Hello. This was just a random idea that popped into my head.

It has been a week since my wild goose chase for the queen. Finally things were starting to go back to normal... Untill this happened.

"Young Master it is time for you to go to school. You'll be late."

"What? School? I told you never to lie Sebastian. "

"I'm not lying sir."

School? Are you bloody kidding me. I do not need to go to school. I have Sebastian.

Sebastian pulled out a piece of paper and began to read. "As of January 20th all minors will attend school. This was issued out by the Queen yesterday."

WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME!

"Fine then. Just tell me what to do so I can get this nonsense over with."

-time skip-

Sebastian dragged me into a brightly colored building. Sitting at the door was a middle aged woman wearing a dress covered in flowers.

"Hello. You must be our new student!" Her cheery smile disgusts me. She motions me into a small room that is also very bright and happy looking. Inside it are little children.

"I think there's been a mistake. I'm fourteen. I don't belong in a kindergarten class." The little brats all look up at me.

"Don't worry." Says the woman. " There's another child here your age too." Who could it be? None other than the bane of my existence, my arch nemesis, the blonde menace himself. I didn't see him at first in the crowd of six year olds.

"Okay um.. What's your name again?"

"Ciel"

"Okay Ciel, why don't you tell the class a little about yourself." This will be fun.

"My name is Ciel Phantomhive, Queen's Guard Dog, and Aristocrat of evil. My manor burned down with my parents inside who were sown together by an angel. I then summoned a demon who can rip out your soul and does my bidding. Any questions?"

The children looked absolutely terrified. The teacher looked stunned. Alois just sat there and laughed at them all.

Once the teacher had gotten out of shock she stood up and faced the class. We were then told to sit in a circle on the floor. "Okay class we're going to break into groups and work on our alphabet project!"

The children then broke up into smaller groups. I of course had no partner, that was untill Alois joined me. "Let's make that teacher pay for making us stay here." For once I agreed with the blonde..

"Is everyone ready to present their projects?" Asked the soon to be angry teacher. "Who wants to present first?"

Alois of course volunteered us to go first. "We wrote a song." Alois began to sing the song that we had masterfully created.

"A is arse

B is for bastard

C is for cults that want to kill

D is for drugs

E is for ... E is for... Nevermind

F is for fire that burns up London

G is for Grim reapers who will take your soul

H is for-"

The teacher dragged us into the hallway. Inside you can hear the little children yelling new found swear words. As you can probably guess we were expelled. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.