Hi guys, so if you are wondering why I haven't written about Bruce or Thor yet is because I don't think that they would be pranksters. Bruce is too smart and level headed, and Thor doesn't know about "Midgardian customs". So they are sorta gonna be bystanders, but if a lot of you guys want me to add them into the story, then I'll try.

Guess who might make an appearance later in the story? Our wonderful Coulson, Hill and maybe even Fury!

Enjoy!


The next day, when Clint and Tony woke up, they went through their usual routines. Waking up, going to the bathroom, taking a shower and washing their hair, gelling their hair, putting on cologne, and using their deodorant. Well they were in for a bit of a surprise.

The Avengers team usually woke up at about 10:00 (assassins/super soldiers/gods/geniuses/doctors do need their sleep). However, today was an exception. Two excited pranksters were out of bed at about 9:30 and headed down to the movie theater which was on the Avengers floor. Sitting side by side in the comfy seats, Natasha and Steve were about to watch one of the greatest moments in history.

"JARVIS, pull up security footage from Clint and Tony's floors," Natasha requested. She literally had a bucket of popcorn while Steve had a huge bag of Swedish Fish. They clearly took their pranking seriously.

For a while, nothing happened. Clint and Tony were obviously exhausted from the late movie. Everyone came back last night and was going on and on about the movie, especially Clint and Tony. The whole team immediately headed to bed last night after the movie, so Steve and Natasha had to wait until morning to see their wonderful pranks in action.

Finally, on the left hand side of the screen, the could see Clint sitting up in bed and yawning. He walked out of the room, and they heard the shower start. The camera followed him and stopped outside the shower. Steve looked at Natasha and grinned. The first prank was in action. When Clint came out of the shower with a towel around his waist, he glanced in the mirror. He had bright neon pink hair.

"Wait for it," Natasha said.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Clint. He ran forward to the mirror and inspected his hair carefully. "STEVE YOU BASTARD!" Clint hollered as loudly as he could.

Both the soldier and the spy started laughing so hard, tears were coming out of their eyes.

When Clint calmed down, he decided to get dressed. Walking to his dresser, he slipped on his jeans. Grabbing his deodorant, he put it on. It felt weird. He checked the mirror, and saw huge marks of white cream cheese on his armpits. "EWWWWWWW!" Clint yelled as he wiped it off with a tissue. He shook his head as he got out a new deodorant, checking to make sure it wasn't loaded with cream cheese.

He wandered over to his dresser and pulled out his hair gel. Dumping a bunch on his head, he began combing it until it looked perfect. Gently taking the comb out and laying it on the dresser, he felt his hands. They were sticky. With glue. "NOOOOOOO!" He moaned falling to the floor in agony.

Steve and Natasha had similar reactions. They were on the ground rolling around in laughter. "I don't think he'll use the cologne, he'll be too busy trying to get the glue out!" Natasha gasped, trying to catch her breath.

Later, when the popcorn was almost gone and Steve finished the Swedish fish, they saw movement in the right side of the screen. Tony rolled out of bed and fell to the floor with a thunk. "Ughhhhh," he grumbled, not wanting to get up.

Throwing off his clothes and stepping into the shower, he sleepily poured some shampoo into his hair. He finished washing up and got out. Not bothering to wipe off the steam and check his hair, he slipped on a pair of pants and put some deodorant on. Frowning when the deodorant felt wet, he went to check the mirror.

He froze. For one tiny moment, Tony Stark was silent. But that moment didn't last long.

"WHAAAAAATT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR? OH MY POOR BABY!" He shrieked, now wide awake. Rubbing his eyes to make sure it wasn't an illusion, he glared his neon orange hair. "Who would do this?" He muttered while stomping around. He reached for his cologne and opened it up. Steve and Natasha winced at the thought of smelling the disgusting sour milk and vinegar. Tony sniffed the air confused, before dipping his head near the cologne.

CRASH!

The cologne fell to the floor as Tony reeled over, gagging from the horrid smell. Realizing he had to pee so badly, he ran out of the room to go to the bathroom. Opening the toilet, Tony was about to go to the bathroom, when he looked closer. Wtf? Plastic wrap?

Jumping up and down, he ran to his elevator to go to another bathroom.

Who would do such mean things? He thought held his crotch.. Suddenly, he remembered. who he pranked a few days ago.

"STEEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEE!" Tony screeched. He was mad. His hair was messed up, he smelled bad, he had to pee, and his armpits smelled like cheese.

"THIS IS WAR CAPSICLE!" He yelled as loud as he could.

Both Steve and Natasha looked at each other. They had fear in their eyes. They learned early on that Tony and Clint's pranks were horrible.

"Oh boy," Steve sighed.

It was fun while it lasted.