"Hidan, what are you staring at?" Kakuzu asked, walking up to the immortal.
"Chocolate…," was all he muttered.
Kakuzu looked through a window of the store, seeing shelves and barrels of candy. The checkout counter was also displaying several different fudges from around the world.
"You want to waste your money on these tooth-rotting sweets? You don't need candy!"
"Did Kakuzu-san say 'candy'?"
"Dammit."
Tobi (who had healed from his previous injuries) ran up to Kakuzu, poking his arm.
"I want candy, but I don't have any money. Can I borrow some?"
"No!"
"Aw, but Tobi's a good boy!"
"Come on Kakuzu, lend him some cash."
The rest of the Akatsuki walked to the store, joining the three.
"But Leader-sama, this is my own bounty reward. It's not to be wasted on some retard ninja who speaks in third person ninety five percent of the time!"
"I don't care, Kakuzu."
Kakuzu growled.
"You two are very lucky," he said, handing them each twenty ryo.
Just as he was about to enter the store, Hidan grabbed his prayer beads.
"Thank you Jashin-sama for this grateful sacrifice."
With that, an angered Kakuzu entered the shop.
Tobi smiled as he shoveled Gummi Bears into a plastic bag. Deidara stood next to him, scooping four loads of candy Lego blocks into his bag.
Kakuzu stood by the register, tapping his foot. He was losing his patience.
The cashier smiled at him and spoke up.
"Sir, can I get you anything?"
"No, I'm fine."
"Well, how about some complimentary fudge?"
"Is it free?"
"Yes."
"Alright, give me half a block."
The man cut off a small, but wide piece of chocolate fudge. He handed it to Kakuzu who quickly downed the dessert.
"Was it good?"
"Yes."
"Excellent. That'll be five ryo."
Kakuzu choked.
"You told me it was free!"
"Yeah, but I never confirmed it."
"You pompous ass!"
Kakuzu reached out to the man with his tentacles and strangled the man until he was dead. He then proceeded to raid the register and steal whatever money there was, which was a lot.
"I would run now!" He called to the others.
Pein looked over and saw the dead man.
"Damn you Kakuzu! Everyone, back to your rooms!"
They all ran like the wind back up stairs.
Back in the shop, a young man walked through the doorway and into the ravaged store.
"Um, hello?"
I know this was short, but that's the way it'll be until the end. I ran out of ideas when writing it. I hope you don't mind.
Please review to make me happy.
