Chapter 7: Snow...I think my water just BROKE!

Nine months had past, and Snow began enjoying his job as a coffee courier. He and Lightning somehow got "along" and he's been visiting Hope a lot too, lately. Because Snow had been coffee courier for nine months, he memorized everyone's coffee orders. Many of his staff workers (including Lightning) enjoys having him as their new coffee boy. Snow entered through the doors of Eden's Insurance Company singing to another Ke$ha song.

Snow: YEAH! Your love is my drug yo!

Front desk lady: Singing another Ke$ha song, Mr. Villiers?

Snow: Damn right Rinoa! (the front desk lady's name)

Rinoa: You know, not many of our staff members like Ke$ha.

Snow: Well who cares! She's the awesomest singer ever!!!

Rinoa: mhmm, righttt

Snow: *takes out head phones* So, what's up Rinoa?

Rinoa: Oh, you know me. Answering to a bunch of stupid costumer service calls. Kind of boring.

Snow: Psh, you should of been coffee courier! It's the best job ever!

Rinoa: Really? You've been doing this job for nine months Snow. Aren't you bored of it?

Snow: Are you kidding me? I get to walk to Starbucks every day, get free coffee, and see all of my staff members while giving them coffee! This job is heaven to me!

Rinoa: Well welcome to Hell, because you're not coffee courier anymore.

Snow: Huh? What?

Rinoa: You got promoted. You are now Lightning's secretary.

Snow: What!? She promoted me?

Rinoa: I guess. You are the longest and happiest coffee courier we ever had.

Snow: So what do I do?

Rinoa: Well, go talk to Lightning. She's in her office right now.

Snow: Ok...


Lightning's Office:

Snow walked up to Lightning's office, feeling sad and depressed. Being a coffee courier was surprisingly, fun and enjoyable to him.

Snow: *knocks on door*

Lightning: Come in!

Snow opened the door and saw Lightning typing something on her Mac computer.

Lightning: Oh, Snow! I've been wanting to talk to you today. You see you've been-

Snow: I know, promoted.

Lightning: Hm...Rinoa must of told you, huh?

Snow: Yeah...

Lightning: Well, what's with the long face? You've been promoted! You should be thrilled! I understand that you loved being coffee courier, but this job is triple your salary!

Snow: Well, I guess. But how come you promoted me?

Lightning: Well, you've been working here long enough as a coffee courier. Nine months and 2 weeks exactly. That's the longest coffee courier we ever had! So I decided to reward you with a promotion. Congrats Snow, your my new secretary!

Snow: Ok...what do I exactly do?

Lightning: Actually...nothing much, really. I mean I could handle most of the work here.

Snow: So I can just hang around and sing Ke$ha all day?

Lightning: Actually, no. You have to help me with my paper work and answer my calls. You also have to help me schedule meetings and stuff.

Snow: Hm..shouldn't be a problem...So where is my office?

Lightning: Actually Snow....we umm...you and I have to share this office together. There aren't any rooms available...so...this is our office.

Snow: Oh...umm....

Lightning:...................

(Awkward silence)

Lightning: Here, you got anything that you need to move in here?

Snow: Um...no. I only have my ipod and my jacket.

Lightning: Okay that's good I guess. *points to a desk with a nice laptop*

Lightning: Here's your desk. There's also a cell phone there of which consists of my schedule, calls that I need to answer back, meetings and other important stuff. Do not break it, understand? And don't download any stupid games onto it!

Snow: What!? No Tetris!?

Lightning: No Tetris! And do not break it or delete anything, understand?

Snow: Yep. No breaking *winks*

Lightning: Ugh, anyway I need to go talk to Mr. Strife for a moment.

Snow: Oooo Lightning has a new boyfriend?

Lightning: Ugh, Snow, we're just co-workers...who are really close..

Snow: mhm, yep. Sureeee

Lightning: *rolls eyes* Anyway-

Phone: RING RING! RING RING!

Snow: Lightning, the phone's ringing!

Phone: RING RING! RING RING!

Lightning: Well go get it! That's your job!

Snow: Oh, right. Whoops.

Snow: *picks up phone* Um..what do I say..?

Lightning: Say this: This is Lightning Farron's secretary speaking, how may I help you?

Snow: Psh, that's boring!

Caller: Hello, is this Ms. Farron?

Snow: *ahem* DON'T STOP! MAKE IT POP! DJ-

Lightning: SNOW!

Snow: What? I'm trying to make the call interesting-

Lightning: No! Just do as I say!

Snow: Ugh fine!

Caller: Ow! Who the fuck was screaming Ke$ha? Listen, Light, I need Snow!

Snow: Fang, is that you?

Lightning: Fang?

Fang: Snow? What are you doing on Lightning's phone? Are you making prank calls?

Snow: No, I got promoted as her secretary. But hey, good idea!

Lightning: *sighs*

Snow: Anyway, what's up?

Fang: Well, since you left your cell phone at home, I couldn't call you so I decided to call Lightning.

Snow: Okay...why do you need me for?

Fang: Oh, nothing big. Just for a small chit chat and all and- MY WATER BROKE SNOW! THE BABY'S COMING! BRING ME TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!

Snow: WHAT!? YOUR WATER BROKE!?

Lightning: Her water broke!? SHIT! Bodhum is 2 hours away!

Snow: Fang, where are you?

Fang: I was visiting Hope's house and my water broke. Please come hurry and pick me up to the hospital! Hope's going crazy and he doesn't know what to do!

Snow: Ok! Lightning, how far is Hope's house from here?

