'm crazy about you!' Anti Foxy sobbed. She couldn't stop her tears, and started crying '…I…I thought you were in love with me too! Just as in love with me as I am with you! I can't believe you're not feeling the same thing for me…'

'…oh, but I did feel the same for you!' Anti Cosmo honestly said, patting on her back again in a nerdy way to comfort her, '…but…I've known you for so many years…I think the fire between us has been put out a bit…'

She sniffed. '…and Anti Wanda, then? You've known her for a longer time than you know me! Is the "fire" between the two of you still not put out?'

'…I suppose not, Anti Foxy…I felt feelings for her on our marriage…and I still feel them now. Besides, there never WAS a fire between Anti Wanda and me. Rather a giant wall, if you ask me…' Anti Cosmo muttered softly, and didn't have the gut to look her in the eyes.

'Oh, drop dead with you stupid fire!' Anti Foxy shot up from the couch, 'you're a jerk, Anti Cosmo! A big, pathetic jerk! I…I…HATE you on moments like this! I MEAN IT!'

She slapped him right into his face, panting hysterically. 'HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!' she cried, 'HOW COULD YOU!'

A small, red print of a hand showed up on Anti Cosmo's cheek, and he stared completely bewildered at his mistress. '…I…understand your fury and sadness…but maybe we at least can be friends?...ouch, that HURT, by the way!'

He wanted to rub over his cheek, but Anti Foxy grabbed him by his collar, pulling his face very close to hers. She was still wheezing, he heard.

'…oh, but our relation isn't over yet, honey…Sure, it felt good to smack you across the face, but I'm not going to let Anti Wanda take you away from me! What has she got what I don't have! TEETH?' Anti Foxy hissed in a deep voice.

Anti Cosmo hesitated. 'Well…- '

'DON'T ANSWER THAT! That was a rhetorical question! Then you just shut up!' his mistress snarled at him, and let go of him, '…but okay…if your precious wife wants to fight for you…OKAY THEN! In that case, I'm gonna smack her face in! OUT OF MY WAY!'

She pushed him aside. 'Hey! What are you going to do?' Anti Cosmo stammered, and followed her. Anti Foxy flew up the stairs in the speed of light, and didn't answer him.

After a while, they reached Anti Wanda room, and Anti Foxy slammed open the door. Just like boom!

'…whoa! That newest alarm of mine sure makes some noise! Hyuk!...' Anti Wanda yawned, a bit sleepy, but immediately sat up when she saw Anti Foxy marching in. 'Okay you witch, you want him? COME AND GET HIM!' the mistress snapped, gasping for breathe.

Anti Wanda blinked with her eyes, a few times. But then she seemed to get the message, happily jumped out of her bed, and flew to her rival. She held her hands up. '…oh, I waited this fer such a long time! Okay, here I am! Give it to me!'

Anti Foxy forgot her anger for a moment and stared at Anti Wanda. '…what are you saying! Do you even understand what I mean, you chicken brain!'

'Sure! Yer talkin' about that present ya have fer me!' Anti Wanda giggled.

'Present? What present!'

'Y'know, that present yer gonna give me because ya've screwed my husband fer …a very long time! I…well, that wasn't so nice of ya…but since yer saying ya have got something fer me, I'll forgive ya! At least, if ya hand over that present to me and get yer mean ass out of here!'

WHAT THE HELL!

…the funniest thing was, that Anti Wanda didn't even want to insult Anti Foxy. She just said it the way she felt! She looked at Anti Foxy very innocently, with her big, pink eyes, curiously hopping up and down: Anti Foxy took her time to give her that present…

'…why you evil little…' Anti Foxy growled, but Anti Wanda didn't even had the chance to listen to her: she saw Anti Cosmo had come in of her room as well, and waved happily to him: '…hiya, hon!'

That was the last straw for Anti Foxy. Not only because Anti Wanda seemed to be so… inaccessible and childish, but also because Anti Cosmo stupidly waved back at her! That made her blood boil! She couldn't take it anymore!

In a swift move, she lashed out at Anti Wanda, and pounded her on top of her face, right against her huge teeth. A sharp pain shot through Anti Wanda, who didn't see it coming.

