DISCLAMER: I don't own this but my dog, Mo Jo Jo Jo, claimes that he does. so go talk to him.
EM POV
We were driving to the Audi dealership all in our own little conversations. I was talking to Rosie, and Edward was talking to Bella. I was still kinda pissed that they all got to dance to Gaga and I didn't but I would get my chance to show shake what my momma gave me. Somewhere alone the line, Bella decided that she needed to eat, so we were going to stop and her some grub at McDonalds. Alice and jasper was already when we pulled in the parking lot. We all got out and walked in so Bella could eat. Some teenager was behind the counter taking orders looking board.
"Hi, welcome to McDonalds. What can I get for you?" when he finally looked up, it looked like he was about to pass out. He just started at all of us with huge eyes and his mouth open. That was one of the reasons why I loved being a vampire. I was just too hot.
"A little full of yourself there Em?" I looked over at Edward and gave him a smug look. Like he doesn't think it about himself. He didn't answer that so it must be true.
"Hi. Can I get a number one with a Pepsi please?" the guy was still staring at us that I don't think that he even heard what Bella had said. She had to wave her hand in front of his face to get his attention.
"Umm…sorry. Could you repeat that please?" he tried to avert his eyed to the counter to stop from looking at us but he kept stealing glances at us.
"Yeah. Can I get a number one with a Pepsi?" Bella was trying not to laugh at the poor kid.
"Yeah, umm that'll be 5.80 please." The kid was practically shaking when Bella handed
him the money. He had it really bad. He gave her back the change and we went to go sit
down so Bella could eat. We all just kinda stared at her while she ate. In all honesty, it looked really nasty whatever it was.
"Will you all stop staring? It's just a burger."
"Bella love, I know that it might be good to you, but pardon my French, that stuff looks like shit." I started laughing hard at that. Edward never really swore around us so I thought it was funny when he did.
"Well you all don't have to look at it." We still just stared while she ate that thing. "Stop it guys." We all just laughed at her and went into our separate conversations.
Once Bella was done with her crap food, we walked out to the car and started her up. Rose was talking to me when it happened.
"…so I was thinking that we could go and look-"
"Rosie, stop a second. Edward, don't move and turn up the radio." They all just looked at me but did what I said. I was finally going to get my chance to dance and it was to a really good song. I opened the car door and hoped out of the car along with Rose.
"Emmett what on earth are you doing?" by that time, everyone was out and looking at me in the middle of the parking lot waiting for what I was going to do.
"I'm shaking what my mamma gave me baby." Timbaland's The Way I Are started to play from Edwards's car then. The base was thumping and you could feel it on the ground. By the time the words started, people from inside the restaurant were looking out the windows looking to see what was going on. I walked over to Rose and started to mouth the words to her.
I ain't got no money. I emptied out my pockets to show that I didn't have money.
I ain't got no car to take you on a date. I pretended that I was driving then.
I can't even buy you flowers. I picked up a flower that was in the grass and gave it to her and she smiled.
But together we can be the perfect soul mates. Talk to me girl. I walked away then and hoped that she would give in and do this with me. I felt her hand on my shoulder and turned around to her and smiled happy that she was playing along.
Baby, it's alright, now you ain't gotta flow for me. She shook her head and pointed at herself.
If we go there, you can still touch my love, it's free. She moved her hands down her sides and pretended to give to me like it was free and winked.
We can work without the perks, just you and me. She pointed at me then at herself. Thug it out 'til we get it right. Then she turned around and started to grind with me for the chorus. Damn, I knew there was a reason I loved this woman.
Baby if you strip, you could get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
I'm about to strip and I want it quick
Can you handle me the way I are?
I don't need the cheese or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
And let me see ya strip, you could get a tip
'Cause I like I like I like
The people from inside were starting to come out now to get a better look at out show. People just love us no matter what. On the next verse, Jasper pushed Rose and me away and brought Alice out to where he was to sing to her. She just looked and giggled at him.
I ain't got no Visa. He held his thumb and forefinger out like he was holding a card.
I ain't got no Red American Express. He acted like he was swiping a card.
We can't go nowhere exotic. I had to laugh when he did a little hula dance. It looked so funny.
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best. He got down on his knees in front of Alice and was holding her now. Talk to me girl.
Baby, it's alright, now you ain't gotta flow for me
If we go there, you can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks, just you and me
Thug it out 'til we get it right
Alice did the same thing that Rose did on her part. Then Alice and Jasper along with Rose and I were grinding again on the second chorus.
Baby if you strip, you could get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
I'm about to strip and I want it quick
Can you handle me the way I are?
I don't need the cheese or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
And let me see ya strip, you could get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
Now everyone that was outside with is were bobbing their heads along with the beat and cheering us on. God I love dancing. On the next verse, I don't think that anyone of us was expecting what we saw. He brought Bella out to where we were standing and she was blushing like hell with all the people looking at her. He then mouthed the words to her.
Baby girl. He took her hand and kissed it to reduce her to blush even more.
I don't got a huge ol' house. I rent a room in a house. She rolled her eyes at how wrong that statement is.
Listen baby girl. He twirled her around and held her to his chest.
I ain't got a motorboat but I can float ya boat. He put his hands on her hips and swayed them back and fourth. Yeah! Go Eddie!!
So listen baby girl. He got all serious looking and pointed at her to listen. It's not like she wasn't already.
Once you get a dose of D.O.E. You gon' want some mo'. He pointed at his lower region of his body and smiled at her all seductive like. I think that he might actually be my brother with that move.
So listen baby girl. When I make it I want you there. Want you there, yeah.He spinned her around and put his hands on her hips and we danced until the music died out and clapping started to fill out ears. We all looked around then at each other and started to laugh. The clapping died down and we all gathered around the cars.
"Oh Emmie, that was so much fun." Rose gave me a hug and kissed me.
"Yeah man, you did good. So are you happy that you got your dance in today?" I looked over at Edward and gave him a big smile.
"Oh yeah Eddie. I'm happy now." He rolled his eyes and mumbled something about hating the name Eddie. We all just laughed and headed to our next destination.
Well good golly miss dolly. That was a lot to write. But man it was fun. Hope you liked it as much as I did. So yeah. Hit me up and tell me how I did. You can even say that you hated it. Ill just be happy that you commented on it. So peoples, have a great MLK Jr. day tomorrow. And go eat some apple pie. For me. (You know it sounds good right now) So I will see ya when I see ya. In other words, keep it Pepsi.
