Okay, this chapter was a little difficult since it involved genderbending the premise of stalking and blackmailing Kurumu, but here you go.

Enjoy


Once again, Tsuki Aono looked out the window of her clubroom as she sat at her desk; outside, a bunch of heavy clouds floated below the sky. What was she thinking about this time?


Kōmura Nazo says:

Read the original manga to find out. WHEE!


"What's wrong, Tsuki? Ya spacing out?" asked Mako, startling the human girl to snap back to reality. "We're only two away before our newspaper get printed, you know."

"Sorry," said Tsuki, "my mind was sort of elsewhere."

"It's cool," said Mako. "You're probably just stressing out because the deadline of Ishigami-sensei is happening right after your birthday."

"Man, this is bullshit!" Kumaru complained as he began stretching his arms. "We're supposed to be having fun on Saturdays, NOT working on newspapers."

"I agree," laughed Yukinari from across Kumaru. "We're like a bunch of manga authors being chased by a stupid deadline...and not even getting paid~desu!"

"QUIT COMPLAINING, YA BABIES!" yelled Gina from the main desk. "Newspapers are just like manga; it has strict adherence to deadlines. The incident of Ishigami-sensei was supposed to be issued on Thursday." She turned a page of her yaoi-magazine that she was reading. "Save your sob stories until AFTER the deadline is met."

"HEY! How about instead of looking at dirty boys in your magazine, you come HELP US MEET OUR DEADLINE!" Mako shouted in irritation.

"Never mind her, Mako-san," snorted Yukinari. "She's just letting everything go to her head like a dumb newspaper editor~desu."

"I'M not complaining!" Kumaru yelled as he tackled Tsuki and began playing with her breasts once again. "As long as Tsuki's right by my side, I'd do anything just to be with her!"

"KUMARU-KUN!" Mako yelled as he pulled the incubus boy away and glared into his eyes. "QUIT IT!"

"NO!" Kumaru snapped back. "YOU QUIT IT!"


Kōmura Nazo says:

Looks like another quarrel is about to begin. WHEE!


*SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP*

"Oh, my beloved Kumaru-kun. Just you wait, my love. Soon, you'll finally be mine."


"Hey, everybody," Mr. Nekonome said as he entered the clubroom while carrying a plastic. "I brought some snacks." He handed the bag to Tsuki, who bowed in appreciation.

But when Tsuki opened the bag, her joyful expression became grossed-out. "Uh, sensei, this is a raw salmon."

"I know," Mr. Nekonome said with a smile. "And they're very delicious that way~rawr."


Kōmura Nazo says:

Looks like Nekonome-sensei loves buying fish. WHEE!


"Oh, by the way, Kumaru-kun," Mr. Nekonome said as he handed an envelope to Kumaru, "this is for you."

"Oh, thanks, Nekonome-sensei." Kumaru took the envelope and observed everything about it from inside and outside...and the incubus boy's face soon became burning red hot; so hot that Mako quickly noticed this strange behavior.

"Kumaru-kun? Are you okay?" the vampire boy asked.

"I-I-I'll be right back!" said Kumaru frantically as he pushed his envelope into a toolbox. "I got some things to do. BYE!" He quickly zoomed out the door, getting Mako to look at him in concern.


Kumaru arrived at a very terrifying-looking tree. "This must be the place." He looked around, but only saw a sign that read:

Yōkai Academy Landmark MONSTER TREE

"So you got my letter, DIDN'T you, Kurono Kumaru-kun?"

Kumaru looked up and saw a female student with the front of her hair hanging over her eyes.

"Who the hell are you?" the aqua-haired boy demanded. "WHAT do you want? And HOW do you know my name?"

The girl leapt off and landed on the ground. Kumaru noticed that the girl's face was really sweaty and/or slimy, causing the incubus boy to back away a bit.

"My name is Kano Nagisa," the girl whispered, "and I've been WATCHING you since school began. And now that we finally meet, may I take some pictures of you, Kumaru-kun?"

"No thanks, weirdo," Kumaru scoffed as he began to walk away.

"HOLD UP!" Nagisa leapt at Kumaru, embracing him from the back and even pushing up her funbags against his back. "Remember that letter I sent you? And everything else IN it?" Nagisa whispered into Kumaru's ear. "We wouldn't want anybody else in the school seeing them now, would we?"

Kumaru nervously blushed in terror. "You WOULDN'T!"

"I WOULD!"

"...ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! What do you want?"