Lightning: Not that far! It takes 10 minutes to go to Palumpolum Hospital from there.

Snow: Okay Fang, calm down! I'll be there really soon! *hangs up phone*

Lightning: Wait, Snow, let me go with you!

Snow: Huh? Why?

Lightning: Psh, you really think that you can handle Fang while she's going through labor?

Snow: No...

Lightning: Let's go then! Come on, let's use my brand new BMW!

Snow: Psh, BMW. My awesome Volkswagen is sooo much better!

Lightning: Snow, we don't have time for this! Let's go!


Hope's house:

Snow and Lightning hurried to Hope's house and saw Fang in the living screaming her head off. Hope was frantic and started to panic.

Fang: SNOW! LIGHTNING!

Hope: Thank God you guys are here! Wow you guys came here pretty fast!

Lightning: Yeah, thanks to my brand new BMW!

Snow: Ugh, stop bragging to me!

Lightning: *sticks out tongue*

Fang: Um, hello guys! A woman is about to go through labor here! Bring me to the hospital dammit!

Snow: Oh yeah, right! *carry's Fang*

Snow: Damn Fang, you're too heavy! What the hell have you been eating?

Fang: Snow SHUT UP! Bring me to the hospital NOW! I'm not fat! I'm pregnant!

Snow: Mhmm! Well, I can't carry you! Guess you have to roll with that big stomach of yours to the hospital all by yourself-

Lightning + Hope + Fang: SNOW!!!

Lightning: Ugh, I'll carry Fang to the hospital. *Picks up Fang and runs to the car*

Snow: Uh...She lost a couple of pounds while I tried to carry her!

Fang: SNOW! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!

Snow: Okay, okay, geez Ms. Pushy. You don't have to be such a drama queen! *runs to the car*


Palumpolum Hospital:

Hope: There's the hospital! Come on you guys!

Lightning carried Fang and ran inside the hospital. Snow on the other hand was left behind.

Snow: Wait up! Hello! Daddy is left behind!

Fang: Well Daddy is SLOW! Move it TUBBY!

Snow ran inside as saw a bunch of nurses trying to calm down Fang.

Nurse 1: What's wrong Ms?

Fang: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WHATS WRONG!? I'M ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH! NOW HURRY UP AND DRUG ME!

Nurse 2: Ohh, too late. We used all of the numb and morphine from our last operation. Guess you got to give birth without being drugged!

Fang: What!?

Snow: I'm here! Phew! Ugh, dang that was a lot of exercise!

Nurse 1: Okay, put this woman in a wheel chair and push her to room 24 D!

Nurse 2: Got it!

Fang: HURRY BITCHES! UGH IT FEELS LIKE I'M POOPING A WATERMELON! THIS IS ONE FAT BABY!

Nurse 2: Alright, now let's get you in the wheel chair *accidently drops Fang on the ground*

Fang: OW! MY HEAD!

Nurse 2: Oops. Sorry, you're like really heavy!

Snow: AHAH! SEE! TOLD YA!

The nurse finally puts Fang in the wheelchair and pushes her into one of the rooms down the hallway.

Nurse 1: Um..who is the spouse of this woman? Is it you? *points to Lightning*

Lightning: Oh no, it's Snow.

Nurse 1: Oh, it's this kid? *points to Hope*

Hope: What?

Snow: No, um, it's actually me!

Nurse 1: Okay, you should get going with your wife to the birth room which is room 24 D, down the hallway.

Snow: Gotcha! *runs down the hallway*

Hope: Um..what do we do?

Nurse 1: Oh, um..you guys can watch which is in 25 D. You get to see what's going on behind that window.

Hope: Okay!

Lightning: Sweet. Time to see Snow and Fang experience "The miracle of life".


Fang giving birth....oh boy...

Male nurse: Alright, now push!

Fang: AHHH!

Male nurse: Bitch, I said push! All you did was scream!

Fang: It's too hard!

Male nurse: Well push for your life!

Fang: Ugh, how is this a miracle? This fucking hurts!

Snow: Aw, come on Fang, it's our first baby!

Fang: But it's soooo fat! How big is this thing?

Snow: Maybe because you have a tight-

Fang: Don't go there, Snow!

Snow: *grins*

Suddenly Fang gave another hard push. They could hear a faint cry. A baby cry.

Male nurse: Aww! It looks like a girl! You guys have a baby girl!

Snow: No!

Fang: Yes! Mini-Fang here we come!

Fang then held the baby and handed her to Snow.

Fang: Look at her, Snow. She has blond hair. Great, guess she has your hair color. I hope she doesn't have your dumbness

Snow: Hey! *grins* Aw, she's beautiful...

Male nurse: Wait..uh-oh...looks like we have another baby in here!

Fang + Snow: WHAT!?

Male nurse: Yep.

The nurse picks up another baby. A baby boy with black spiky hair.

Male nurse: Congratulations! You guys have twins! This one is a boy!

Fang + Snow: TWINS!?!

Snow then fainted.

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Yep, I'm that evil. Sorry about the cliff hanger guys. I probably won't get the next chapter posted until Friday/Saturday :O The reason why I posted two stories today was

because I typed these last week (I had Spring Break) and was to lazy too upload them.

I'm still trying to think of names. Yep. I twisted the story a bit, insted of having one child, I decided to make them have two :D

So please help me think of names for the baby boy and girl, it'll mean a lot to me. I need to work on the other stories though

So thank you guys for the reviews :) But don't worry, There will be more chapters to come! Soon! It's not the end yet!

I'm planning on writing on about the baby boy and girl growing up with Fang and Snow. Thanks for reading!