A/N: Sorry for waiting so long to update.. I've been trying to see the funnier side to Season Two, but I just couldn't. My family and I have been through hell these last few months and I've found myself in a constant state of depression.. Few people have helped me see a reason to keep trying. One of them; I may never speak to again. In 1864Human Damon's words: "We're at.. irreparable odds.."
A/N: Okay, so I know I said that after Season Two comes out it'd strictly be SEASON TWO, but I was watching Blood Brothers with my brother and cousins. And my brother helped me write this. XD We were laughing so hard and miming the characters. How we believed they would act. It was hilarious.
Season One Outtake:
Blood Brothers
"Our actions are what sets things in motion, but we have to live with that."
"It hurts me. It hurts me, knowing what I've done. And that pain, that pain is with me all the time. And every day I think that if I just ... If I just give myself over to the blood, I can make that pain stop. It would be that easy. And every day I fight that, and I am so terrified that one day I'm not gonna want to fight that anymore. The next time I hurt somebody, it could be you."
A sigh cut Stefan's speech short. "Fine. Stay out here. I hope the sun fries your ass." Stefan's head snapped up and he ran towards the retreating figure, throwing his arms around the stiff form. Damon growled "If you try kissing me, I'll kill you, Stefan.." Stefan just grinned as Damon became rigid in his embrace. "Stefan.. that better be a flashlight in your pocket.." Damon whispered dangerously. Stefan laughed, "Nope!" Damon's eyes widened "What the f-"
Season Two:
Rose
Damon snapped his phone open and pressed speed dial. The call was answered almost immediately. Damon spoke quickly, "I just need to say this once. And I need you to hear it. I love you. And it's because I love you that I don't deserve you. But my brother does.." "Umm.. okay? Thanks.." The voice on the other end of the phone replied awkwardly, nervously. Damon froze, wide eyed. "Jeremy?" The youngest Gilbert laughed nervously, saying "Awkward.." "Where is your sister?" "Why? Are you in love with her too?" Jeremy said, chuckling. "You weren't supposed to hear that! Where is she?" "The bathroom. I answered her phone for her." Damon closed his phone, embarrassed. Jeremy tossed Elena's cell phone onto her bed as his sister entered the room. "Who was that?" Elena asked, confused. Jeremy shrugged, fighting back laughter, replying "Wrong number."