"YOU...to go on a date with me!"


"It's been three hours now," said Mako back at the clubroom, "and Kumaru-kun hasn't returned yet. I wonder if he's having any problems."

"Forget about THAT sadist. Now there's one obstacle left in my love for Tsuki-san," said Yukinari.

"Don't you think you're being a little harsh?" asked Mako.

"What does Kumaru think of the Newspaper Club?" asked Tsuki. "I mean, he only joined because he wanted to be with me. And because he was jealous of Mako-san." She looked down as the room became silent.

"That's weird," thought Mr. Nekonome. "They don't seem to be as close as I thought, and just when I was thinking they were getting along so well."

"Maybe Kumaru-kun doesn't THINK of us as friends," suggested the concerned vampire boy. "I mean, leaving at such a busy time..."

"Oh, come on, Mako-san! Maybe Kumaru-kun had some important to do," laughed Tsuki.


"WHAT KIND OF DATE IS THIS?!" Kumaru screamed in embarrassment. "Why the hell do I have to wear GYM SHORTS?! Let alone GIRLS' gym shorts?"

*SPLAT*

Blood began shooting out of Nagisa's nostrils. "You look PERFECT in girls' clothing! Especially for my mock-photoshoot."

"PHOTOSHOOT?!" the aqua-haired boy exclaimed. "OH HELL NO! THERE'S NO WAY I'LL BE INVOLVED IN YOUR DUMBASS PHOTOSHOOT, YOU SKANKY MOTHER—"

"Uh, uh, uhh! Need I remind you why you're doing this?"

"…" Kumaru looked down at the ground for a couple seconds and then began posing.

*SNAP*

Nagisa took the opportunity to snap photos with her camera. "Oh yeah, baby!"


Then Kumaru had to wear a maid outfit...

*SNAP* *SNAP*

"Looking good!"


...then a female swimsuit...

*SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP*

"This is so amazing!"


...an apron...

*SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP*

"OH MY GOD! A BOY WEARING THE LEGENDARY..."


...an almost-plain long-sleeved white polo shirt with a red bow tie, plus a pale yellow colored vest and a miniskirt that looks exactly like the school's uniform skirt, as well as a white baggy seifuku sailor fuku schoolgirl uniform, socks, and plain black dress shoes (Kurumu's outfit from the anime)...

*SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP* *SNAP*

"This is my favorite outfit on you!"


(9 Outfits Later)

"Man! I thought she'd NEVER let me go! This was the most EMBARRASSING day of my life! Even as an incubus!" Kumaru thought as he arrived at the newspaper clubroom. "I could've just used my love charm to get that pussy to back off, but I promised Tsuki-chan I wouldn't charm anyone anymore. What am I supposed to do? I just hope no one's the least bit angry." He opened the door and—

*BUMP*

—bumped into his club members as they were preparing to leave; the club members glared at the incubus boy in disappointment.

"Oh shit! They're PISSED!" thought Kumaru.

"Oh, hey, Kumaru-kun," said Tsuki in disgust. "We just finished up work for the day, so go on home."

"I-I-I can explain!" said Kumaru quickly. "I-It turned out that it t-t-took longer than—"

But the rest of the club just walked passed him, leaving the poor incubus alone in the clubroom.


Kōmura Nazo says:

Too late! WHEE!


Devastated, Kumaru slumped into a chair and covered his eyes with the palms of his hand as he placed his arms on the table and sighed. "This is the worst day of my life...and that's coming from a horny incubus. My only job when I first entered Yōkai Academy was to entrance every single lady and impregnate every single one of them for the fate of the incubi race. But after that beating from Mako-san, and being saved by Tsuki-chan, I realized that I never HAD someone who TRULY loved me. And then I finally made friends...and even found true love...and yet I let them all down on a very important day...just to protect my goddamn dignity! Maybe...Maybe I should just stay away from them." But then he sprung up in anger. "NO! I'm not THAT pathetic! I need to apologize to them, and I'm sure they'll"

*BOING*

Suddenly, a pair of soft squishy things pushed up against his back.

"Hi, Kumaru-kun~!"

Kumaru looked behind and saw Nagisa embracing him from behind.

"YOU AGAIN?! LEMME GO!" Kumaru wiggled around until she finally broke free of the slimy stalker, only to feel some green slime on the back of his leather jacket. "What are YOU doing here, Nagisa-chan?"

"Oh, nothing..." claimed Nagisa. "I was just walking by your clubroom and saw you feeling sad and alone, so I though I'd make you feel better."

