Something slightly Cloti, as they haven't featured much yet in this. please review on it about improvements etc.

Nope, don't own Final Fantasy.

A full list of pairings:

Yuffie-Vincent

Cid-Shera

Cloud-Tifa

Barret-Myrna (His wife who died in corral)

Reno-Whatever hot chick he can lay his hands on (And some he can't)

Elena-Tseng (Gradual, starts with Elena having a crush, builds up later.)

(Cait is still in love with the now deceased vending machine, much like Aeris and Cloud in AC(No, not Air Conditioning, Advent Children))

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Chapter 7: Don't annoy Martial Artists.

Main Characters: Tifa, Cloud, Cid, Shera.

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"I can't help anyone" Cloud moped as they proceeded to where some people were trapped under the wreckage of the Spaceship landing zone

Tifa, you lovestruck fool, just chuck him out on his ass, goodness knows you could do with a rest from the moping. Tifa thought as she followed Cloud, watching as he walked up the surface of the broken timber.

"Yo Cloud! Get over here and use that sword to cut some of this F&£& wreckage away, STAT! Hey, why is your sword so big anyway? Are you, like, overcompensating for your really really sma-" Cid said

"That's enough Cid" Tifa interrupted in a louder tone.

"I'm useless I can't help anyone, never mind that three months ago I kicked the ass of the strongest most evil Super-Villain in the universe and I have a super-sword, I can't help anyone" Cloud whined.

"Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally" Tifa chided

"What? Now Tifa's gone crazy and I can't help anyone" Cloud Moped as he helped cut away the wreckage.

"DILLY-DALLY F&£&£ SHILLY-SHALLY!" Tifa yelled, trying to get it through Cloud's head.

Why on Gaia did you fall for that whiney, depressive bloke, Tifa? And what's he complaining about he couldn't have done ANYTHING to save Aeris, and if he had tried, they would have both died, and then we wouldn't have Emo-Cloud, why-oh-WHY did I show him who he really was? Tifa thought, she was prone to thinking everything, as all Cloud ever responded with was "I can't help anyone. Not my Family, Not my Friends, No-one"

"S&! Is he gonna be like this all F&££ DAY!" Cid yelled, as he helped the people out of the ruins.

"I F&£ BLAME YOU TIFA! IF YOU HADN'T SHOWN HIM WHO HE F& REALLY WAS WE'D STILL HAVE COOL CLOUD WHO THINKS HE'S ZACK BUT F NO! YOU COULDN'T STAND COOL CLOUD! YOU HAD TO GO AND MAKE HIM F£& EMO!" Cid yelled.

"More language like that, and I'll not give you this tea." Shera said stroking the Thermos.

"SHUDDUP WOMAN AND GIVE ME MY TEA!" Cid yelled, Shera "Accidently" dropped it, so it landed on Cloud's head with a CLANG!

"Oopsey." She said, stifling a giggle.

"If that hadn't knocked the F£ Emo unconscious, I'd kill ya right F£( NOW!" Cid Bellowed.

"I'm cool Cloud who's an Ex-SOLDIER and is awesome and can save everyone!" Cloud said before launching up the ramp to save everyone

"No you're not! We already went over this, that's Zack, you're just a depressive who never made it into SOLDIER." Tifa said, and then realised what she had done. Cloud's face became downcast

"I can't help anyone." He said, then walked off

"WHERE THE F£S HE GOING!" Cid yelled, pulling the last hostage from the wreckage and surveying a job well done. They saw Cloud return, wearing a new suit

"Oh, great, he's wearing his Emoness suit" Tifa sighed

"His F& Emoness suit? What F&( Emoness suit?" ci said

"You know, his Advent Children one." Tifa said

"Oh." Cid responded

The wind blew the trees as he lit up a cigarette and smoked it halfway through, he dropped it.

"WHAT THE Fs ADVENT CHILDREN!" Cid yelled

"I... Don't... Know" Tifa said, straining to think of where she had heard "Advent Children" from.

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Author's Note

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