Gyah! I haven't updated this in weeks! –dies- Er, uh, SORRY!

Disclaimer: All characters belong Masashi Kishimoto

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I've been sitting here for twenty minutes, Obito thought to himself bluntly, watching them beat the snot out of each other.

Apparently, the blonde had insulted Pretty Boy, so Pinky was getting in Blondie's face, conking him on the head, and giving the poor dude a shiner the size of a boulder.

How that man puts up with it, I'll never know.

Obito, of course, was referring to Kakashi. Who had left him with three weirdos in a triangle of love and hate. But mostly hate.

The Uchiha wolf flopped down into the grass and heaved a huge sigh. Much more of this, and he'd probably scream from the boredom and annoyance.

"Naruto! Apologize to him, right now!" Pinky screamed. She jabbed a finger at Pretty Boy. The blonde, Naruto, glared at him, before looking frightfully at the kunoichi, who seemed to want to strangle him.

Kakashi's running a circus of homicidal midgets. Obito remarked to himself. He watched, uninterested, as Naruto limped over to the raven haired boy and apologized, with apparent reluctance and difficulty.

The girl should be happy now. Obito mused. Perhaps she'll stop screeching, at any rate.

His ears perked as the brunette said something back.

"Whatever, loser."

Naruto glowered at his teammate, clenching his fists, gritting his teeth, holding a retort in. Obito narrowed his eyes at the brunette. The resemblance of attitude was enough to make him let out an involuntary growl.

It was a bit more fierce than he intended. The three Genin stared at him, whipping their heads around, as if suddenly remembering he was there.

Obito sighed again, and got to his paws and padded over, looking the brunette straight in the eye. Sasuke's own eyes widened slightly, and he found it impossible to tear away from the wolf's gaze.

"Sasuke-kun, sensei's dog- he looks like you!" The girl piped up. "He has the same fur color as your hair!"

Sasuke blinked, before jerking his head towards his teammates. Obito still scrutinized him.

"Ni, Sakura-chan's right." Naruto said. "He does look like you. A bit."

Sasuke glanced back at Obito, before snorting. "He's a mutt. Some battered old mongrel that's babysitting us. We're nothing alike."

If he intended to say more, he couldn't. A vicious snarl rang coldly, and the three watched as the dog bared his fangs and shot Sasuke a venomous glower.

"Call me a mutt again and I'll rip your throat out." He snarled, springing onto the brunette and pinning him to the ground. His fangs glinted as he grinned.

"Think I won't?" Obito asked before pulling his lips back into another growl. "Try me."

Sasuke, frozen in fright, did nothing but shiver slightly.

W-what is he? Sasuke thought fearfully. He's not just some dog!

"Damn right I'm not." Obito agreed viciously.

Sasuke's eyes widened. The wolf on top of him grinned again.

"What's wrong, little boy? Afraid of the big bad wolf?"

Obito backed off, still sneering.

"Hmph. Now I've gone and lost my temper." He huffed. He turned his back to the three gaping Genin. "I've got better things to do than watch three brats act like little kids. Beat the snot out of each other, I don't care."

Blinking after the retreating shadow, Sakura spoke.

"I didn't think sensei raised such violent dogs."