"No thanks!" thundered Kumaru as she headed to the door. "I've already spent a day with you, you slimy bitch!"

"...WHAT did you just call me?!" Nagisa gasped in shock.

"A 'SLIMY...BITCH'! I'M done, so PISS OFF!"

*SLAM*

Kumaru slammed the door, leaving Nagisa alone and heartbroken as waterfalls of tears fell down her cheeks. Then Nagisa noticed some stuff on the table. As she picked it up and looked at it, she smiled sinisterly and whispered, "A half-finished newspaper, eh? Excellent..."


"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! THE DRAFTS! THEY'RE GONE!" cried Tsuki the next morning.

"WHAT?!" gasped Mako and Yukinari.

"Somebody must've STOLEN them~desu!" cried Yukinari.

"We don't have enough to do it all over again!" added Mako. "Or catch the thief!"

"OH NO!" cried Yukinari at the computer. "The backup disks are gone as well!"

"What's going on?" Kumaru asked as he entered the clubroom; this time, Kumaru was wearing yellow t-shirt, which showed his chest ridges considering how small the shirt was, since his leather jacket was being washed.

"Somebody stole our newspapers! And our backup files!" cried Yukinari.

"WHAT?!" gasped the incubus boy.

"Ugh, and there's some green slime on the keyboard," Yukinari added.

"Green slime?" Kumaru gave out an angry expression. "Oh, you are SO going down, Nagisa-CHUMP!" He darted for the door to—

"WAIT!" Mako called out, stopping Kumaru under the door archway. "You can't just leave right now, Kumaru-kun!"

"I got personal business to deal with," claimed Kumaru as he began cracking his knuckles.

"'Personal business'?!" exclaimed Mako in a fierce and irritated tone. "At a time like this?! What is WRONG with you? Why do you keep leaving when your entire club NEEDS you the most? Don't you care about my feelings? Or Tsuki's? Or Yukinari-san's?"

Kumaru widened his eyes and some tears began rolling down his cheek as he hung his head. "Of COURSE I do," he croaked. "But like I said, it's MY business. Not YOURS! I'm sorry, everyone."

"No you're not, you stupid jerk! If you walk out this classroom," the pink-haired vampire boy hissed, "then you can NEVER come back! NEVER!"

"Never?" gasped Kumaru.

"EVER!" Mako screamed in an extremely loud tone.

"!" The poor incubus boy began crying harder, but then turned back to Mako with anger in his eyes, screaming, "YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! IF YOU'RE TOO ANGRY CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW, THEN GOOD RIDDANCE, YOU BLOODSUCKING ASSHOLE! AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO EVERYONE ELSE!"

*SLAM*

And so, Kumaru slammed the door and stormed off.


Kōmura Nazo says:

YIKES! THAT was HARSH! WHEE!


Mako just stood still in shock, thinking about what he just said. And what he just heard. He turned back and saw Tsuki and Yukinari looking at him uncomfortably.


"WHERE ARE YOU?!" Kumaru screamed as he arrived at the monster tree where he first met Nagisa.

"I knew you'd come."

Kumaru looked up and saw the slimy girl sitting atop a tree branch.

"HAND THEM OVER, YOU SLIME!" Kumaru ordered.

"Reffering to THESE?" Nagisa said snidely as she held out the newspaper and backup disk so that her "lover" could see.

"Give them back! They belong to my friends!"

"Why?" Nagisa pulled out a lighter and had a grin on her face. "To be honest, this newspaper kinda sucks and I was thinking of BURNING it. Unless—"

"SO WHAT?!"

Nagisa was quickly caught off guard; she didn't expect to hear him say something like that.

"Like I said," thundered Kumaru, "those papers are very important to my friends, or should I say FORMER friends no thanks to you! And if YOU do ANYTHING to them, I'LL KILL YOU!"

"You!?" laughed the slimy girl on the tree. "Kill ME?!" Two appendages began growing from her neck. "I think you're forgotten that I'm a MONSTER just like you. And I've had ENOUGH of you shit! Now I have NO CHOICE..."


*CREEK*

"I'm sorry, guys," Tsuki said as she got up from her chair under the table where she, Mako, and Yukinari worked on the newspapers. "I need to find Kumaru-kun."

"No, Tsuki!" Mako got up and pushed Tsuki back. "We don't have time to search for Kumaru-kun; we have a deadline to meet. Besides, Kumaru-kun abandoned us."

