The PC babies wondered behind the school where the Goth Kids were reading H. P. Lovecraft to each other. The PC babies instantly started crying.

"What was that?" asked Pete.

"It's those PC babies." said Henrietta, "They're probably upset because we're reading H. P. Lovecraft."

They all turned to the PC babies.

"Look, we know Lovecraft was a racist and a xenophobe, even for his time, but that doesn't mean we condone it." said Pete, "We just like the monsters and the worlds he's created. Haven't you ever heard of 'Death of the Author'?"

The PC babies continued to cry.

"It's pointless to try to reason with PC babies." said Michael, "They're just a bunch of SJW conformists."

"Want me to kick their asses? I'm about their size." said Firkle.

"Nah. PC Principal would probably still suspend you for ageist violence." said Michael.

"Well we can't just listen to these PC brats just whine all day." said Henrietta.

"Wanna ditch school and get coffee at Denny's?" asked Michael.

"Sure." said the rest of the Goth Kids.

As the Goth Kids left, the PC babies stopped crying.