Akatsuki Kittens
A/N: sorry for long update, I have recently got a job, so it has been harder to update, but I promise I will not stop writing until this story is finished! Please keep reading and checking for updates! And leave a comment at the end (gives me encouragement to write more) thankyou! 3
Chapter 7 – The Chores
'What a peaceful morning' Sakura thought, sliding her body from beneath the cavern of her duvet, and placing her body upright against a soft, cushiony pillow.
Sakura closed her eyes, took in a breath of the fresh, cold morning air and listened to the silence of the morning.
"MEOW!" yowled one of the kittens, this sudden outburst of noise made sakura's eyes snap open in anger, that someone was disturbing her peaceful morning.
Sakura launched herself out of bed and stormed her way to where the noise came from.
"Itachi! Put. Tobi. Down." Sakura demonically growled at the black cat.
Itachi snarled at her slightly but did as he was told and released Tobi from his jaws.
Tobi ran toward sakura's legs and stared purring, probably saying thank you.
"Bad kitty!" she scolded Itachi, pointing at him.
Itachi chuffed and tried to walk away from her.
"Oh no you don't, I haven't finished talking to you yet!" she exclaimed and went to grab the small kitten but only managed to grab his tail.
"Shit..." she sighed and, as she expected, there was a puff of smoke and an extremely hot, naked man standing infront of her.
'Don't look at his penis. Don't look at his penis.' She thought to herself as she stood up and faced him.
"Hn" he grunted, smirking at the blush blooming on her face.
"Right, erm now that your here, erm, I'm going to work today, so you and the rest of the guys need to stay here" Sakura informed him, still trying to resist the urge to sneak a peek at his manly area, just to see how big it was of course.
"Hn, whatever" he grunted at her
Sakura sighed she knew that was the most she was gonna get out of him, so she went in search of the other kittens and turned each one of them human too.
'More penis, don't look at the penis's Sakura, don't look, resist the urge' she told herself, a bigger blush creeping up on her face as more hot, naked men stood before her.
"Erm, I'm going to work today so your all gonna have to stay here" she announced and they guys all grinned happily
"But-" she said, the guys faces dropped a bit "You're all gonna have to do some jobs for me" she grinned evilly
"Kisame, Sasori" She said pointing at them "You two will be doing the laundry"
"Deidara" She pointed at him and smirked "Your job is to pick up all my underwear that you cut up and launched everywhere"
"Hidan" she said looking at him
"What?" he asked sighing
"You will be dusting"
"Dusting? Fucking dusting? That must be the most fucking boring job in the whole fucking world!" he exclaimed
"Oh, just wait till you hear Itachi's job" she smiled evilly "Pein, your job is to mow the grass in my garden" she smiled at him
"Zetsu, you are to water my indoor and outdoor plants"
"Itachi you are to... Sit on this chair and not move" she grinned and pulled out the chair to him, which he in turn sat on and sulked.
"And Tobi... be a good boy" Sakura smiled at him
"Tobi is a good boy!" He exclaimed happily, jumping up and down, making his manly area wiggle about.
"Erm, yeah, you all may want to put some clothes on first..." she sighed and made her way to the door "Bye guys!" she exclaimed and slammed the door behind her.
The guys all looked at each other and sighed.
"Guess we better do it or we'll just get a bollocking later" Kisame told them, and made his way to their room to find some clothes.
Once all the boys we're dressed, apart from Itachi who was still sulking on the chair, they all got to their assigned jobs.
"Kisame?" Sasori asked
"Yeah?" Kisame replied, staring at the washing machine like it was alien technology
"How do we do 'the laundry'?" he asked
"No idea, but it has something to do with this machine, I saw Sakura do it once, she put clothes in then some of this powder" he replied holding up the washing powder
"That doesn't sound so hard" Sasori commented
"Okay, you get the clothes and I'll figure out how much of this to put in" Kisame told him and he wondered off to get clothes
Meanwhile with Zetsu...
"You are a very beautiful plant" he admired the pink rose in the flower pot
"A bit small but still beautiful" he told it.
"Oh no, baby there's nothing wrong with being small" he told it, as if it had just spoken to him
"No, no baby you're not fat at all, you have the skinniest, sexiest stalk I have ever seen" he said licking his lips at the plant
Meanwhile with Pein...
"How do I work this contraption?" he yelled at the motor lawnmower
"Maybe if I press this button..." he said, pressed a green button on the side of the lawnmower and the handle bar came off.
"Hmm... I don't think that's what I was supposed to do, oh well I probably don't need this anyway" he said and chucked the handle bar over his shoulder.
Meanwhile with Deidara...
'Fap, Fap, Fap'
"Oh Sakura..."
...
Meanwhile with Hidan...
"This thing is so fucking fluffy!" Hidan yelled as the feather duster kept tickling him and getting in his face as he dusted,
Suddenly from nowhere, water squirted on Hidan.
"Sorry!" Kisame called out, as he had pressed a button that had made the water turn on the washing machine and the lid wasn't shut.
"MEW!" he screeched, and then noticed something out of the corner of his eye.
"What is that?" he asked himself as a giant ball of fluff was right infront of him
"Fuck what is this?" he cursed as his pawed the object, his kitten instincts taking over him
"Fuck" he cursed again as the feathers rippled and tiggled his paws.
"Shit" he swore and attacked it with is paw more vigorously with his claws out.
