A/N: Yay so this chapter *smirk*, it's just simply fun really, nothing much. Anyway, let's continue so that I can finish my next chapter and update for you guys as that chapter is so far my favourite chapter. *smirk even more* xD

Btw, important Author's note at the end, don't miss.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own TMI or Clary or Jace or Jonathon even though I wish I did. ;-;

Chapter 5:

(Clary POV)

The rest of the week went by with Jace and Jonathon opening doors for me, buying me coffee and flowers everyday. You will be surprised by how much money I saved by not buying my own coffee. My apartment is now cluttered with flowers and I had to use all my water bottles, glasses and vessels as vases for the bouquets. I officially don't have a glass to drink water. My apartment smells like plants and will soon become a bee haven with the rate Jace and Jon are sending me flowers 4 times in a day, sometimes even more. It is rather comically to watch two huge men with their childish antics. Once I accidentally dropped my pencil and both of them rushed forward to pick up the pencil. And gods forbid if both of them grab the pencil at the same time. I could get on my car, go to the supermarket, buy another pencil and come back to see both of them still fighting over the same pencil. It really is hilarious to watch them act like 5th graders. I also highly suspect that Jonathon stands right outside my room with his ears pressed against my door to hear the slightest movement and rush in at the slightest noise. It was very annoying initially but now I just use the situation to my advantage.

The week also consisted of Izzy dragging me through every single shop in LA to find the 'perfect' Halloween costume. At night she would facetime me yapping about characters, make-up/ hairstyle ideas. So basically, an exhausting, torturous week. But Saturday is here, and now I'm getting ready at Izzy's place for Magnus's party. Iz got me a cat woman outfit that has the shortest of the impossibly short skirts with black fishnet tights and knee length boots with 7 inch heels. The costume also came with a whip that is coiled around my wrist and a head band with cat ears. The outfit would have been cute if Izzy would not have done the makeup and hair. Glittery black eyeshow, winged eyeliner and fake eyelashes. Some blush and concealer to hide my freckles and hot red lipstick. She knotted my hair on the top of my head into a tight bun with some loose short hair hanging below my neck and a few stray curls to frame my face. Iz gave me a choker that goes with my outfit. I look at myself in the mirror and Damn, I look sexy, like can't-keep-my-hands-off-of-you sexy. Izzy walks into the room "I know you look very sexy and you want to fall at my feet and kiss my hand to thank me for my magic" she says wiggling her fingers in the air "But we have to leave, so stop ogling yourself in the mirror." She says with a hand on her hip. "What the hell are you wearing?" I say inspecting her... dress? A white strapless dress that hugs her curves perfectly and barely came past her butt. She had no tights on and 8 inch stilettos! Her hair was curled and it flowed down to her hips. Despite the barely there dress, she managed to pull off looking beautiful and not slutty at all. That girl's got some magic. "I knew this dress is too long" She says half turning to check the length of her 'dress' or what I would call a napkin. "Long?! Jesus Iz, that looks like a table cloth draped around your body." Just as she was about to retort, music blared through my phone. Jace. The caller ID showed. "Hey we're just about to leave." I say smiling into the phone. "okay cool, do you guys need a lift?" he asks. "No, we'll meet you at Magnus's place." I say. "See you soon." Call ended.

