Disclaimers: Rurouni Kenshin is not and never will be mine, not to mention those funkeh sayings are not original. ;;
Warnings: again, not to funny, just some random crap. Swearing, use of alcohol, drugs... ehhhh...and other stuffs...
Welcome back, lovers of my other fic! Nice to see you here. Well, I hope you don't mind reading this fic either; hopefully I can get this done... and work on another! Woot! XD
Now if you're just joining us then I suggest you go back and read me other fic first, entitled. Another High School Drama. If your lazy and got want to go back to read it, I will do a quick over view of the characters in the first chapter. All flames will be ignored, anyways. Standard restrictions apply. So, come one! Come all! Tap your ruby slippers twice, (not three times, this is a whole new dimension. XD) and grab your Good Fairy of the North and let's get this show on the road!
There's no place like Japan! XD
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Just Your Average Teen
A New Enemy
Kenshin Himura, an average sized, maybe a little short, 18 years old with cherry locks of hair and vibrant lavender eyes. Today, was a nice day, your average Friday morning. Graduation day. Kenshin quickly put on his clothes, consisting of blue jeans and a black sweatshirt, and black cuffs on his wrist. He then called his best friend Sanosuke Sagara. Sano was tall, lean and muscular. With auburn eyes and hair, he was always the life of the party.
"Hello." Souzou said, picking up the phone.
"Hey, it's Kenshin, wake Sano up and tell him I'll be meeting him at school, see ya!" Kenshin then hung up the phone and dashed out of his house, not wanting to be late to his last day of school.
"Kenshin is so weird.. He calls to tell Sano he will meet him at school." Souzou said to himself with a sigh, running up stairs to see that Sano was not in his room, "That loser must already be at school, figures that the only day he's not late is the last one." He sighed.
Kenshin's school was large, many, many rooms, as you could well imagine. It was russet and ashen, an American Flag hung in the front, well sort of. On his way to school Sano took black paint and painted the anarchy symbol on it.In one of the rooms came a ranting, a teacher was locked out of the room and pounded on it furiously. While students inside had a blast.
"Peace Pot, Tequila Shot,
Jesus loves us stoned or not,
Sex, drugs, rock -n- roll,
Speed, weed, birth control
Life's a bitch then you die
We aren't wimps so we don't cry
Party hard hit the floor
We're the class of 2004!"
Sano yelled standing on top of his desk, and began howling like a wolf. Adorn with yellow and blue "war-paint" and with a huge smirk on his face, he took a decent chug of alcohol while his classmates cheered him on.
Kenshin slung his arm around Sano and jumped up on the desk. Sticking his finger in red paint and putting "war-paint" on his cheeks, across the scar. "Here's to another year gone!" He yelled, picking up a pile of homework papers and throwing them up in the air, letting them all flutter onto the ground.
Suddenly without notice, probably the most dangerous, sexy, chick in the school entered the room, wearing a pink and black short skirt with fishnets, looking much like Yume only sexier and smelling of white plums. Tomoe Yukishirou the Neko. Long ebony hair waved down her back, matched with red streaks in front of her gray eyes. Close behind here was Megumi/ Kitsune and Kaoru/Takuni, both wearing black shorts and pink shirts.
Tomoe stepped up,
"Party naked have a blast.
Mess with me and Ill kick your ass.
Get him hard, wear a thong.
Shake your ass and smoke a bong
Grab
a pimp and hit the floor
shut the door before you score
Drink like hell
Then spike it more
Were the Class of 2004."
Tomoe said with a smirk, walking up to Kenshin. "Hey Battousai." She said seductively.
"Hey Cat girl." Kenshin said with a smirk.
"I see you're still a jackass."
"I see you still don't know the definition of a jackass."
"Shut up, you're so immature."
"Really I am?"
"Look at the paint on your pretty little face."
"And look at you makeup on yours, isn't it the same thing?"
"Ugh..."
With that, Tomoe walked to the other side of the room.
Kenshin leaned against a table. "Damn, that girl can be annoying... I wonder why I love her so much." He said. With that, he walked over Tomoe and kissed her cheek. "Sorry about that girl." He said nuzzling his face into the crook of her neck.
"Aw, it's alright." She said, running a hand though his extensive sunset hair.
