Last Time: He chuckled, smiling wider and turned right, separating from the watchful, cold eyes, of the 4th strongest evolved Hollow in the whole of Hueco Mundo.

--- Break ---

Gin was bored, oh-soo-bored. And he had nothing else to do then to annoy any of the Espada's. He was still curious as to why Abarai was around, so he decided to take Ulquirro up on the offer of pestering the 'higher ups'. Of course, this meant the top three Espadas, not Tousen and Aizen.

He shuddered at the thought of annoying Aizen.

"Ne, so why is it important tha' Abarai-kun is here?"

Get lost. Damn was Stark lazy. Didn't even bother speaking; only looking sideways at Gin.

"But why did Abarai-chan decide to join us anyway?"

Oh for the love of- Does Stark even love anything…?

"And how come Grimmy, Yami an' the others are becoming friendly wit' Renji-kun?"

The Espada sighed, suddenly finding the lone stray of hair very interesting. Of course, this was his way of telling Gin to get lost.

"Ne, do ya think Ren-chan will be ma friend? Am really lonely without Luppi…"

He was losing patience. Quickly. LEAVE ME ALONE!

"Ne… Ya no fun… Ulquirro said ya would tell me if I pestered ya!"

Ulquirro… I'LL KILL HIM!

"Eto… I think it's time I left…"

--- Break ---

Stark down, next the Old Man (1). A personal favourite.

"Ne ne…"How to approach this…?

"Why is Abarai-kun here?" Attack is the best Defence they say… :3

Silence.

"Why is everyone being friendly wit' him?"

Silence.

"Why is the sky blue?"

"Because of reasons to do with the ozone layer and the countless gases in the air (2)"

"…."

"Old Man… Ya scary…"

And thus, Gin decided to leave, before even he lost his sanity.

--- Break ---

"Halibel-chan…" Gin was quite literally begging now. Stark had exploded after Gin's slip-up of the whole Ulquirro thing, and the Old Man had frightened him beyond anything… What to do, what to do…

Lucky the only female espada was fairly a nice one, a bit of a clone of Tousen, but then Gin's able to handle Tousen right? (3)

"I believe you wish to be informed of the need for Abarai-san's presence here in Hueco Mundo. Am I correct?" It also helped that she was very straight to the point, and had the manners of a saint. (4)

"Ya!!! Please tell me wha's going on!!!"

Halibel sighed, and began the long journey of walking through the confusing hallways. Didn't we just pass tha' ne?

"Abarai-san is an important asset to Hueco Mundo. He is a part of a 'prophecy' or so that has been awaited for many years here in Los Nachos (5). I believe Ulquirro has informed you of this much, correct?" She's ain't blinking again… All these Espadas are freaks…

"Ya… He also said it was something that I should keep my nose out of…"

"Good. You should have listened to his warning, Gin-sama. Although I believe you barely even realised the threat, am I correct?"

Freakishly so… She even got the 'barely' bit right…

"Abarai-san…" She continued, without waiting for a reply, "Is far from what you may think of him as. He may seem to be yet another Shinigami, maybe one with huge potential, but to us he is more then that."

"Abarai-san has strayed away from his destiny for far too long. It is now time for him to take his rightful place-"

"Halibel."

"Ulquirro…"

This looks a whole lot like a standoff. Gin thought, watching the two silent Espadas stare at each other.

"I believe it is time to visit Abarai-kun…" Ulquirro answered, breaking the stiff silent between the trios (although Gin wasn't really a part of much).

And so, in the end, Halibel ended up following Ulquirro and leaving an even more confused Gin to himself.

Time to execute Plan B.

--- Break ---

"All three are going to get curious you know, especially when they see Abarai improving too quickly."

"Of course they will, it would be out of the question if he did not."

"Then let them get curious, who cares?"

"Yah, he's right. Those three really don't matter know that he's with us."

"We cannot depend on Abarai. You should all feel ashamed for placing such a burden on an unsuspecting Shinigami."

"But that's the thing, right? He's not a Shinigami. Far from that… Heck, even I don't know what he is…"

"Tha's 'cuz your too busy sleeping, goat boy."

"Uruse! Icy."

"Oh yea-!"

"Both of you. Control yourself. Such trash is not needed at this time."

"Pfft, trash-freak."  Whisper.

"smirk"

"Now, if we've finished with that, let me return to addressing Yami. As I was saying, we cannot depend on Abarai-san to rid us of them. At least not yet."

