Disclaimer: I'm back! Yes, I've returned after Anime Central, which was fun by the way, as well as finally completing my TTA story. ACEN was great, met people in well-thought out cosplay, made some cash, even ended up 'adopting' a ProtoMan plush out of a dare thanks to a friend, I'm still mad about that. (You can see the plush on my YouTube channel). Anyways, back for more laughs with our three favorite unfortunate souls (no, they won't be watching the Little Mermaid, that's just too easy lol). It's ironic since the story I was working on was a mixture of TTA with 'The Crow' while the last couple chapters of this fic here involved said film lol if you're into that then check it out! I want to thank The Lazy Bitch and decode9 respectively for the ideas in this chapter, hope this works :-) Now, to be clear, I didn't watch these films, I read about them, saw clips and images of them and that's how I got the idea for how the story will go since I'm not into nor familiar with either fandoms. I own none of the characters or the films they will endure so enjoy chapter 7!

Chapter 7: My Little Brony: Friendship is Tragic

"So Kaito-"

"Ryoga, go fu-"

"No! I get to say it now."

"Shut up."

"Oh, I'm sorry, laughing boy, is the joke over?"

"I said shut up."

"Oh, come on," Ryoga was having too much fun, Yuma left the room to fetch another film leaving the Water duelist to torment Kaito after the previous week's film crisis. After watching the Nolan Batman films, Ryoga's dark desire was satisfied for that night and he knew Rio wasn't going to sleep right away.

"So Kaito, wh-"

"Don't…!...Say it."

"…Why so serious?!"

"AARRGGHHH! Alright fine!" Kaito yelled, "Batman's better! There, you happy now?!" the Photon duelist slammed his head in his hands while a victorious Ryoga leaned back on the couch. Smirking at his win.

"You feel like a winner right now, don't you?" Kaito asked, his voice muffled.

"I just made you, Kaito Tenjo, Galaxy-Eyes Master, admit he was wrong about something," he responded in a cocky voice, "I'm feeling triumphant!"

At that last word, Kaito brought his head back up, "triumphant huh? Wasn't that the sequel name Schumacher was going to use for his next Batman movie?"

"Shut up! I'm Batman!"

"I can almost see it now, we see the bat credit card return with…the bat wallet!"

Now Kaito was laughing at him again, "maybe this time we get to see the bat bank account too! The endless possibilities!"

Ryoga was getting impatient, he ripped off his shark tooth pendant and pointed it at the laughing blonds' face.

"Do you want me to put a smile on that face?!"

Kaito stopped his taunting and just blankly stared at him, "do you have any idea how weird that sounds?"

Within two seconds, the Water duelist realized what he meant by that and slowly and awkwardly put his pendant in his pocket, wide-eyed at what he just said and embarrassed that he ever said it. Ryoga sat back down while they both heard Yuma going through various objects and rooms trying to find a movie for them to watch.

"So-"

"Ryoga, if you say it one more time I swear to Go-"

"I was gonna' say how are things with Chris? He still pissed?"

Kaito narrowed his eyes at him, "we just unloaded on him after seeing 'The Exorcist,' what do you think?"

"Well he didn't say anything last week so…he's still pissed?"

"Yuma!"Kaito yelled, frustrated, "hurry up and get back here, my brain is sleeping with fishes here!"

"Sorry guys," Yuma came in, looking disappointed, "can't find a movie to watch today, I looked everywhere, even the kitchen...twice."

Kaito face-palmed while Ryoga stared at Yuma as if he saw a ghost.

"No, no! We're watching something tonight!" he demanded.

"But I don't have anything to watch!" Yuma whined, "no one at school lent me a film and we can't go back to the video store after what you guys did to the store and the clerk!"

The Water duelist walked up to him and grabbed him by the collar.

"Now you listen to me, Yuma," he growled, "you go find us a movie to watch and we'll go our 'happy, merry way' afterwards cuz' so help me in the name of the Numbers, I will make you taste-test whatever experiment Saichi has for me in her kitchen, understood?!"