As they pressed there heated lips together, Tomoe slid a hand near Kenshin's crotch and Kenshin grabbed Tomoe's chest. Sano sat back and rolled his eyes.
"All they ever do is make-out."
While Tomoe and Kenshin made-out in the back of the room Sano jumped onto the desk again and chugged some more vodka.
"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" Classmates cheered.
Without warning Enishi Yukishirou steped into the class-- The teacher. "Tomoe! What are you doing?!" Ehishi was tall, lean and muscular. Tall silver hair, much like Sano's with deep emerald eyes, wearing a vibrant ginger tank top with long cerulean track pants and ebony sunglasses.
Kenshin and Tomoe quickly opened there eyes and parted lips. Kenshin stood up from the position he was in over the desk and Tomoe followed, blushing insanely.
"Uh Enishi, I was just spending time in school, on the last day and enjoying time with Kenshin..." She stopped.
"I see that you were enjoying time with Kenshin." Enishi then shot a nasty look at Kenshin, both of their eyes narrowing.
"You keep away from Tomoe, got it?" Kenshin said his voice harsher and deeper. "Oh, how offensive, Tomoe is my sister, I have the right to do anything I want."
"No you don't!"
The students started to crowd around Kenshin, Enishi and Tomoe, chanting.
"Fight, fight, fight, fight!!!!"
Enishi grabbed Tomoe and walked out. "I best not be seeing you with Tomoe ever again."
And with that cryptic comment, they left.
"Damn him." Kenshin thought to himself, being cut off in thought when a red faced Sano put an arm around his shoulder and slurred some incoherent babble.
"Hey, ish Keeenssshin, 'ao 'bout yas hasha Drrnk?" He said shoving a bottle of whisky into Kenshin's face. Kenshin sighed and chugged the intoxicating liquid, might as well be drunk, nothing else to do.
Two hours pass of nothing but shit faced antics and wild times. About 12:00 Sano and Kenshin come swaying out of the school, smelling like alcohol and drenched in paint. But, as anyone would know, the first place they headed was the local bar.
When they entered, seeing as they could still walk, the room was filled with cigarette smoke and the heavy sent of alcohol. The lights were dim, only the faint lights coming from the red and blue chandlers was illuminating the room. After another hour of nothing but hard drinking Kenshin and Sano were now sloshed. And I mean really hammered.
"Sho, 'ao long ya been 'er frr?"
"'Bout two hours." One of the girls sitting next to Sano asked. "I see you've been here a while."
"I ish dun 'no I losht tracka time." Sano slurred.
The girl smirked, "Hey, how bout we get some guy on guy action, you two are friends right?" She said pointing at Kenshin and Sano.
"Yush." they inaudibly spoke in unison.
"Well, carry on."
Sano and Kenshin looked at each other, to totaled to know the difference. And right in the middle of the bar, Kenshin and Sano locked lips.
As luck would have it, the new kid, Saitou walked right in on them.
"So, that's what you two are like, I knew there was something up with you guys."
Kenshin and Sano parted imminently, blushing insanely, or maybe that's just the alcohol flushing their faces. Eh, who cares?
"Itsh not like shat!" Kenshin slurred in argument. "Yeah, shum hot chick told ush to!" Sano followed, just as incoherent.
"Ahou," Was the only thing that left Saitou's mouth.
After a moment of silence Saitou talked again.
"You guys should go home; I will walk with you considering that you don't have a car."
Kenshin and Sano nodded, stumbling out of the bar an almost tripping over door frame. "This is going to be difficult..." Saitou thought to himself as Kenshin tripped over a small rock and began laughing extensively. Suddenly Sano stopped walking, his face turning an interesting shade of green. "Oh no.." Saitou said, almost wincing at what he was about to witness.
Sano grabbed his stomach and arched over. "Oh shit.." He said before vomiting all over the damn ground. "Damn it Sano." Saitou murmured. Kenshin looked at Sano and covered his mouth, Saitou rolled his eyes. Kenshin as well arched over and grasped his lower stomach. He was holding it back, making his body shiver. Saitou walked over to Kenshin, whacked him on the back causing him to vomit, then, fall over in his own vomit. Saitou let out a laugh, ha, he had every right to. Here he was with the legendary Battousai, an 18 your old loser. And Ahou, the rooster head, and they had no idea what will happen next...
Dun dun dun! I'll update this story...evevntally...
