Live with Yuval and Hillai

Chapter 7-no hosts

Yuval: "Hey, where are Hillai and Katie? Why I'm the only one in here? Hmm, they've left a note. It says: Hello Yuval. We realized you're taking way too much credit in this show and you're the one talking most of the time. We had enough, so we quitted this show and now we're working for Disney. (Talking) are you guys sure? (Reading) yes, we're sure. (Talking) so why didn't you tell me? (Reading) we tried to tell you, but you talked all the time and didn't listen to us. (Talking) oh no! (Reading) oh yes. (Talking) I'm really lucky! (Reading) yes. Just your luck. Not yours, Hillai and Katie. What should I do?"

Hillai: "Hi! Sorry we're late, a truck carrying 50 million bucks ran out of fuel on the interstate, it took us some time to pass all the police cars."

Yuval: "Ok...WHY IN HELL DID YOU WRITE THIS LETTER?"

Hillai: "Let me see...one thing is sure, it's not my writing."

Yuval: "So who wrote that?"

Hillai: "I don't know. My advice? Leave this; we'll probably know who wrote that sooner or later."

Yuval: "Ok. So welcome to episode number seven. So, we're joined today by the Warners, Minerva, Squit, Mime, Otto, Skippy, Slappy, Fifi la fume, and a special cameo, which we will keep secret by now."

Katie: "our first question is from pichicha who asks:

"Hello People!

Here is the video:

.com/watch?v=CLfAhhAVBjE&feature=channel_video_title

if that doesn't work look for YouTube- The Top 10 Best Wipeout Moments Ever!.mp4

Cast: What did you think of the vid?

Yakko: Have you ever eaten a Wakko sized meal?

Dot: Same as Yakko.

Scratchy: Have you had a therapy session before? Do you realize how terribly boring some shrinks are? I have personal experience on that area.

Mime: Have you been in a relationship with someone like Hello Nurse before?

Squit: What is your favorite song that is NOT in english.

Fifi: I like your accent it's funny, is Skippy the only one you like out of the Animaniacs lot?

Minerva: Would you like to be in a relationship with Bugs Bunny?"

Yakko: "Wipeout is like M&M's- never disappointing."

Minerva: "It's like Iran-sounds nice but you don't really want to be there."

Yakko: "And if by Wakko sized meal you mean 14 vanilla milkshakes, 9 large French fries orders, 10 double cheeseburgers and 2 chocolate cakes (not slices, the whole cakes)- than yes."

Dot: "Same as Yakko."

Katie: "And what did Wakko eat?"

Yakko: "He ate a dizzy devil sized meal-27 milkshakes, 20 fries orders, 19 triple cheeseburgers, 7 chocolate cakes and a diet coke. He's keeping diet."

Wakko: "And for the question about scratchy- me too."

Otto: "I'm not boring!"

Wakko: "Right. You're not boring, you're very boring!"

Mime: "I'm pretty sure I already said here that I had a girlfriend in Canada."

Hello Nurse: "You're cheating on me! How dare you?"

Mime: "I said that... I HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN CANADA! I HAD! I don't have now, I HAD in the past! I'm not cheating!"

Hello nurse: "Than why didn't you said it in the beginning?"

Mime: "Sigh..."

Katie: "Is that the secret cameo Yuval talked about?"

Yuval: "Nope. Wait for it."

Squit: "What can I say? The only song I know that isn't in English is O Solo Mio."

Fifi: "I already told vou, I'm also Dot's friend. And Wakko is le funny."

Minerva: "Nope. First of all-he's married to Lola and I don't want to ruin their relationship because he's an old friend of mine, and second- I'm also married, to Wilford Wolf."

Hillai: "Our next question is from muffingirl 7771. She asks:

"My questions for the Warners:

1. How do you feel about cartoons that are airing today? Is there any animated show that you wish would just go away?

2. If "Animaniacs" was still airing today, what would you like to parody?

3. What celebrity or politician would you like to drop an anvil on?

4. A couple of years ago, Toon Disney (back when they were around) got the rights to air "Pinkey and the Brain" on their network! What would you do if Disney ever got the rights to "Animaniacs"? Personally, I don't think they would ever touch "Animaniacs" with a 39 1/2 foot pole, but it's always interesting to wonder what would happen."

Yakko: "Wow, there are so many animated shows we wish to cancel. Blue's clues, Dora, SpongeBob..."

Wakko: "Pokémon, South Park, the Cleveland show..."

Dot: "My life as a teenage robot, Kapa Mickey, and of course-dragon ball Z! And when we ralk about canceling, we talk also about re-runs!"

Wakko: "And if Animaniacs was still airing today, we would like to parody Harry Potter, Twilight and The Simpsons."

Dot: "I want to hit Selena Gomez with an anvil because she tries to be cuter than me!"

Wakko: "I want to hit Ahmedinijad because he wants to delete the western world with nukes!"

Yakko: "I want to hit Elmer Fud because he gave us way too much homework in cartoon logic."

Yuval: "Wait a second. You're saying that you learn in the acme looniversity?"

Wakko: "Yup. Me, my sibs and Skippy."

Yakko: "And I'll just let Wakko smash Mickey Mouse with his mallet."

Hillai: "And our next question is from kiue jin who wants to know:

"HELLO LADIES AND (admittingly to a lesser extent) GENTLEMEN!

I'm sure you are wondering why I am in such a good mood today as I send you these questions. It's quite simply really. After calling in a few favors and paying a few people, as you are reading this firebombs are currently being lobbed around inside of Yuval's home.

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT PUNK?

Ah, sweet vengence. Sometimes it can only be obtained with something that goes 'BOOM'.

Yuval: Now that your home and everything you kept there is comsumed by flame, where do you plan to live now?

Skippy: How long have you and Fifi been together?

Slappy: Have you ever considered retiring and settling down with some nice toon somewhere?... or taking into account how hard it is to find and abduct a nice toon, at least a good looking and/or rich one?

Warners: How much would it cost to hire you to make someone one of your 'special friends'?

Goodnight Everybody!

Kiue Jin"

Yuval: "I don't know what you're talking about. My house is fine. But...you accidentally bombed a target in Gaza, killed 5 Palestinians, and my neighbor's house was hit by a rocket FROM GAZA. (Cynically) Thank you very much."

Skippy: "I and Fifi have been together for about six months, thank you for asking."

Slappy: "I always wanted to..."

Buster: "Hi there!"

Fifi: "Vat are vou doing here?"

Babs: "We're the very special cameo Yuval talked about."

Slappy: "I always wanted to do it. The problem is that the nice toons are already married."

Yakko: "Your ex-girlfriend got married before you? Your brother is the most annoying person you know? Your boss is ruining your life? You can hire us for 299.99$ to make someone one of our special friends!"

Katie: "That's all, folks! In our next episode we will discover who putted that letter! Right after us- a new WB and Steven Spielberg animation show about Sonic the Hedgehog. And this show is going to be as crazy as Tiny Toons or Animaniacs! And please, please, please..."

Fifi: "Zon't think I'm le kitty cat?"

Katie: "No. please, please, please send us questions! By the way, do you know that you can also send questions to shnoziyahu by a privet message?"