Yuma nervously smirked at Ryoga's threat, "b-but, I-"

"Ugh, just let him go to the video store, Ryoga," Kaito scolded the two boys, "who cares what he picks this time? At least the clerk is-"

At that point, the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it!" Yuma quickly exclaimed as he escaped Ryoga's grasp without him realizing it. From where the young duelist was at, they heard him yell out.

"Hey!"

"Yuma, who is it?!" Ryoga called out.

"What are you doin' here?!"

"Yuma, who is it?!" Kaito called out as well but they were answered when their grinning visitor entered the living room.

"Vector!"

"You!" Kaito lunged at him and grabbed him by the collar, "Chris is mad at me because of you!"

"Aww come on, Kaito," Vector teased, "I'm sure you two will look back on this and laugh…someday!"

The Photon duelist harshly let him go, "why couldn't you Barians just go back to your timelines after you became humans again?!"

Before Vector could respond with a witty comeback, now it was Ryoga's turn to grab him by the collar. Only this time, he dragged him out of the room and into the kitchen

"What is with everyone and the collar today? Are you guys hating on my, what you call, swag?"

The Water duelist slammed the former Barian on Yuma's kitchen table and pinned him down in the same position he was sleeping in that rainy night.

"Not so comfortable, is it?!" he yelled, "you try sleeping like this for eight hours!"

"Aww what's le' matter?" Vector mocked, "the great Barian Emperor Nasch was afraid of a screaming little girl?"

"Shut up!"

"I just figured you could relate to Regan's mom since you deal with the same thing with Rio!"

Ryoga's eyes widened, he then looked over to Kaito.

"Well?!" he yelled at him.

"Well, what?!" Kaito responded.

"Well, aren't you going to do something about that?"

"You've got it under control, I still have to work with 'V' on quiet work days that drag on end!"

"But I've got something you'd like!"

All three boys looked down to Vector sticking out his hand, holding a film case. Yuma immediately grabbed for it.

"What movie is it?!" he excitedly exclaimed, "action? Comedy? Don't tell me it's horror?!"

"Ohh but Yuma old buddy," Vector smirked, "it's not just any movie, this one's from the Barian World."

Ryoga looked displeased at them, "am I the only one here who's calling bullsh-"

Kaito swiped the case out of Yuma's grasp, "I've researched the Barian World, as far as I'm concerned you morons didn't have films to watch."

"Are you a Barian? How would you know that?"

"Kinda' hard to enjoy a movie when you're conquering kingdoms and fighting dragons."

"Where do you think they got the idea for 'Dungeons and Dragons?' Ha-dah-dah-dah-dah!" Vector raised his arm up in a similar fashion as Jeremy Irons from the aforementioned film.

"Well I wanna' see it!" Yuma exclaimed, "c'mon!"

Kaito opened the case and saw the title, "Wolf Children?"

"It's one of my favorites!" Vector cheerfully said.

"Well, that settles it," Ryoga brought Vector back up and grabbed the movie, "so, who wants to take out the trash?"

"I'll make you a deal!"

"What could you do that we would cooperate with?!"

"If we watch the movie and you don't like it then I'll leave, simple as that."

"Again, I'm calling bullsh-"

"-And if you do like it then we can another one just like it."

"That doesn't sound promising," Kaito stated, "you're basically saying that if we hate this move then you'd just leave us alone, no repercussions, but if we do like it then it's just more time we get to spend…with you."

"I know, it's fun, isn't it?"

The Photon duelist turned to Yuma, "save us the trouble and say you hate this movie right now, me and Ryoga will say it with you."

"But Kaito, I kinda' wanna' see it."

"It's called Wolf Children, Yuma, it's probably another horror movie with little baby werewolves disguising themselves to eat their adoptive parents in a never-ending cycle."

"I wish."

"Shut up, Vector!"

"Fine," Kaito concluded, "but if it's horrible then you're walking out of this house with your limbs scattered all over the place! Just like the Numbers."

"And no one will hunt for you," Ryoga caught on.

Vector was released from the Water duelist's grasp, took the movie and confidently walked over to the TV and put in the film.

"Come on you guys!" he excitedly shouted, "you'll miss the beginning!"

Kaito reluctantly started heading into the living room while Yuma followed but was pulled back by Ryoga.

"I'm gonna' give you and Chuckles over there a five-second head start to get as far away from me as possible when this movie ends."

