((AN: A request from Chowder Wants A Cookie. Here's your Roxion! Man it took me awhile to figure out what that meant…and hurray for WIKIPEDIA!! Cuz I had no clue what a uke was! I feel so smart!))
Disclaimer: Do. Not. Own. Kingdom. Hearts. Period.
Misadventure 8:
Emo Love
Zexion sat at a table with Demyx, who was rambling on about something that Zexion stopped listening to when they entered.
He rested his head on his propped up fists and glared at the fiery red head that belonged to Axel.
Zexion despised Axel for a few reasons, one being that he did not have to reside in the basement of the castle with that mad scientist Vexen and that oaf Lexaeus.
But the one major reason was that Axel was partnered to him.
'Him' being Organization's number 13
Roxas
Sigh Roxas.
Zexion could feel a smile forming on his face.
Of course Demyx, with an attention span of a goldfish (much like the author), noticed Zexion's change of mood.
"AW! The emo can smile!" Demyx squeed.
"Would you shut it?!" Zexion growled out moodily.
"Geez sorry, so who were you smiling at? Hmmm?" The Melodious Nocturne questioned, grinning slyly.
"Oh no, you are NOT interfering with my love life like you did with Xigbar and Larxene!" Zexion said.
"Oh…so you have a crush on someone?"
"Shit."
"Aww, the emo does have feelings."
"I think I'll just kill myself now." Zexion said as he face-planted the table.
"NO! Don't go back to being all emo!" Demyx wailed, "Hey Roxas, come over here for a minute!" Demyx said shortly after waving his arms around in a spastic way.
Oh no he did NOT just say that! Zexion thought, looking up.
Roxas looked over, looked back at Axel and said something, then walked over grinning.
Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit, Zexion thought, trying to hide behind his hair…which was kind of hard sense an emo's hair is only really supposed to cover half the face and not ALL of it.
"Yeah what?" Roxas asked, smirking slightly.
Zexion felt a bit light headed just from looking at that smirk.
"Do you know-"
Who Zexion likes? You better not say that Demyx! Thought Zexion.
"-the muffin man?" Demyx said with a cat-ish grin.
Roxas gave him a blank look.
Thank god for Demyx's short attention span.
"Oh, and who do you think Zexion has a crush on?"
Zexion blanched, I shall find one of Vexen's painful concoctions and force feed it to you Demyx!
"Demyx…what are you on today?" Roxas asked.
"Nothing."
Roxas rolled his eyes, "I'd be careful with Demyx and secrets Zexion, he has a tendency to sing them out." Roxas said grinning at the Cloaked Schemer.
Zexion was thankful that Roxas then turned around and walked back to Axel, because at that moment Zexion face practically went red and he buried his head in his hands.
"Aw! I think I know who it is!" Demyx said joyfully.
"You breathe a word…and I'll make sure that it's your last breath." Zexion mumbled out.
Demyx thought for a moment.
"Why don't you talk to him?"
Zexion groaned, "Just looking at him makes my non-existent heart stop."
"AWW!"
"Do that again and I'll rip your ears off." Zexion said wincing, "I think I'm now deaf in this ear."
"Maybe you should take pointers from Xigbar!" Demyx said, just as a loud bang and shouts were heard.
As if on cue Xigbar ran into the sitting room the four of them were occupying with a big smirk on his face.
"What did you do?" Axel asked.
Xigbar grinned, "Oh nothing."
"XIGBAR! YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE YOU EARMUFFS WITH YOUR BALLS!" Larxene's voice was heard yelling.
"Whatever you say my ray of sun shine!" Xigbar yelled back.
"OH! Xigbar OVER HERE!" Demyx yelled waving his arms.
Xigbar sauntered over, "Yes?"
"Zexion needs help!"
"With what?"
"Picking up people."
"Well that's easy, you can either throw them over your shoulder or-"
"NO! pick picking up people."
"Demyx you are making no sense."
Zexion mumbled something.
"What was that?" Xigbar said, leaning in close.
Mumble, mumble.
"Dude, you're going to have to speak up, cuz this is as close as I'm getting."
"I need help with Roxas."
Xigbar looked at Zexion, a faint blush on his face, then over to Roxas and Axel. He did this two more times then broke out laughing.
"H-hey! Stop laughing!" Zexion said, blush now vary evident on his face.
"YEAH! Or he will revert to emo again!" Demyx said.
"Oh boy, this is going to be interesting." Xigbar said, wiping his eye.
"So…you'll help?" Zexion asked.
"Hell no." Xigbar said walking away.
"NO SENSE OF ADVENTURE!!" Demyx yelled after Xigbar.
Xigbar walked over to Axel and Roxas, Zexion thought he was going to tell him. But in fact, Xigbar grabbed Axel by the elbow and dragged him out of the room and shut the door.
Axel re-entered smirking, Roxas eyed him and asked something resulting in Axel shaking his head, smirk still in place.
Zexion shook his head, "I'm going back to the basement to see if Vexen has blown anything up." he said while standing.
"I highly doubt it; I've been up here most of today!" Demyx said grinning.
Zexion rolled his eyes and left the room, heading in the direction of the basement. Unbeknownst to him, Roxas soon afterwards left leaving Axel and Demyx in the room alone. The two looked at each other and darted off after the two, mostly to find a good place to watch the show.
"Hey Zexion!"
Zexion froze; Oh god please let it be Demyx.
"ZEXION!" Roxas yelled as he caught up with the taller Nobody.
Zexion swallowed hard, "Uh…hey Roxas."
Roxas grinned up at him, "So is what Demyx said true?"
"Uh…about what?" Zexion said, again trying to hide behind his hair and failing (EPIC FAIL!)
"You having a crush on someone?" he grin grew in size.
"Um maybe," Zexion mumbled, "But Demyx is a blabber mouth and will say anything over and over and over again."
"Kind of like a parrot?"
"Yeah, a annoying parrot."
"So, didn't know you and your uber emo-ness would actually have a crush on anyone." Roxas said grinning.
"The term 'emo' originally described overly emotional people, but unfortunately it is now used to specify moody depressed people." Zexion explained, feeling a bit more comfortably with talking to Roxas now.
"Seriously?"
"Yes…Vexen has dictionary down there among with vials of stuff."
"So which one are you?"
"Pardon?"
"The moody depressed one or the overly emotional one?"
"Well, neither sense each involves emotions which we do not have." Zexion said, a bit sadly.
"Well, let's find out."
"Find out what?" Zexion managed to say before being pulled down.
Well Roxas kind of had to sense everyone in the Organization seemed to tower over him.
Roxas pulled Zexion's head down a bit, and clamped his mouth over his.
(((Off around some corner))
Axel and Demyx wiped around and grinned at each other.
"Oh my god! So how long have you known?"
"While, in fact Roxas went to Xigbar to ask for some advice…he just laughed and walked out." Axel said.
"He did the same to Zexion…but AWW!!" Demyx said.
"Wait!" Axel said as the two looked around the corner again, only to see the two still lip-locked.
"I think I heard a groan."
"Or could it be a moan?"
"Either way I think we should leave."
((AN: OH MY GOD! I had to take breaks just to laugh…and sdgundum990 stop fake barfing! I know you are doing it! And people, don't feel scared to suggest something. My over active imagination will probably come up with something twisted for it.))
