Chapter 7

"Girls Will Dominate!"

Kamatari-

^BEEEP^ Hello darling! I know you called me because you absolutely love me, but I'm not here right now........I will be after I seduce Shishio though......Ooops! Here comes that crazy hag Yumi. Remember! You can't be a transvestite half heartedly! I'll call you back soon! Bye darlings! ^BEEEP^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sano-

^BEEEEP^ You've reached Sano..And I'm not here, you idiot! Got a problem with that?! Che, didn't think so...Too scared to fight me. Whatever, leave a message and I'll get back once I skin that fox...^click^ ^BEEEP^

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEP^ This is Kaoru! I'm not here right now, please leave me a message and I'll call you as soon as I can, okay? Thanks for thinking of me! Byee!

^BEEEP^ "Kaoru! Its Misao...Aoshi-sama is MISSSSSING! And the wedding is gonna be a huge disaster! Help me hunt him down!" ^Beeep^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^BEEEP^ Heeeeello *hiccup* Hey Missy, it's Sanosuke. Me and the boys are down at the Akabeko getting drunk isn't that great *hiccup* listen to this. *HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! Macho, macho man!

Aoshi: Come on *hic* Battousai one more hit

Kenshin: NO please *hiccup* I am too sick as it is.

All Guys: Chug it, chug it, chug it!

Kenshin: OH alright! *chugs 6th Beer* I don't feel so w-well @_@

Gotta go missy. Kenshin is spewing all over the table. Hehehe way to go Ken- *CLICK* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

^BEEP^ Hi! You've reached the wonderful MISAO-CHAN! I'm not here right now, and I will be back whenever I get back! So leave me a message and I'll

call you back! Or just show up!

^BEEEP^ Hi Misao-chan, its me Kaoru...I saw Aoshi getting drunk with Sano and Kenshin and the rest of those dumb oafs...and some weird guy with dog ears...He was with some girl in the most immodest kimono ever...Call me back! ^BEEP* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

^BEEP^ This is Kaoru! I'm not here right now, please leave me a message and I'll call you as soon as I can, okay? Thanks for thinking of me! Byee!

^BEEEP^ Its Misao! They're getting DRUNK?! Lets go! Call me and I'll show up! Bye!

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^BEEP^ Hi! You've reached the wonderful MISAO-CHAN! I'm not here right now, and I will be back whenevere I get back! So leave me a message and I'll call you back! Or just show up!

^BEEEP^ Hi, its Kaoru, Megumi, the girl with the odd Kimono, who is Kagome, Tsubaume and the rest of us girls...we're WAITING! Bye!

*And then they went and dragged the drunks home and Aoshi was married to Misao before he became sober again....* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

^BEEEEP^ Hello Inuyasha. I expect you know who this is by the sound of my voice..IT is I Naraku! The cruelest, most powerful demon out there. *WAAAAHHH!!! Naraku I broke a nail!!!!* Oh Kikyo hunny come here and tell Naraku-sama what happened. *W-Well I was trying to take Inuyasha to h-hell and he b-broke my nail WAAAH* Oh come here, come here let me see. Oh hunny it's not that bad, come here let me make it all better. Muah! Feel better hun? *sniff, uh-huh* Now than Inuyasha I shall kill you the next time we meet!* ^BEEP^

^BEEEP^ Inuyasha. It's Sesshomaru. I see you finally got an answering machine. How wise of you. I await the day our path's cross once again. That sword will be mine. *Master Sesshomaru?* Not now Rin I am in the middle of a very important call, *Um okay I found this can of Slim Fast. Is it yours?* ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT YOUNG LADY??? YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW! *Bu-But my lord* NOW! *yes master* Imagine that, me fat. As much as I hate you Inuyasha and want nothing more to see you in pain....uh er....AM I FAT???? I mean we are still related. Are my hips big? DO I LOOK LIKE I GAINED A FEW BIG ONES! Oh my this has gone terribly wrong! JAKEN! FETCH MY AEROBIC TAPES!

Author's Notes: Hey there! I still can't take credit. The only messages I actually wrote in here are the "Drunk Guys One" With Aoshi, Kenshin, and Sano. And the one with Naraku and Kikyo and the last one with Sesshomaru. The rest was all my friend's idea, so give her the credit. You can also credit me with just those three messages okay! BYE 4 NOW!