An hour and 57 minutes later(basically almost 2 hours)…

Vector grinned as he looked back to Kaito who narrowed his eyes at him.

"…Alright, it was okay," he admitted, "definatley not what I expected."

Vector's grinning face nodded in excitement as he heard that and then he turned to Ryoga.

"Kaito, do us all a favor," he abruptly told him, ignoring Vector's facial expression to know his thoughts on the film, "don't turn around."

"Why?"

His answer came in the form of a once-again crying Yuma while the Water duelist sighed in defeat.

"That's why, I told you not to look!"

"So Yuma," Vector collapsed in the couch next to the young duelist, "did you like Wolf Children."

"They're so happy!" he exclaimed while Kaito and Ryoga face-palmed, "she raised them so well after her husband passed, they all get a happy ending!"

He then pulled out a tissue and blew his nose, much to their dismay.

"Alright, Vector, it was fun but it's time to go now," Ryoga sarcastically stated as he began pushing the former Barian out of the room, "I'd say it was nice seeing you again but I'd be lying."

"W-wait! I have another one!" he quickly pulled out another movie and waved it at them, "you said that if you liked 'Wolf Children' then we'd watch this too!"

The boys hesitated at first, they had nothing better to do for the rest of the day so another film would kill enough time until it was time for them to go.

"Alright, what is it?" Ryoga asked.

"It's from the Barian Wor-"

"Ohh here we go!"

"I'm sure you three will love it!"

Kaito once again snatched the case out of Vector's hand and read the title. He frowned, he was displeased as he looked back up at him.

"MLP…?"

"What?" Vector asked innocently, "I'm just asking you guys to watch a movie with me, it's not like I'm sending your souls to Don Thousand or pushing you over a pit or something."

"'Equestria Girls?' Really? Is this your Barian version of Girls Gone Wild?!"

"Why is he still alive?!" Ryoga yelled, Yuma had to hold him back.

"Aaaand surpriiiiise! We're back to point number one!"

Vector once again confidently took the case and slotted it in as the boys reluctantly watched what was shown before them.

Not even ten minutes later…

As the movie kept playing, the three boys slowly looked over at a cackling Vector who was pointing at them back. Yuma felt even more ridiculous as he was tricked by him yet again while Kaito and Ryoga scolded themselves for ever going along with this.

"You thought it was-…"Vector kept laughing, "but it was…and you still…fools!"

The boys simultaneously looked back at the TV screen and their eyes twitched.

"I haven't seen this pony stuff since Rio was a kid!" Ryoga thought to himself, "this franchise is still alive?!"

"This maniac would show this to us!" Kaito sharply exhaled as he saw Vector had already fallen off the couch and rolling on the carpet.

Yuma growled and made a face while he crossed his arms.

"What did you think 'MLP' stood for? More Life Points?!"

That was it, the boys took action, all three said a small statement with the other following from Kaito, to Ryoga and finally Yuma.

"Ryoga."

"Kaito."

"I'll go call Durbe to come pick him up to take him to the hospital."

Yuma walked out of the room while the Water duelist walked it over to the TV and yanked it out of the cords and sockets. Vector's laughter calmed down a little just in time to see what the boys were doing.

"Worth it!" he shouted as Ryoga dropped the TV right on the laughing Barian-turned-human. He popped his head outside the screen while still keeping his flashy grin and trademark laughter.

"Th-th-th-th-th…that's all folks!"

To be continued…

A/N: I saw a couple clips from Wolf Children and it's look nice, I think I saw some images and pictures of it at ACEN. I'm not into MLP so I won't say anything bad about it(I don't understand it anyway and it's kinda stupid to bash something you don't really get), this was done for comedic purposes so I'm sorry if the boys' reactions offended anyone. This was uploaded a little later than planned, I fell asleep before I was done but still, thanks for reading. As always I'll be back next week for another update so feel free to drop a suggestion or two! Next week we'll have another special guest and he'll bring a movie whose title can't be mentioned due to mature reasons. It won't be a surprise, at least not to us, but to the boys since…well let's just say they have a lot to pay for and this certain someone will make them pay dearly lol. See ya next week!