"IT DOESN'T MATTER!" yelled Tsuki. "Kumaru-kun helped create the Newspaper Club with us. Without him, this club is incomplete! Besides, I'm sure there's a reason he keeps acting this way." And so she rushed for the door...but stopped all of a sudden as she passed the toolbox. She looked at saw a couple photo pictures. Curious, she took to looked at them...

*SPLAT*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Blood shot out of her nose and forced her to the ground, dropping the pictures in the process.

Mako and Yukinari picked up the pictures to look at them as well, confused about how they made Tsuki lose blood.

"Tsuki, it's just some naked pictures of Kumaru," said Mako.

"Yeah, and they're mostly showing his ass~desu," said Yukinari

"...…..…...GINA!" they both suddenly in anger and realization.

"Yeah?" Gina asked as she entered the—

*BAM*

"AHH!"

*BAM* *BAM*

"OW!"

*BAM* *BAM* *BAM*

"WHAT'S GOI—"


Kōmura Nazo says:

Of course! They're gonna blame it on the perverted girl first. WHEE!


*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*

"YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Mako screamed as he began beating up the sexy werewolf girl.

*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*

"YEAH! THERE'S SPYING ON BOYS!" Yukinari screamed as he did the same thing. "THERE'S TAKING NUDE PICTURES! AND THEN THERE'S USING THEM AS BLACKMAIL! THAT'S THE—"

"WAIT!" Tsuki cried as she got up and held her blood-dripping nose. "It's not Gina!"

The two boys finally stopped beating up Gina and turned to Tsuki in confusion.

"There's a letter in the envelope these pictures came from!" added Tsuki. She took the letter out and showed it to the boys. The letter read:

Unless you meet me at the Yōkai Academy Landmark MONSTER TREE in one hour, these pictures will be the headline of your first newspaper.

Sincerely,
Your One True Love


*BAM*

Kumaru was thrown against the gym storeroom building by an alien-like hand.

"W-What's going on?!" Kumaru thought. "I can barely move! Why the hell is my BODY weakening?!"

"What's wrong?" laughed Nagisa. "Why aren't you resisting?"

Kumaru looked up and Nagisa and noticed some gas spraying out the appendages.

"I gotta get outta here!" Summoning what was left of his strength, Kumaru stood up and rushed into the gym storeroom as he tried to not inhale anymore poisonous gas.

*SLAM*

Kumaru rested against the door as he extended his nails. "I've had ENOUGH of this slimy slut," he said to himself. "Time to teach her a lesson!"

"So you figured it out, eh?"

"WHOA!" Kumaru jumped back as he saw Nagisa sliding through the bottom of the door; only this time, she looked melted and had slug eyes. "What the hell ARE you?"

"What AM I? I'm what you'd call a madslug. I can slide through the smallest of cracks. And to be honest, I've sorta did this thing to many other boys before."

"OTHER BOYS?! How MANY?!"

"Honestly, I lost count," Nagisa said as she stood up, showing her entire slug body. "But you, Kumaru-kun, will be the GREATEST OF ALL!"


Bite Sized Monster Dictionary:

Madslug
A slug monster that enjoys wet places. It likes being a bather, and is often found in swamps and wetlands enjoying scaring humans who come nearby. They eat rotten food and make poison gas with the body. When scared, they use the gas as an attack.


Nagisa grew bigger as she inched closer and closer, ready to take him for herself. "Time for some fun, Kumaru-kun!"

Kumaru tried to get up, but Nagisa sprayed more gas at him, paralyzing him even more. "DAMMIT! I don't have any strength to fight back. I can't win!" thought the weakened incubus boy. "NO! I HAVE to win! I need to get the drafts back, or they'll accept me again!"

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

"KUMARU-KUN!"

"ARE YOU IN THERE?!"

Kumaru and Nagisa became shocked at the voices and Tsuki and Mako, respectively, from behind the storeroom door.

"We found the pictures and figured out what was going on!" Tsuki screamed from outside.

"Kumaru-kun...I'm sorry! I'm sorry for not understanding what you were trying to do!" cried Mako. "I just got angry because I believed you still HATED me, especially since you thought I kept getting in the way you and Tsuki. But I realize now...YOU'RE JUST AS IMPORTANT TO ME AS TSUKI...AND TO THE CLUB!"

*CLICK* *CREEK*

"WHAT THE—" gasped Mako.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Tsuki.