Anti Wanda became as white as a sheet when she realized Anti Foxy had hurt her bad, really bad…She put her hands in front of her teeth in shock, quivering terribly. Her heart beat as fast as a train, as she felt she even was bleeding.

'…why…what did I do?...Why did ya…'

It seemed like she was about to pass out, and Anti Cosmo, who had watched all this and didn't know Anti Foxy would indeed hit Anti Wanda, quickly flew her way and hold on to her in case she would really faint.

He was perplexed! Who had known that she would really… Anti Cosmo stared at Anti Foxy, squeezing his eyes until they almost were shut. He felt Anti Wanda was hanging in his arms like a limp doll, and slowly put her on her bed. Apparently she really had fainted.

'…you DO realize I've got to kick you out of the house now, DON'T you!' he hissed at his mistress, which was as surprised as he. '…oh my God, I…I didn't really want to…'

'…shut up. Please shut up.' Anti Cosmo grabbed her upper arm, and tugged her with him. He forced her to fly with him, off stairs, '…out you go. What were you thinking! I thought you were making some sort of sick joke, when you said you would…ugh, you are out of your mind, almost giving my wife a heart attack like that!'

Anti Cosmo opened the front door of his house, and pushed Anti Foxy outside. It was raining, but he didn't care. He felt terribly guilty towards Anti Wanda… Why didn't he intervene when he had the chance to! Then he had prevented his mistress to slap his wife! The poor thing…

'…hey! You can't just leave me here in the rain!' Anti Foxy shouted angrily, trying to get inside again. 'Just watch me then.' Anti Cosmo dryly remarked, and slammed the door in her face. Much better.

'I'm not finished with you! I swear I'll be back!' he heard Anti Foxy yell. But he didn't pay attention to her, and went upstairs again. Hopefully Anti Wanda was already recovered a bit from that smack…

Once he was back on his wife's room, he saw she was still on her bed. She sat upright and sobbed a bit. Anti Cosmo felt sorry for her. He carefully approached her, and flopped next to her.

'…Are you okay, poppet?...or does it still hurt...' he asked her softly. '…she…she hit me…' Anti Wanda whined, looking a bit insecure at him, '…but…sorry I was so mean to Anti Foxy…I guess I sorta deserved that slap…'

Anti Cosmo frowned, and shook his head. '…no no, it wasn't your fault, Anti Wanda!... You were right!... This is my entire fault. I'm…I'm so terribly sorry, Anti Wanda…I should have never hurt you so much by cheating on you…'

'…ya finally realize it, don't ya…' Anti Wanda mumbled, rubbing her hands because they were cold, '…what took ya so long…'

'…I don't know…you always seemed to be so jolly and happy, I…never knew you loved me…and that it hurt you to see me flirting with other girls…' Anti Cosmo stammered. It was true; he never knew she had felt so horrible when he was hanging around with other ladies…

He saw she was bleeding, and turned her head his way. '…oh dear, you're bleeding…Did she hit a tooth out of your mouth or something? Let me see…'

In spite of her pain, Anti Wanda managed to smile a bit. '…no, my teeth are still in!...I think my lip is bleeding. Ya…dun't have to watch, it isn't that bad…'

Anti Cosmo saw she wasn't over it yet. Nobody had ever hit her…well, okay, they DID hit her, in the past…but not since she was married with him. That sort of protected her…

'…I won't hurt you. I promise I won't. Please let me try to help you.' Anti Cosmo looked at her with a pleading look on his face, and Anti Wanda chuckled weakly. '…okay then…'

'…thank you. Well, let's see…yes, the upper part of your lip indeed is bleeding…' He softly lifted her head a bit. Anti Wanda blushed shyly when he was so close to her, but she didn't say a word. '…it looks like it's really painful for you, isn't it?...well, I can fix that for you…Just wait, I'll be right back!'

He let go of her, and flew out of the room again. Anti Wanda watched him go. Wow, he suddenly was so concerned about her, and he acted so sweet!... It felt fantastic to let him take care of her. If only her lip didn't hurt so much, it would be perfect…She sighted softly.