"But he's really getting good at fightin'! He almost beat me afterbeating me. When we were both in our released state!"

"Oh really? Very impressive of Abarai. As expected of our great weapon."

"Abarai-san's weapon is Hougyoku. Do not mistake him for a weapon. …Trash."

Halibel sighed, massaging her temples. They had just finished yet another meeting with Aizen, and the remaining Espadas (since Zommari and Nnoitra had left) had begun to discuss there real issue. Aaroniero and the old man were silent (as usual), and both Grimmjow and Stark had resorted to whispering obscenities to random arrancars. She was sure she heard them say something about Tousen.

"Halibel," And Szayel was being his usual 'I-am-greater-then-thou' with all the hand flicks and the admiration of Abarai. Which didn't help. "May I be rude enough to ask, just how you wish to go about this great revolution?"

Aaah yes, the revolution. A plan that truly brought the pride in Halibel. It had been the one thing all the Espada shared in common, the pride to execute the plan successfully. And of course, become victorious.

"It is obvious. Abarai Renji is the true Prince of Hueco Mundo. He always had been, and he will until death do him part." The Espada's stayed silent, a run over didn't fail to help anyone.

"As I'm sure you know, Abarai-san has previously been here in Hueco Mundo, but only as a child. This was when he and his… partner were on friendly terms, when the two truly seemed closest. His partnerhelped him survive the harsh life here in Hueco Mundo, and took him to the safety of Las Noches. There Abarai-kun became one of the most prominent Espada's in the history of this building.

"True, some of you might think Aizen built this building, especially those created by the Hougyoku, but as you would have found out if you'd asked any of the Privaron Espada, you would have realised that many things were not created by Aizen. In fact, the Shinigami's had very small play in anything to do with Hueco Mundo or the situation that's going on now.

Hougyoku was in fact created by Abarai Renji. Urahara Kisuke just happened to stumble upon it one unfortunate evening, when Abarai-san tried, and failed, to get rid of his past."

"I still don't understand that bit. Why on anything Hollow-ish would that baka want to get rid of his past?" Grimmjow grunted, knowing better then to speak rudely to the female.

"Because Abarai-san was never a Hollow. He was never an Arrancars, and he would never truly be an Espada. He was just a normal soul who had ended up in Hueco Mundo by pure coincidence. In fact, if my memory serves correct, at the time, Abarai-san was just a child getting attacked by a Hollow, and due to his immense reiatsu as a child, he made for quite a snack. Unfortunately, for him that is, Abarai-san fell through the Hollows portal, ending up in Hueco Mundo, bringing us back to our point.

"Abarai-san is still yet a human. Only just a human. He has been forced into the war between Shinigami's and Hollows due to the unfortunate case. This means that he will be prone to the usual things we detest, as Hollows."

"Conscience." Stark filled in, puffing at the (now annoying) piece of hair.

"Correct. Abarai-san, top of the ladder, developed a conscience. He decided to get rid of his past, which was truly tied to Hougyoku, and start again as a normal dead soul in Rukongai."

"Mala Suerte." Yami filled in, shaking his head.

"Which then leads to our predicament here." Continued Halibel.

"We've waited for a long time, and used Aizen-sama to get to Abarai-san. And now, since we have our Prince back, we'll take our rightful place as the rulers of this world. Correct?" Szayel was smiling, which never meant good.

"No. Abarai-san will take his rightful place as the ruler of this world. Just as he's been before. It is the how to get Abarai-san and his partner to co-operate with us that is the problem."

"Me and Grim will do it." Yami offered, receiving a glare from the mentioned partner.

"Ya can do it yourself. I'm already the babysitter for the baka,"

"I though you were pleased to be able to be of assistance, Grimmjow…?" Halibel asked, looking down at Grimmjow.

"Pfft, whatever."

And although Stark found this all too amusing, it was truly time he went to catch a nap. But not after paying the redhead a much needed visit.


A/N: w00t! You all hate me I know... I all killed the suspense didn't I, starting off with Gin like that. Ah well. THERE, YOU HAVE IT. THE HISTORY OF ABARAI RENJI AND HUECO MUNDO. compressed ver. All for £23.74 on Amazon. (1) The Old Man apparently doesn't have a name... Freak. (2) I think this is true, prove me wrong. (3) Did ya understand that? (4) A Espada is a Saint, oh the irony! (5) Nachos!!! ...'Nuff said.

Next update:- 1st February, promised! Unless I say otherwise. :) Please review!