Izzy stops the car in front of a huge glass mansion. You could see a raging party going on inside, and I could hear the music from my car. Magnus is loud. We enter the house and were greeted by Chairman meow. Izzy bends to pick up the cat and stroke his ears as Magnus appeared in front of us looking just as glittery and pink as ever. "Is that a leotard Magnus?!" I exclaim. "Yes my darling, tonight I'm gonna be doing some ballet." He says spinning around on his toes. "Though I must say Izzy has done a wonderful job on you, I bet your lover boys won't be able to keep their hands off you." He winks at me suggestively. I furrowed my brows. I don't really understand what he's talking about, but then that's Magnus. Just then I see Jace from the corner of my eye, standing a few feet away from me and sipping on his beer. He eyes me, not very subtly, from my head to toe and back up, lingering for longer than required on my skirt. I feel heat rising from my neck to my face. Just as I was about to walk towards Jace who was dressed in jeans and a simple white shirt that stuck to his body giving me a perfectly fair idea of the 'greek god like body' underneath that shirt. Tight muscles, chiselled chest and ... 8 packs?! Damn I would take that piece of meat for dinner tonight, or preferably every night. I think to myself biting my lip. WHAT?! I internally scream at my stupid hormones. Just then a Jedi, Luke I guess? Appears in front of me carrying a green light saber. "Clary! Damn that outfit." Luke says in a very familiar voice and grins. "Jon?" I ask. "Nope, tonight I am Luke Skywalker." He says doing a stupid stunt with his light saber. I laugh at his enthusiasm. Suddenly I felt a certain welcoming warmth being radiated towards my side. I stiffen as Jace hums seductively next to my ear "I love your dress tonight Fray. Although I personally think it'd look better on the bedroom floor." He says with his smirk in place and walking away casually. I feel myself flush but then Izzy started dragging me towards the bar. She introduced me to one of her latest boy toy Simon Lewis, he works in our IT department. Messy brown hair, soft brown eyes, geeky specs, cute and totally not Izzy's type. She insists on him being a casual fling but I know that she really likes him. I mostly talk to him throughout the party. I am not good at socialising, drinking and dancing. Jon comes to join in on our conversation. "I didn't think you were gay." Simon says pushing his glasses up. I spit out my beer and burst out laughing. "What?! I... I am NOT gay!" Jon splutters. "Then why are you dressed as Luke Skywalker?" Simon asks looking genuinely concerned. "Dude, you don't make sense. How is Luke Skywalker and being gay in any way related?" Jon asks. Simon raises his eyebrow. "Luke Skywalker is gay, and most gay men dress up as Luke to find other gay men in parties and social gatherings." Jon was taken aback. "No, Yoda is gay." Jon states. They both start arguing and I laugh, basically rolling on the floor, clutching my stomach as Simon starts to explain the theory behind Luke being gay. My tummy hurts from the laughing. Who would have thought that a boy like Jonathon, who was probably the hottest guy in high school (you know the "cool" jocks) is a Star Wars fanatic. Jace walks over to us, arms crossed across his chest. "What's so funny?" He asks. "Jonathon is gay." I simply state going back to laughing again. Jace smirks "I should have known at the way you kept staring at my ass all week long." Jon looks horrified. "Sorry man, you aren't my type." Jace says with an apologetic grin, patting his shoulders. "And what exactly is your type?" I ask, suddenly curious. "oh, red head, feisty and short." He says "someone I already have an eye for." He adds with a suggestive wink. My face burns and I glance down unable to meet his eyes. I try to control my face, failing miserable. But determined not to give Jace the smug satisfaction of him affecting me, I stomp towards the bar and order whiskey shots. Without much thought, I down 4 shots until Magnus pulls me away "Woah woah there Clare-bear, you might wanna take it slow there." He says. I pout as the alcohol starts hitting me. I stumble and giggle. I look up and scream "AAAAAHH! I FOUND MY PPPINK UNICORN! I LOVE YOU UNICORN! YOU'RE THE BEST AND YOU"RE ALWAYS SO NICE" The unicorn replied "Clary honey, let's take you to the room. You should sleep." I gasp "THE UNICORN CAN TALK. I STILL LOVE YOU MY FLUFFY SPARKLY TALKING UNICORN." I hug my unicorn. I see a golden angel coming towards me. My eyes widen and I smile at him and stumble towards him, tripping. He catches me before I hit the moving floor. I giggle louder. "You're my guardian angel." I say and run my finger from his eyes to his lips. "You're so beautiful, I wish I could capture you on my canvas." I put my hands in his hair and sigh contently. "I always wanted to do that. You have the best hair. So soft and silky, it slips through my fingers. I love your golden hair, I love it so much I wish it'd be the first thing I see when I wake up and the last when I go to sleep. And your eyes are like flowing molten honey mixing with the black of your irises. I lose myself every time I look at you. Your little nose is the cutest thing ever." I giggle placing a soft kiss on his nose. I sigh glancing down at his lips tracing his shape with my finger. I move my fingers tracing his jawline. "Perfect" I sigh. "I would paint you all golden, you know? Golden, with less glitter of course" I giggle again "Ochre yellow, honey coloured and beautiful." I lean on his chest and inhale. I see a tall girl with raven black hair and blue eyes. She looks scaaaaary. I grab the angel's shirt and whisper in his ear "Why is that gorgeous lady staring at me? She looks mean." I say pouting. I hear the angel laugh, his laugh is so melodic, its music to my ears. "That mean gorgeous lady is your best friend