Chapter 7 Akatsuki girls

3rd person

The next morning no one awoke until around 2 in the afternoon because they all either had hangovers, fell asleep, or went missing…

Karolin's Pov

When I woke up I noticed that I had a t-shirt on that was more than 5 sizes too big for me, then I noticed I was in a bed unlike yesterday I thought I was on the floor but the last think I remember from yesterday was singing with Tobi and get drunk like never before.. Oh and I member kaja getting wasted during a drinking contest with vodka and itachi ahahah… HOLY SHIT! I think I am bed with someone cause now someone is literally hugging me and pulling me closer… now let me just open my eyes and see who this person is I hope it is kaja cause that would be normal cause she sometimes has night terrors but when I opened my eyes I saw a pair of magenta eyes staring at me in shock and that is when I fell off of on side of the bed and he fell off the other side! And when I fell I ran changed into wolf form and ran like the devil was behind me… and I didn't even know where I was going so I just went to a room and saw something that made me change back and made me drop to the floor in hysteric laughter which was making me suffocate… My best friend Kaja was in the same bed as the sexy uchuia from hell… Itachi!

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I fell on the floor then I noticed that kaja woke up

"HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT ITACHI IS IN THE SAME BED AS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

And she fell out of the bed and ran towards me making sure not to wake up itachi since we both knew that he was a very deep sleeper.

"Kaja we have to run I woke up in hidan's bed with his arms around me and he was staring at me in shock but then also grinning WHAT THAT FUCK IS GOING THE FUCK ON MOTHER FUCKER!"

"NOW WE RUN TO THE NEAREST CAVE AWAY FROM 'THEM'!"

We got our cloaks took some aspirin and kaja stole some dango and I took hidan's scythe so I could protect myself…

Kaja's Pov

All I could remember from yesterday was getting wasted with itachi I never thought that I might end up in the same bed as him… these thoughts and more were crashing through my head as I we were trying to get to the deepest part of the cave… so it took awhile but we managed but when we were in the cave Karolin found a baby panther with crystal like blue eyes that would change color to different reds and greens..

"Awww kaja can we keep her she is so super, super cute and alone! Pretty please kaja!"

Karolin actually begged well that is something new well

"I guess so but you feed it and take care of it and have u seen Munin I hope birds can't get drunk like humans"

"Nope I haven't seen him but the last time I saw Munin was when pain took off through the door with Munin…"

"Ahh I see I think he is probably in good hands with leader Sama…"

After I say this I hear something that went by the lines of I think

"She has to be here I can feel her chakra she must be using it!"

"Hidan you better be sure because in the last cave you found leader sleeping in a pile of shit…"

"Yay well that was leader and not Karolin I need to find her and her friend Kaja"

*Oh shit this will not end well cause Karolin after a hangover has mood swings and gets pissed off easily, is bubbly, and VERY unpredictable… hopefully she isn't horny that would be very bad for Hidan…* as I thought this I tried to push away the last thought cause it was just to outrageous but then again she is unpredictable

"Karolin please tell me that you are not horny?"

"No I just want to get the HELL OUT OF HERE"

"Damit don't yell they'll here us"

"Good now I will make it even more noticeable that we are in here"

And by that she meant charging a fire ball in here hand and sending it down the cave towards the exit

"HOLY FUCKING JASHIN WHO THE HELL IS TRYNG TO GET MY ASS ROASTED! KAROLIN IF THAT IS YOU, YOU'LL BE IN FOR SOMETHING I CAN ASURE YOU OF THAT!"

Karolin's pov

After I shot the fireball I heard Hidan and knew that , that was a bad idea…

"Great now u provoked a FUCKING JASHINIST! IF I GET SACRAFICED BECAUSE OF YOU I WILL KILL YOU IN HELL"

"Calm down I can handle this just follow my lead"

Now I have to show kaja my powers of seduction… man I hope this works cause if it doesn't I am screwed cause I never ever have a backup plan… as we were walking down towards the entrance with little Akumu trailing me and kaja..When we got to the exit we saw two charred cloaks on the floor so I figured that they were in the little pond next to the cave. When I and kaja went to the pond we saw kakuzu counting something and cursing about how much money those cloaks cost. In the pond well walking on the water of the pond rather was a very upset Hidan pacing on the water…then I did something that made kaja fall on the floor of laughter…

"HEY HIDAN!"

This made him loose his concentration and fall into the deep end of the water…

"KAROLIN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR? AND WHY THE FUCK DID U TRY TO GRILL ME AND KUZUZ? AND WHY THE HELL WERE YOU IN MY BED THIS MORNING?"

*there goes Hidan again* while Hidan was ranting about what happened this morning I asked him if he would like to be a Popsicle along with kakuzu?

They answered in unison "Hell No!"

"good then can you please explain why when I woke up you were STARING at me and grinning but you were utterly shocked far from repair?"

"Uh well I was wasted and the last thing I remember was picking you up off of the floor where u were laying with Tobi… then I put u in my bed so you could sleep."

"Ok so nothing happened, like kissing or anything"

Then it hit me the memories of yesterday came flooding back

"HOLY SHIT WHERE IS KONAN I NEED TO DISTROY THAT VIDOE TAPE WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE BASE ASAP BEFORE LEADER SAME OR ANYONE SEE'S THAT VIDOE!"

"Why" asked kaja, Hidan, kakuzu…..