Nagisa burst thorugh the door. "AHHHHH! Mako-san! I was gonna save you for later, but now that you've arrived...TWICE THE HUNKS! TWICE THE FUN!" She leapt at Mako, knocking Tsuki aside and pinning Mako to the ground.

*SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF*

Nagisa then began sniffing at Mako, picking up a very bizzare scent from him. "HMMM! You smell sooooooooooo good! Almost like you came in contact with a...a HUMAN...who might be closer than I THINK!"

Mako's eyes widened in shock, while also finding himself paralyzed. "W-What's going on?! I can't move!"

"I feel weak!" Tsuki thought as she felt the same thing. "Like my energy's draining from my body!"

"But no matter," continued the slme girl. "Uheeheeheehahaha! I'm going to enjoy EATING you alive!"

Struggling to get up, Kumaru saw Nagisa preparing to eat his pink-haired friend. "MAKO! NO!"

*RUMBLE* *RUMBLE* *RUMBLE*

Nagisa suddenly stopped at the mysterious shaking of the ground. "What the hell?!" She looked behind and saw Kumaru standing in between the archway, with a demonic aura around him.

"Get...away...from my...FRIENDS!" Kumaru screamed as his dominic powers awoken.

"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Nagisa was blinded by the light that the aura imbued. When she got her sight back, she saw the tree coming to life. "W-WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Nagisa panicked. ""IS THAT TREE...COMING TO LIFE?!"

Tsuki and Mako became frightened as well as they saw the tree attacking the madslug.

"What the hell?" said the voice from within Mako's Rosario Cross. "Looks like Kumaru's anger awoke his TRUE Incubus powers!"

"True...Incubus...powers...?" whispered Mako.

The vines and roots from the tree suddenly grabbed Nagisa, restraining her and preventing her from escaping. "AHHHHH! I CAN'T MOVE LEMME GO!" Nagisa tried to break free, but to no avail. Then she looked up and saw Kumaru, in his Incubus form, hovering high him with a very cold, murderous look of vengeance in his eyes. "W-W-Wait! Please! Kumaru-kun! Don't!" The slug girl could do nothing but panic as she realized she was doomed.

But Kumaru was too angry to listen. "...I'LL KILL YOU!"

*SLASH*

*SPLAT*

"GWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Kumaru violently sliced Nagisa's neck, spilling out blood as she collapsed in defeat. Finally, Kumaru's predator was defeated...if not DEAD!


Kōmura Nazo says:

This chapter's climactic battle, which was the first to not have the OTHER Mako by the way, took 578 words across 31 paragraphs! WHEE!


All of a sudden, the living tree started disappearing.

"The trees...the roots...the branches...they're all vanishing!" gasped Tsuki.

"What's going on?!" asked Mako.

"You and your BITCHY girlfriend just witnessed an illusion created by Kumaru's magic," explained his Rosario Cross. "It's said that the higher order of Succubi have the ability to inflict mortal wounds upon their opponents with MAGIC. In other words, Kumaru was hiding excessive powers...until now."

Kumaru, returning to normal, landed right next to the (possibly) deceased slug girl nd searched through her clothes; he then pulled out somethings and showed them to his ex-club members. "Mako-san! Tsuki-chan! Look! I found our papers and files!" Kumaru cheered in joy as he handed them out. "And...I'm sorry for constantly ditching you guys. May I please rejoin the Newspaper Club?" Kumaru even bowed to show his sincerity.

"It's okay, Kumaru-kun, and of course you can," said Mako. "But how'd you make that tree come to life?"

"Huh? Oh, that tree? It's nothing," claimed Kumaru. "Just little magic I inherited from my witch mother and...OH SHIT! THE PAPERS ARE DUE TOMORROW!


(Early Monday Morning)

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

*CLICK *CREEK*

"Morning, everybody," Mr. Nekonome said as he entered the Newspaper Club. Unfortunately, all the members were asleep, probably due to working overnight to meet the deadline; Tsuki, Mako, Kumaru, and Yukinari were sleeping on the floor together, while Gine slept at her desk with the finished paper right under her arms.

Nekonome smiled. "You all did great," he said as took the paper and left. "So how about I deliver your papers while you all rest?"

*SNIFF* *SNIFF*

Mako, in his sleep, suddenly began smelling something delicious.

"NNNNN…" Tsuki began waking up as she felt someone sniffing her neck. She turned her head and saw Mako opening his mouth, revealing his vampire fangs, and...

*BITE*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

End


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