"What the fuck, get off me!" he yelled at it as his claw got stuck in one of the feathers
"If that's how you wanna play, then fucking come on!" he yowled and attacked the feather duster, with his teeth and claws, biting, scratching and kicking it.
Meanwhile with Deidara...
"Oh I'm nearly there..."
...
Meanwhile with Kisame and Sasori...
"Okay Sasori, you put the clothes in" He said as Sasori poured a mix of white, dark and coloured clothes into the washing machine.
"That looks good, now how much of this?" Kisame asked
"I think it determines how clean the clothes are" Sasori commented as he attempted to read the box
"Well we want it very clean!" Kisame exclaimed and poured in the whole box of washing powder.
"Sakura's gonna be so proud of us!" Sasori exclaimed in a high pitched voice, Kisame looked at him one eyebrow arched.
"Not that I care obviously!" he said putting on a more manly voice
"Come on..." Kisame sighed pressing a random button that said 'Turbo cycle' and walking over to the front room to watch TV.
Meanwhile with Zetsu...
"You are sooooo beautiful to me, can't you see?"He sang to the rose
"You're everything I hoped for, You're everything I need" He continued to sing and the rose seemed to started to grow rapidly
"You are so beautiful to me" The rose soon expanded so big it burst through the plant pot.
Meanwhile with Pein...
"Why won't you work?" he yelled at the machine
"Work damn it, work!" he exclaimed and bashed the lawnmower, suddenly it growled and hummed
"Hey it's working!" he exclaimed
"Now, how do I make it go forward?" he mumbled to himself, examining the buttons.
"This one looks plausible" he said to himself, referring to a button with a button saying 'GO'.
He pressed it. The lawnmower race all round the garden, out of control.
"Oh look, it does it all by its self" he smiled, but then noticed, it was running over tree's and plant pot's.
"Hey! You're meant to just cut the grass! Come back here!" he yelled to the lawnmower and chased after it.
Meanwhile in the front room with Kisame, Itachi and Sasori...
"What's that sound?" Itachi asked them, as a loud rumbling noise echoed through the house.
"I don't know... maybe its outside?" Sasori suggested, trying to concentrate on the TV.
"I don't think so..." Kisame said sounding very worried "Look" he said pointing in the direction of the hallway.
"What about Tobi?" he asked as he saw Tobi rocking back and forth in the hallway, mumbling to himself "I'm a good boy, I'm a good boy"
"No, not Tobi, although that is rather creepy, the hallway!" Kisame exclaimed pointing to the hallway past Tobi.
"Oh, SHIT!" Sasori exclaimed as he saw a swarm of bubble erupting from the washing machine like a volcano.
"I'm home!" Sakura's voice called from the door
"Fucking SHIT!" Sasori cursed again
"You keep her busy, I'll try and take care of the bubbles" Kisame ordered Sasori
"Got it!" Sasori replied and rushed to the front door
"Sakura!" Sasori shouted and rested one arm on the wall infront of her
"Sasori?" she questioned, giving him a puzzled look
"We're so glad you home!" Sasori announced, as a big rumble echoed through the house.
"What's going on Sasori?" she asked worriedly, trying to get past him.
"Nothing!" he insisted "Absolutely nothing!"
"Sasori..." she threatened lowering her voice.
"What? I mean it's not as if we just flooded your whole house with bubbles or anything!" he sarcastically laughed.
"WHAT?" Sakura screamed and stormed past him into the front room.
"KISAME!" she shouted.
"Oh shit..." he mumbled, emerging from the bubbles after finally turning the machine off.
"You better get this mess clean up or so help me, I'll stick my foot so far up your ass, it'll come out of your mouth!" she threatened and slammed the door of her room.
"WHAT THE-" she screamed at the sight of Deidara, finishing having a wank (Jerking off if your American) over her underwear.
"Shit, Sakura I can explain!" he exclaimed as he turned around and the sticky white liquid squirted over her legs.
"GET OUT!" she screamed and poured her vase full of water and flowers over his head.
"MEOW!" Deidara kitten yowled and ran, soaking wet out of her room.
Sakura sat on her bed and wiped the cum off of her, now damp, legs.
"NO ROSILA!" she heard Zetsu cry from the garden
"What now?..." she sighed and peeked out the window, to find her garden destroyed and a mowed down giant rose.
"God help me... please seriously, I have my hands full here!" she pleaded
'Knock, knock'
"If thats you Deidara, I swear I'm going to knock your lights out!" she exclaimed to whomever was at the door
"It's me" a low voice mumbled, she knew who this was.
"Come in Itachi" she grumbled and the door slowly opened
"Hn"
"I suppose I can't be mad at you, I mean you're the only one who hasn't destroyed my house in some way" she sighed looking out the window at her, now destroyed, garden.
"That's not true" Itachi told her, pushing himself off the wall and making his way toward her.
He stopped right infront of her, she looked up at him staring into his blood red eyes.
"Tobi didn't either" he replied staring right back into her own jade ones.
"I suppose not"
He then turned around and walked out of her room.
"Jesus, he's so unsociable"
"I'll kill you!" She heard Zetsu scream
"When is my life going to be normal?" she sighed, began to pick up her underwear that had been violated and put them in the washing basket.
A/N: I think this is the longest chapter I have ever written, please review and tell me what you thought! Idea's and thoughts are all welcome :) thanks for reading! 3
