Ty for the reviews. Alright. People want more romance, action AND humor, so yes, I AM taking up the challenge and fitting EVERYTHING into this jam packed story. Okay. This, I reckon, should start to loosen up a bit. Enough of the serious –we are going to die – parts and I'm going to try and squeeze in some twisted plot and random stuff. :D
"That's NOT funny Naruto!" Sakura exclaimed. "I nearly...nearly... never mind." What she wanted to say was that she nearly wet her pants, but that would sound totally gross and immature, like something a boy would say. Shikamaru was trying to hold in a laugh, clearly opposite of the maniac.
"Oh-hahaha-my-*pants*-that was so—hahaha." Naruto was rolling on the floor- er ground laughing to hell.
"You could have killed me." Sakura continued, she wasn't going to let the bastard get away with this.
"You should have seen your reaction!" Naruto said with great difficulty, still having orgasms of giggles. His eyes were fully watering and his stomach hurt from all the laughter.
Shikamaru did nothing to help and Sakura could no longer take it.
"Na-ru-to!" She charged at the blonde, who was still half crouched on the ground, slightly recovering. She swung with all her might and...
She missed.
There was a moment when Naruto realised what Sakura has done and everything was silent, then he burst into another round of laughter. Shikamaru, after seeing the epic miss, didn't try to conceal his laughter either. He, along with Naruto, started cracking up, unable to control themselves.
Sakura just stood there. She was embarrassed to no end. She could feel her face heat up and turn as red as an apple. Her breathing became heavy and she was shaking. She could still not believe she missed.
"Now that was funny." Shikamaru was saying.
"She-hahaha-missed-hahahaha – that's so – hahaha." Naruto was in a laughing fit again.
If Sakura didn't leave now, she knows that she'll snap, so she turned around, facing away from the two idiots and stormed off. She could feel the steam coming off her head.
"Where are you going Sakura-chan? Not going to punch me again?" Naruto shouted and burst into laughter again. This is the worst day of my life. Sakura thought.
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"Tobi good boy!" the masked man exclaimed.
Sasuke sweat dropped inside. This was the man he was threatened by just a while ago.
"Tobi brought Sasuke to his brother." Tobi continued. "Tobi good boy."
"Hm.."
"What are you doing here?" Sasuke directed the question towards his hated brother. "I hate you."
"Oh. I know you do." Itachi said back.
"What do you want?" Sasuke asked again.
"I want to tell you the truth."
Sasuke drew his sword and activated his sharingan. "I'm going to kill you." He said with hatred.
"Don't say that, I'll explain everything." Itachi said with his emotionless, deep, threatening, dominating – ok enough said, you get the idea – voice.
So Itachi continued to tell Sasuke the reason behind everything. "I had to do it. I wanted to protect the village but I couldn't kill you."
Sasuke couldn't believe what he was hearing, he just stood there, listening.
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And what was Tobi doing?
"Pretty lady!" Both Sasuke and Itachi averted their eyes towards Tobi. He was – and there was screaming.
Sasuke face palmed inside again. Itachi's eye was twitching. "Tobi - " He began. Tobi had lifted a girl's dress while she was facing the other side.
"You per - " the girl was going to say but stopped when he saw the man. "Oooh, hello handsome." And wrapped her arms around Tobi's neck.
Itachi couldn't believe what was happening. Sasuke just stood there and watched.
"Pretty lady likes Tobi?" He said with confusion.
"Yes..." She sounded seductive somehow...then she was all over him.
Itachi had to shield his eyes, never before has he seen such... nevermind. But Sasuke couldn't seem to get his eyes off the couple. He had his mouth open and all he could do was stare. It was not after a while, Sasuke returned to his normal self and recovered from the shock.
"Can I keep her?" Tobi was begging. "Please?" He was drooling all over Itachi, tugging at his outfit.
Itachi sighed. Why did I bring him? He thought.
Just at this moment, Kisame appeared at the end of the alleyway. "Itachi – san?" He looked concerned. "Tobi and..." He was lost for words.
Immediately Tobi's eyes lit up and he ran over to Kisame. "Kisame – san! You're my best friend. Can I please keep pretty lady?"
Kisame glanced at Itachi, who glared back venomously. It said –If we bring her leader sama's going to kill us-.
"Um..." Kisame wouldn't want to upset the man- no – boy.
It was Sasuke who spoke. "Tobi, you can't keep her." He said cooly. "Or I'm not going to be your friend anymore."
None of the three men standing could believe it actually worked. Tobi stood up and walked the girl out, reluctantly he let her go. Both Itachi and Kisame gave Sasuke a glance of thanks. Never again were they EVER taking Tobi on ANY sort of mission AGAIN.
Haha. Had everyone requested inside?
Do you peeps want the story going like this – semi serious and funny – or back to before when everyone's all cautious. (which means Tobi's gotta turn back into the serious old man at the end of last chappie D:)