Her heart jumped up when Anti Cosmo came back in her room, with a wet face cloth. '…here I am again. How is your lip doing?' he greeted her while sitting down next to her. Anti Wanda shrugged. '…it's doing ouch, I think!...'

When she noticed he was planning to put that wash cloth on her lip, she drew back. '…no! That's gonna be even more ouch!'

'…I know, but it's just for a short while, Anti Wanda. Come on, I won't hurt you…' Anti Cosmo assured her, smiling a bit. Anti Wanda hesitated. '…okay, I'll come…but only if ya do something for me.'

'What, ditching Anti Foxy?' Anti Cosmo chuckled, '…don't worry…I'm not planning to ever see her again, after she has hurt you so bad…'

'…oh…that's nice! But no, it's something else!...' Anti Wanda said, '…ya have to call me poppet again…Ya gave me a pet name, so…well…I'd like to hear that…nobody ever gave me a nickname like that…'

'…well, that's a shame…' Anti Cosmo said, beckoning her to come, '…in that case it's about time somebody gives you a pet name, poppet.'

Anti Wanda giggled, coming back to him. Anti Cosmo was satisfied with that, and softly dabbed her hurt lip once she sat in front of him. He saw that it was painful for her, so lifted his hand and stroke comfortingly over her cheek. '…you're doing great. Just hang on, I'm almost done…'

Anti Wanda smiled carefully. 'Oh no, go on!...I mean, it really hurts...only a little bit, but…it's nice to…have you so close by me. I love gazing in yer eyes, y'know that?...'

'….yes. Yes, I know you know…' Anti Cosmo answered quietly, finally putting the face cloth away, '…there. Much better, right?...'

Anti Wanda nodded. She suddenly approached him a bit more, and rubbed her nose tenderly against his nose, trying to…well, flirt with him, or at least to weaken his anti- Anti Wanda system. And since he started to blush terribly and didn't try to shove her away, she thought she had actually success with it for the first time in her life.

…why are you so sweet to me…?' Anti Cosmo stammered, while Anti Wanda shyly drew back. She shrugged. '…Dunno…what does my lip look like?'

Anti Cosmo saw she drew back, and had taken her hand…just for softly pulling her back to him. '…well…I…don't know…right, maybe if I just…come a bit closer, I…'

'…oh, sure, come closer if ya wanna!...' Anti Wanda nodded excitedly. Wow! That would be one rare moment! He wanted to be close to her!...

Anti Cosmo came real close now she had given him her consent. He just shoved his body softly against hers, and raised his other, quivering hand, '…I…I think I might know something to make you…feel better a bit…at least, I sure hope so…'

Anti Wanda saw he was trying to say what he wanted to say her, and she also saw that wasn't that easy or him. She frowned, but started to blush when she felt he placed his hand on her waist, carefully wrapping it around her. …look, if you think…I'm getting too…' he stuttered.

But Anti Wanda slowly shook her head, shivered when she raised her hands too, and felt a bit strange when she grabbed his face. Her hands were very cold, but that really didn't matter that much since his face was almost looked like it was set on fire by his bashfulness.

Although he felt just as strange as his wife, Anti Cosmo smiled friendly at her, still stroking a bit over her face. Anti Wanda's eyes were huge, she didn't know what was going to happen next. Sure, she hoped for something, but that didn't mean that was going to happen too…

He tenderly kissed her on her forehead again. Anti Wanda immediately began to giggle hysterically (like, aw, he did it again!), but he didn't give her much time to laugh. He suddenly pressed his lips lovingly against hers.

It was a bit difficult for Anti Wanda to chuckle or giggle when her husband kissed her, but the feelings of unlimited happiness and joy sure were jumping up and down inside of her like a bunch of maniacs! The feelings always had been there when he was with her, but now she felt how longingly he held on to her, how carefully he gave her some tender kisses…

…well, to make a long story short, she felt one hell of an explosion!

And she liked it. Oh yes, she really liked it…


A/n: …hum. So, what did you think? Tell me! Tell me more, tell me more! (Grease! Seen that move almost a billion times!) 'Till next chapter!