Isabelle." I gasp. I HAVE A BEST FRIEND ? "Oh my god, you could be my sister and we could go shopping!" I feel excited. I hear everyone laughing. I turn frowning and my eyes fall on a boy with shiny white hair and black eyes. I blush and walk to him "You're so handsome." I tell him and hug his waist. The pink glittery unicorn screams "Guys! Let's play truth and dare!" "Hush sparkles, I'm trying to feel his abs." I say. I feel the handsome boy's chest vibrate. He lifts me and throws me over his shoulder laughing as I shout in surprise and joy. "I have a perfect view of your bum." I say and giggle. Suddenly the floor was dancing and I wanted to fall on it and close my eyes and go to sleep with the dancing floor, its rocking motion lulling me to sleep. I wave my hands around aimlessly in the air forming magical art leaving behind a trail of glitter. Wow. I am placed down on the floor and I protest "Umph, No! I want you to carry me, it was so fun!" I say pouting. "Clare bear we're gonna play a game, okay?" I squeal excited and clap my hand "Games are fun! Let's play." I sit cross-legged expectantly facing all these people with the exception of sparkly unicorn and the golden angel. The gorgeous mean lady coughs and puts a cushion on my lap. She smiles at me and says "It's a part of the game, honey." The unicorn says "okay! I'm gonna start." He rubs his hands together "Umm... okay Izzy, truth or dare?" The pretty lady, apparently called Izzy replied "huh, dare of course." "Okay, I want you to dance on Harlem Shake in nothing but your underwear." Another blue-eyed boy I hadn't noticed before screams" No! That's my sister Magnus! I am not going to sit and watch her dance naked." The angel spoke "Half-naked Alec, plus you can always turn around and close your eyes." He said in his angelic voice. Izzy stood up and started to take off her clothes, I stare wide eyed. She's hot, I wish I had those curves. "You're hot" I blurt out. Then she starts to shake her bum to a noise blaring from a magical object in sparkly unicorn's hand. Sorcery. Everybody is hooting and making weird noises. Then she puts her clothes back on. Izzy sat down "Jace, truth or dare?" She asks the golden angel. "What do you think?" Angel boy says smirking "Dare". "You have to strip dance for Jonathon until he has a hard on" Izzy says. Angel boy looks horrified. "No No, please don't cry angel boy, everything will be okay." I rush over to him and hold his head to my chest, stroking his hair gently. "Clary baby, Jace is fine, why don't you go back and sit down huh?" says Izzy. I nod at her "okay mom". I didn't pay attention at anything else really, I was too entranced by the dancing lights. They were all around us and moving in weird shapes. It looked beautiful like the Aurora even though I have never seen one. I flex my fingers wanting to capture this scene on my paper. Golden boy called my name, I frown. He made the dancing lights go away. I noticed he was shirtless, that left me staring openly at his perfect chest. Damn. "Clary? Truth or dare?" He asked. I was forced to look up. "Dare? I guess?" Everybody was saying Dare so I guessed I had to too. He smirked "I dare you to kiss me, not like peck-on-the-cheeks kiss, like make-out-session kiss." He says full on smirking. The handsome boy with white hair shouts "No way! That's not happening. That's molestation." He says vigorously shaking his head. I giggle, he's so cute. Then golden boy says "Yeah no, I take back the dare. Clary I dare you to prank call your mom and tell them that you're pregnant with Mr. Starkweather's child." He says. Everyone starts laughing. "Okay" I take out my phone and call mom. She picks up after the 5th ring. "Hey honey, is everything fine?" Her tone worried. "Yeah. Yeah mom, everything's fine." I say, my voice wavering. "You called me at 1:30 AM, honey what's wrong?" She asks, her tone genuinely concerned. I pretend to cry "Mom, I... I am pre... pregnant." I say stammering. There is silence at the other end. "Mom?" I ask unsure. I hear her take a deep breath "Okay, well who is the father?" She says enunciating each word clearly. "Umm... you know my boss, Mr. Starkweather?" I ask slowly. "OH MY GOODNESS CLARISSA! I THOUGHT WE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS." She starts yelling but I burst into hysterics. I am laughing so hard "Is this a prank call Clary?" she asks but I'm still laughing and so is everybody along with me. I hang up. "That was great." Says Izzy clutching her stomach. "Jocelyn sounded like she was about to get a stroke." I am still laughing and laughing and then there is suddenly no sound and its dark and I feel like I'm falling, into a dream-induced state.

A/N: Hey guys, many of you guys might not like this chapter and you must be thinking that it's written in a weird way. Well, you see the story is written from Clary's POV, that means it is written in first person and only the things that are going on in Clary's mind. So if Clary doesn't know something, you guys don't either. Drunk Clary has weird thoughts and hence the weird writing. There might be some things you don't understand in the story like when Izzy placed that cushion in Clary's lap. It's because Clary doesn't know why and she wasn't noticing the people around her or paying attention to them.

I have decided to write this chapter in somebody else's POV to clear up some confusion and write everything in detail that went around in the party and the things that Clary doesn't know. Well, only a few things. xD Now, I'll let you guys decide who's POV you want me to write. Please review this chapter for me and tell me who's POV you want. I'll write for the character with highest votes.

I'm open to all ideas and suggestions for the story. I'll update the next chapter, which is my favourite chapter, by tomorrow.

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Have a great day you guys!

Love always

~Sofia