Disclaimer: Ok, I do not and have never owned anyone in the WWE nor the Jackass crew, no matter how much I wish I did.
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Chapter 7: Mr. McMahon:
Glen got to the hotel room he shared with his daughter, to find her sitting on the couch, looking at something on her cell phone.
"What cha doin'?" he asked, making her jump a bit in surprise.
"Texting Bam." She said and she closed her phone.
"I have a meeting with Vince McMahon in a couple minutes, do you wanna come?" Glen asked.
"Who's Vince McMahon?" Rae asked.
"Wow, you don't anything about wrestling, do you?" Glen said with a laugh.
"I know that you're a wrestler, and that the company's name is WWE, which stands for World Wrestling Entertainment… that's about it."
"Vince McMahon is the chairman of the WWE."
"Sure, whatever that means."
Glen laughed and said, "It means that he is the boss, so you wanna go?"
"Sure."
"Alright, let's go."
They went down to the lobby to find Vince sitting at a table with his son, Shane, both men were sipping on mugs of coffee.
"Vince… Shane, meet my daughter, Raven." Glen said when they got to the table.
"Nice to meet you." Rae said, shaking their hands.
When she shook Shane's hand, she noticed him looking her up and down and she got immediately grossed out. She noticed the same with Vince and nearly threw up. After a few more seconds of the two men checking her out, she did throw up a little bit in her mouth.
"Well, I just got a whole new idea." Vince said.
"Uh-oh." Glen said with a laugh.
"Raven, how would you like to be your father's valet?" Vince asked.
"Wait a minute, Vince, I don't want her wrestling." Glen said.
"She won't be, yet. If she wants, I want you to train her Glen." Vince said.
"Wait a minute, dad, she would look stupid doing basically nothing but mat work." Shane pointed out.
"You've got a point, Shane-o-mac…" Vince thought for a moment. "We'll have Jeff train her." Vince declared.
"Wait just a minute, Vince, I don't want him around her." Glen said.
"Well, I want her to learn some high flying moves. Therefore, I want the best highflier on the entire RAW roster, and that would be Jeff. Both you and Jeff will train her." Vince said.
"So, Raven, do you want to be your father's valet, and wrestle against the divas of RAW?" Shane said.
"Uhm, sure…?" Rae said, not really sure.
"Would you be willing to allow Jeff Hardy to train you?" Vince asked.
"Sure...?" She said again, her voice growing more high pitched as she got more and more confused.
"Well than it's settled! She can sign her contract on the night of her wrestling debut. She doesn't have to sign anything to come to the ring with you, Glen." Shane said.
"The two of you will share a locker room, and an outfit will be waiting in your locker room for you to wear, Raven." Vince said, he got up. "I look very forward to seeing you." He said and he and Shane left.
